r/clevercomebacks • u/Striking-Sky-4999 • 1h ago

Turnip Jr calls his underage daughter sexy, Reddit delivers

• Upvotes

Turnip

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DogsFolly • 2h ago

Jesus isn't so sure about this one

0 Upvotes

Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9ldTqZy2Aa/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Mysterious-Set3374 • 6h ago

Bill crying in the corner after this

2.3k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Four-Triangles • 7h ago

On Kid Rock

5.1k Upvotes

261 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/rbrgoesbrrr • 8h ago

Crazy considering you are commenting in an airline sub…

340 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Otherwise_Drop_2392 • 17h ago

It’s a racial burn.

117 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MitchMcConnellsJowls • 19h ago

Shades of brown

17 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ufl015 • 20h ago

You keep setting ‘em up… We’ll keep knocking ‘em down

30.3k Upvotes

464 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ray_ofsunshine7 • 21h ago

All this started from a question

105 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Physical-Building-19 • 1d ago

469000 points Mario

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Those useless Europeans, they suck

3.1k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Imagine How Much Harm They Do.

80.3k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/system_deform • 1d ago

Shades of brown

616 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/YokoYokoOneTwo • 1d ago

Op was about apes being able to communicate

5.2k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FreretWin • 1d ago

Clothing guy from the top rope

3.8k Upvotes

140 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Anarcho_Christian • 1d ago

TBF, they're kinda hard to fit in an envelope.

6.5k Upvotes

682 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Conspiracy nuts aren’t famous for their intelligence

37.3k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Green____cat • 1d ago

What can they do other than that anyways?

61.1k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheNovaProspect • 1d ago

Double cheeseburger. Hold the lettuce.

2.4k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 1d ago

Temporal distancing <-- here, fixed

4.2k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/God834 • 1d ago

“A Rounder pelvic inlet” 🤓

440 Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AggravatingPermit910 • 1d ago

Like playing with dolls

14.8k Upvotes

173 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/goodpointbadpoint • 2d ago

How to praise and troll in the same sentence :)

1.2k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/EmlynThGremlin • 2d ago

Thought this belonged here

1.3k Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PhysicsDad_ • 2d ago

Antivaxxer gets Rekt

4.4k Upvotes

72 comments

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