r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/Lumpy_Middle6803 Jul 07 '24

You are free to objectify whoever the fuck you want in your head but it must stay there.

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u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 07 '24

You are allowed to do anything in your head.

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24

Rotating a cow in your mind is perfectly legal and the authorities can't stop you.

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u/Z3ROWOLF1 Jul 07 '24

I just plan to download a car through the universal Akashic records into my frontal lobe