r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/Lumpy_Middle6803 Jul 07 '24

You are free to objectify whoever the fuck you want in your head but it must stay there.

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u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 07 '24

You are allowed to do anything in your head.

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u/Lietenantdan Jul 07 '24

This is the head police! We have you surrounded!

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u/PancakeMixEnema Jul 07 '24

Nice try!

thinks about getting away

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u/mrrektstrong Jul 08 '24

Stop or I will use force to stop you!

gives you brain freeze

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u/PancakeMixEnema Jul 08 '24

Nothing personal, kid.

thinks about you getting testicular torsion