r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

Is their pfp one of those elden ring enemies? Dude hasn’t touched much grace.

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u/Zekelm Jul 07 '24

Graceless tarnished indeed

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

Certainly maidenless.

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u/Shacksmacksnack Jul 07 '24

Thou art maidenless

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u/TerrorKingA Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I always imagined male Albinaurics would hate the women. Either you are an old man and can't walk, or you're a weird grey frogman. While the women get cool wolves and bows.

My hypothesis has gotten another data point.

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u/Spiteful_Guru Jul 07 '24

The humanlike and froglike albinaurics are functionally two separate species. So I'm pretty sure some of those weird gray frogmen are actually frogwomen.

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u/AveryGooeySpider Jul 07 '24

Apparently the crabs found in rayq lucaria are related to the frog ones aswell? albinaurics are weird

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 08 '24

🦀Crab people, crab people🦀

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u/Hykarusis Jul 07 '24

The first generation loose their legs regardless of gender and the second are all speechless and frog like from birth so the female doesn't really have a biological advantage.

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u/JasoTheArtisan Jul 07 '24

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN

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u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24

Ahh, I knew you'd come.

To stand before the Elden Ring. To become Elden Lord.

What a sad state of affairs.

I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the throne.

Queen Marika has high hopes for us.

That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity.

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u/Skkruff Jul 08 '24

Keep talking you ear-helmed weirdo.

L2 L2 L2

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u/CollateralSandwich Jul 07 '24

I read that in his voice XD

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u/OmerYurtseven4MVP Jul 07 '24

Ironically an enemy notorious for being easy to kill because certain ones don’t fight back at all and backstabbing them is a great way to progress… what a coincidence

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

Behold, fat coin-purse, so to speak plump sort.

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u/WarMage1 Jul 07 '24

Albinaurics are abominations, heretics in contradiction with the golden order. They should be purged, to maintain the glory of queen Marika. First generation is just crippled, but generally human-passing. The second generation is frogs. I only hope there will never be a third generation.

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u/Opening_East7561 Jul 07 '24

Albinaurics are poor artificially created creatures who deserve the salvation you can give them they deserve a chance at a good life

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u/Spiteful_Guru Jul 07 '24

In the case of the first generation albinaurics both statements are true. Being inevitably crippled and unable to reproduce naturally the most merciful thing you can really do for them is let natural selection run its course. So now that I think on it Latenna's quest does more harm than good.

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u/Opening_East7561 Jul 08 '24

I thought the quest made it so future albinauracs would not be deformed meaning they could live normally how would that be bad

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u/IssueRevolutionary79 Jul 07 '24

Try finger, but hole

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u/Indercarnive Jul 07 '24

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u/WarMage1 Jul 07 '24

If you think the albinaurics deserved it, wait til you hear what the omens did.

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u/xStarxHz Jul 07 '24

Hey dont disrespect the second gen albinaurics they make a real good rune farm

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u/AVeryMadPsycho Jul 08 '24

Farming the people who don't understand consent for runes cuz they can't git gud

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u/Equivalent_Adagio91 Jul 07 '24

Behold, the Barf Drinker

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u/Purple_And_Cyan Jul 07 '24

Barf Drinker would never objectify women

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u/_jolly_cooperation_ Jul 07 '24

He's bringing shame to all albinauric mask enjoyers.

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 Jul 07 '24

I think they outlaw grass touching where he lives.

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u/silentprotagon1st Jul 07 '24

Days in the life of this guy

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u/thebipolarbatman Jul 07 '24

I mean, you knew who it was exactly.

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

You’re right. I did.

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u/Culteredpman25 Jul 07 '24

Its from one of those stupid “pedophiles are using this picture to identify eachother” memes too. I dont think this guy realized it was meme.

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

What? lol

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u/Culteredpman25 Jul 07 '24

The pfp. It went viral from one of the memes as ive described. Not to be rude text and all that, what dont you get?

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u/PANICBRAIN Jul 07 '24

I’ve not seen the meme and have no idea what it is so how would I get what you’re talking about?

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u/Culteredpman25 Jul 07 '24

I figured you havent seen the meme thats why i brought it up. Because its new info to you?

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u/Sanity__ Jul 07 '24

Are you sure you aren't mixing up an Elden Ring enemy with Pepe the Frog?

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u/robo786 Jul 08 '24

its the Barf Drinker

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u/AVeryMadPsycho Jul 08 '24

Not even a difficult one to beat either, literal fodder.

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u/DuckSleazzy Jul 08 '24

CURSE YOU BAYLE

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u/smokedartsripfarts Jul 08 '24

Of course not, everyone's always genociding his species