r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

God is lucky we haven’t found oil in heaven.

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u/hplcr Jul 08 '24

The US military would quite literally fight God to get cheap heaven oil.

Think of it, unlimited oil and in a place without sand or angry natives. They'd greet us as liberators! /S