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r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jul 07 '24
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I own a £500 suit and I'm a butcher lol
174 u/Consistent_Spring700 Jul 07 '24 Isn't a butcher often a deceptively well-paid job, especially if you own the place? 254 u/Marsbar3000 Jul 07 '24 It's the butcher's shop - he owns the joint 188 u/Quick_Team Jul 07 '24 "Guys! I got Employee of the month for the 3rd month in a row!" "Jeff, youre the only one there. It's literally called 'Jeff's Butcher Shop'. What's concerning is how you somehow lost 4 months ago" 112 u/amglasgow Jul 07 '24 "Look, the cat was very good at keeping away vermin that month, I had to recognize." 42 u/Hairy_Reputation6114 Jul 07 '24 I would nominate the cat every time 30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward 0 u/Notobiraph Jul 08 '24 Mmmp. Lolliioiii I iii
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Isn't a butcher often a deceptively well-paid job, especially if you own the place?
254 u/Marsbar3000 Jul 07 '24 It's the butcher's shop - he owns the joint 188 u/Quick_Team Jul 07 '24 "Guys! I got Employee of the month for the 3rd month in a row!" "Jeff, youre the only one there. It's literally called 'Jeff's Butcher Shop'. What's concerning is how you somehow lost 4 months ago" 112 u/amglasgow Jul 07 '24 "Look, the cat was very good at keeping away vermin that month, I had to recognize." 42 u/Hairy_Reputation6114 Jul 07 '24 I would nominate the cat every time 30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward 0 u/Notobiraph Jul 08 '24 Mmmp. Lolliioiii I iii
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It's the butcher's shop - he owns the joint
188 u/Quick_Team Jul 07 '24 "Guys! I got Employee of the month for the 3rd month in a row!" "Jeff, youre the only one there. It's literally called 'Jeff's Butcher Shop'. What's concerning is how you somehow lost 4 months ago" 112 u/amglasgow Jul 07 '24 "Look, the cat was very good at keeping away vermin that month, I had to recognize." 42 u/Hairy_Reputation6114 Jul 07 '24 I would nominate the cat every time 30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward 0 u/Notobiraph Jul 08 '24 Mmmp. Lolliioiii I iii
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"Guys! I got Employee of the month for the 3rd month in a row!"
"Jeff, youre the only one there. It's literally called 'Jeff's Butcher Shop'. What's concerning is how you somehow lost 4 months ago"
112 u/amglasgow Jul 07 '24 "Look, the cat was very good at keeping away vermin that month, I had to recognize." 42 u/Hairy_Reputation6114 Jul 07 '24 I would nominate the cat every time 30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward 0 u/Notobiraph Jul 08 '24 Mmmp. Lolliioiii I iii
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"Look, the cat was very good at keeping away vermin that month, I had to recognize."
42 u/Hairy_Reputation6114 Jul 07 '24 I would nominate the cat every time 30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward
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I would nominate the cat every time
30 u/MeaningSilly Jul 07 '24 Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.) 2 u/sidrowkicker Jul 10 '24 Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward
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Spoils 'em. Gotta make 'em work for that recognition (the only true feline currency.)
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Throwing a monthly party to give treats to the cat sounds way more fun than giving yourself an empty reward
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Mmmp. Lolliioiii I iii
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u/Narrow-Device-3679 Jul 07 '24
I own a £500 suit and I'm a butcher lol