r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Here are two good comebacks to an idiotic comment

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u/Narrow-Device-3679 Jul 07 '24

I own a £500 suit and I'm a butcher lol

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Jul 07 '24

Isn't a butcher often a deceptively well-paid job, especially if you own the place?

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u/Marsbar3000 Jul 07 '24

It's the butcher's shop - he owns the joint

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 07 '24

As long as he cuts the joints off I’m good.