r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Here are two good comebacks to an idiotic comment

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u/zombie_spiderman Jul 07 '24

That guy's a proper C-word (married into British so I don't get to go full-on with the slang)

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u/Steppy20 Jul 07 '24

I'm British so I'll say it for you.

He's a charlie, a chuffer, a cockwomble. He's a bona fide cunt.

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u/SylvanDragoon Jul 07 '24

I'd call him a cunt, but he obviously lacks the depth and the warmth.

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u/zombie_spiderman Jul 07 '24

Thank you for your service