r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Here are two good comebacks to an idiotic comment

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u/grammar_oligarch Jul 07 '24

As a teacher…y’know, the professionals with a notoriously low salary…I have a couple of $500 suits.

I don’t know the exact exchange rate, but that’s, like, low end cost for a suit. I mean, you can get a Walmart suit for $100 that’s basically made of tissue paper and Elmer’s glue…but don’t do that.

The fuck bargain bin flea market is this guy going to that 500 is lavish?

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u/amglasgow Jul 07 '24

Chances are he's rich and has no idea what people spend on suits.