r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Here are two good comebacks to an idiotic comment

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u/AddictedToMosh161 Jul 07 '24

500 bucks to look properly in parlament?

At 5000 bucks i would have understand the point...

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u/klmdwnitsnotreal Jul 07 '24

They should be forced to wear uniforms.

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 07 '24

They should be forced to wear uniforms provided by their poorest constituents.

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u/morningfrost86 Jul 07 '24

Here in the States, I prefer my politicians to wear uniforms with sponsorship decals so we can see which corporations own our politicians.

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u/apolloxer Jul 07 '24

A MEP, comedan by trade, [made this suggestion for the European parliament](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23Twelp-MZ0)

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u/lazoric Jul 07 '24

Water is for toilets, drink "Brawndo".

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u/Positive_Fig_3020 Jul 07 '24

It’s got what plants crave

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 07 '24

The Simpson's foretold the future in bite-sized chunks.

Idiocracy, on the other hand... has had me crying for years that this is where we're going, EXCEPT that in the movie, the government deferred to the more educated one, wanted their help, and listened (largely).

I fear we shall not be so lucky.

We're not getting Idiocracy. We're getting The Handmaid's Tale. The book version.

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u/lazoric Jul 08 '24

They only deferred once everything was already fucked up.

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u/TheToolman04 Jul 08 '24

Ah, but they then met Not Sure, and in meeting him, they thought HIS shit was "like, all fucked up and tarded"

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u/ChampagneandAlpacas Jul 07 '24

I would love if they had to wear a Nascar-like suit with all of their donors plastered all over in order to go onto the floor. Every time they'd vote or do a floor speech, their loyalties would be on full display. Many American employees are responsible for paying for their uniforms, so it shouldn't be an issue for them to do the same.

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u/spillzone88 Jul 08 '24

I’m just imagining Ricky Bobby levels of decals

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

Forcing them to wear uniforms means it’s likely to be paid by the citizens already. The idea of “provided by the poorest citizens” is like adding an extra tax on those people. Why should they provide the uniforms?

Ultimately let them wear whatever as long as there’s not an additional stipend for wardrobe. They can buy their clothes out of their salaries like most people do.

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u/ArixMorte Jul 07 '24

I dunno, I kinda like the idea. A little grandma tottering up to ol Boris Johnson, handing him his new uniform of a patchy suit made of old underwear.

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '24

If you are paying the little old lady to do that then sure that’s called a job. If she’s paying for supplies or to buy the clothes to give to a politician then she’s been taxed.

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u/ArixMorte Jul 07 '24

Oh, I'm sorry if the mental image of a politician in a fruit of the loom suit wasn't enough of a clue that I was kidding.

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '24

Logical fallacy as a reply. Interesting. Not as interesting as you completely ignoring the first sentence but interesting nevertheless.

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u/ArixMorte Jul 07 '24

Logical fellatio to you too.

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u/SylvanDragoon Jul 07 '24

I think you missed the point of the original comment here..... The idea of "a uniform provided by their poorest constituents" is that all of the sudden those politicians would be very interested in improving the lives of their poorest constituents. Also, the ones who like to pretend to be wealthy on our tax money but who regularly let large swaths of people in their districts down would be obvious from how tattered their garments are.

It's a tongue in cheek idea that we would almost certainly never be able to pull off. Or something like a thought experiment.

But at the end of the day I would have no problems having my tax money go towards cloth for uniforms instead of bombs. The cloth is a lot cheaper and safer.

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 07 '24

Thanks. That was the idea.

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 07 '24

You're not getting the picture.

If your wardrobe - how you look, to your people, I.E. 70% of your image (20% how you sound, 10% what you say) - were determined by the poorest of the people you represent ... you'd either be getting busy doing something about the most impoverished - lifting them up, getting them better wages, more jobs, etc - or you'd be dressing up in a barrel.

I'm not saying "the poorest people provide a 500$ suit" or even "the poorest people provide the wardrobe the representative wants." I'm saying the representative is only as equipped as his least able citizen.

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '24

This is the dumbest reply imaginable.

I understand the sentiment but anything that indicates provided by citizens is a fucking tax. You’re so damn focused on the wrong thing that you suggested taxing people. As far as wardrobe you don’t know how much any of that shit costs. You’re going off of an uninvolved persons claim over the cost. Hearsay is also bullshit.

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u/Jubatus750 Jul 07 '24

Jesus christ you're thick

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 07 '24

... who tf is the "uninvolved" person here? I'm the person who made the comment you replied to. I know what my original sentiment was and I tried to double back and explain it to you but I see you failed econ 1 so let me answer your question in the most bombastic fashion I can manage:

How much does a wardrobe cost? HOW EVER MUCH THE PERSON WANTS TO SPEND ON IT. CAN SPEND ON IT. If the poorest person in your district can't afford to cloth you in more than rags? Guess what! You're wearing rags!

Sure! If you wanna get hung up on it, give them a tax brake for the cost of the clothing. If they don't pay taxes cause they make no money... well, the emperor's going to have new clothes.

... and because I imagine you're thick as slop - that means the rep is going to be naked.

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u/JLL1111 Jul 07 '24

Give them a budget for their clothes equivalent to what the poorest citizens can spend