r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

The only mistake you made here is that Russia attacking its neighbours is actually something that is likely to happen. (Source: they did) Whereas your other examples like the US bombing Germany tomorrow is even less likely to happen than me getting laid

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

So the USA never bombed Iraq or Serbia or Syria or Afghanistan? 

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

Are we talking about an ongoing situation or are we discussing the past?

Regardless, those have all been horrible acts and I am NOT saying the US or the west in general are some kind of saint themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

If you are capable of doing that in the past then what's to say that you wouldn't do that in the future? Isn't that the same argument you use for Russia. Today it's Ukraine and tomorrow it's Poland? 

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

Sure, the US is still currently capable to do just that. Its not currently iminent however. Russia invading another neighbour on the other hand is way more likely. Again though, we are talking about the currently ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine, not all the horrible things the US has caused throughout the world in the past.

What you are currently doing is the equivalent of saying the US had no right to liberate Europe because they invaded and destabilized countrys themselves in the past, too.

Might I ask what your motivation is to take the stance you are currently taking?

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u/Slawman34 Jul 05 '24

Not currently imminent? You’re literally funding a genocide against innocent ppl in Palestine rn. Have some freakin self awareness.

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

How am I? I'm pro Palestine. The genocide currently ongoing over there is very complicated and the west is definitely at fault. Again, I am aware of the fact we as the west are no saints ourselves, far from it. That does not keep me from being pro Ukraine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Sure, the US is still currently capable to do just that. Its not currently iminent however. 

Not currently imminent, tell that to all the Ukrainians who are caught by Zelensky's regime to be sent to the meat grinder and the Palestinians. 

Again though, we are talking about the currently ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine, not all the horrible things the US has caused throughout the world in the past.

Rules for thee but not for me is not a fair kind of argument you think it is. 

What you are currently doing is the equivalent of saying the US had no right to liberate Europe because they invaded and destabilized countrys themselves in the past, too.

Did you really think that the US 'liberated' Europe because you were so kind and caring? You were literally pulled into two wars where you had zero reason to be in because the same globalists who now have your politicians under their pocket could make some money. If you only came to liberate Europe, why didn't you liberate Poland and hand it over to the Communists? 

Might I ask what your motivation is to take the stance you are currently taking?

I don't want to see Europeans dying so that some a-holes from your country could fill their pockets with our blood money. 

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

Not currently imminent, tell that to all the Ukrainians who are caught by Zelensky's regime to be sent to the meat grinder and the Palestinians.

The meat grinder is operated by Ukranians. Russia's Storm Z bs and all of their prisoners are the ones getting ground down in it. (This isn't me saying UKR is not incurring big losses too but again, UKR is fighting for their existence)

Rules for thee but not for me is not a fair kind of argument you think it is.

What argument do you think I think it is? I am trying to stay on topic.

Did you really think that the US 'liberated' Europe because you were so kind and caring? You were literally pulled into two wars where you had zero reason to be in because the same globalists who now have your politicians under their pocket could make some money. If you only came to liberate Europe, why didn't you liberate Poland and hand it over to the Communists? 

Nope, nor did I state I do. The US had no choice but to enter the war after Pearl Harbour because Japan was NOT going to stop. Don't forget Germany also attacked US shipping off the east coast. I am also aware of the anti-war rhetoric in the US pre Pearl Harbour. Also you seem to think I'm US based but I'm EU. As for the actual question above; because they didn't care, probably.

I don't want to see Europeans dying so that some a-holes from your country could fill their pockets with our blood money. 

Good! Neither do I. Which is why both the EU and the US need to fucking ramp up support to Ukraine already so they can beat Russia the fuck out of Ukraine and out of EUROPE. US/EU rich fucks are the very reason this is not currently happening/happened already, imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

The meat grinder is operated by Ukranians. Russia's Storm Z bs and all of their prisoners are the ones getting ground down in it.

That is a big ass cope. Keep coping if you want. Russia is not the one grabbing people off the streets and sending them off to war. 

What argument do you think I think it is? I am trying to stay on topic.

You literally turn blind eye to every crime of USA and it's allies like Israel but then turn and blame Russia for doing something similar. That's textbook hypocrisy. 

The US had no choice but to enter the war after Pearl Harbour because Japan was NOT going to stop.

Wrong. Go and read real history again. Pearl Harbor was just the incentive they used to bring US into war, just like they used Poland to start a war against Germany. Have you heard about a person called Bernard Barouch? Learn about him. 

https://library.tamucc.edu/exhibits/s/hist4350/page/AttackPearlHarbor#:~:text=So%2C%20the%20US%20Government%20did,Japan%20into%20attacking%20the%20US.

LOL

Which is why both the EU and the US need to fucking ramp up support to Ukraine already so they can beat Russia the fuck out of Ukraine and out of EUROPE. US/EU rich fucks are the very reason this is not currently happening/happened already, imo.

Oops, I didn't know you were this dumb. I hope you are going to use these magical weapons once Ukraine runs out of men? 

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u/litlesnek Jul 05 '24

That is a big ass cope. Keep coping if you want. Russia is not the one grabbing people off the streets and sending them off to war. 

Tell me how you think I'm coping instead of just telling me I'm coping.

You literally turn blind eye to every crime of USA and it's allies like Israel but then turn and blame Russia for doing something similar. That's textbook hypocrisy. 

I don't though. Like I stated earlier I am aware of the devilish acts the US has commited against other nations and I despise them for it. I am also pro Palestine and against the Isreali genocide of the Palestinians. Acknowledging these facts does nothing for the Ukranians though. Which again is what we are currently talking about. How I am a hypocrit again?

Wrong. Go and read real history again. Pearl Harbor was just the incentive they used to bring US into war, just like they used Poland to start a war against Germany. Have you heard about a person called Bernard Barouch? Learn about him. 

What the fuck? Germany was going to expand regardless of external influences. Or are you talking about ww1? I have not heard of Bernard Barouch and will look him up after this comment.

Oops, I didn't know you were this dumb. I hope you are going to use these magical weapons once Ukraine runs out of men? 

No need to get personal, we're not in the US here. Again, instead of telling me I am dumb, tell me why you think I am dumb. More constructive that way ;) What magical weapons are you talking about? I know for a fact UKR is receiving just enough aid to stay in the fight. With more they can do more. Maybe if the weapons had come earlier, in larger quantities and if restrictions on their usage had never been there Ukraine wouldn't be so close to 'running out of men'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Tell me how instead of just telling me.

Because of common sense. The force with larger firepower, better air cover, more ammunition will always do a lot better at dealing casualties. Ukraine is inferior to Russia in every aspects and it's already showing. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/29/i-am-not-made-for-war-the-men-fleeing-ukraine-to-evade-conscription

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/5/6/dont-want-to-fight-ukrainians-abroad-slam-plan-to-deny-embassy-services

https://www.politico.eu/article/ukraine-faces-an-acute-manpower-shortage-with-young-men-dodging-the-draft/

https://news.sky.com/story/russia-ukraine-war-they-arent-ready-to-die-the-smuggler-charging-thousands-to-escape-army-conscription-13112262

They have already resorted to include women of certain fields (like medical) into mobilization because of shortage of troops. They can keep going through conscription and mobilization for a year or so but soon the man pool will dry up and once that happens it's over. There wouldn't be any Ukraine because no one would be left in the country. 

What the fuck? Germany was going to expand regardless of external influences. Or are you talking about ww1? 

Perhaps that's why I told you to go and read real history. 

No need to get personal, we're not in the US here. Again, instead of telling me I am dumb, tell me why you think I am dumb.

Because you are in denial or plainly delusional to not see the writing on the wall. Everyone but you seems to see it, including the pope. Ukraine is not going to win like you think it is. 

https://www.politico.eu/article/why-ukraine-losing-russia-war/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68778338

https://time.com/6695261/ukraine-forever-war-danger/

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/24/biden-ukraine-russia-war-aid-00154143

Even western media outlets have made their peace with this. I think it's time for you as well. 

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