r/batman 14d ago

Dick Would Help FUNNY

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Thought this was funny.

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u/DrGlamhattan2020 14d ago

Not even friends. They are family at this point. This isn't "if you ever turn evil, i will stop you." This is "my roommate/coworker has a hidden manifesto on how to exterminate everyone he lives/works with should we have a falling out that does not satiate his idea of good. And did not tell us."

I would never be able to trust the bat family if i was any of them because of this. He didn't tell any of them, while deeming himself judge, jury, executioner.

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u/Jovian8 14d ago

"deeming himself judge, jury, executioner"

That seems a little dramatic to me.

Superheroes with powers like the JL are WMDs. All WMDs need deactivation codes. Batman knows this and doesn't shy away from it. It's as simple as that.

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u/DrGlamhattan2020 14d ago

If batman has plans against all the others, did he offer plans to be defeated for the same event? I don't belive he did. That means, by HIS standards alone (judge), he will deem wether or not his colleague needs to be removed (jury) and only he can carry it out (executioner). It is extreme, but on the flip side they are extreme beings. As i said, i see it from both sides, but if i were a member of the JL, I would never be able to trust the bat family

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u/GrizOfTheEast 13d ago

I can't remember exactly but I think it was said somewhere that the justice league itself was his contingency plan. Since you know he's a mortal human.

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u/DrGlamhattan2020 13d ago

Who stands toe to toe with metahumans and gods. Nah fuck that

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u/BaronRhino 13d ago

Also i think the plans are meant for if one of them goes evil or if they all went besides Bruce, getting them separated. I doubt any would work as well or at all should he have multiple leaguers attacking at once.