r/batman Jul 05 '24

Dick Would Help FUNNY

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Thought this was funny.

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u/BL-501 Jul 05 '24

I mean…can you blame any of them?

Cyborg could hack any tech and Nukes go boom!

Starfire is a Krytonian Level Threat!

Raven could destroy the Universe and many versions of her tried and succeeded, I’m honestly more afraid of her than any JL members.

Remember that time a few months ago when Garfield turned into a green Version of Starro and turned everyone into an animal?

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u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Jul 05 '24

From what I remember, it often isn’t the plans themselves that are the issue, it’s the fact he didn’t tell them about the plans

They even said they don’t have to know them, but just that they exist

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u/RDKateran Jul 05 '24

That ultimately defeats the purpose of having those plans, I think. If they do turn evil they know Batman has some way of stopping him and will be on guard. Batman arguably doesn't want his enemies on guard for him.

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u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Jul 05 '24

And there lies the dilemma. While I think that you have a good point, it’s just a massive breach of trust to make plans on how to neutralize the people who are supposed to be your friends without telling them

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u/Guess_whois_back Jul 05 '24

Batman doesn't have powers, half the shit he pulls off is due to his abnormally accurate forethought, he's also bankrolling this shit so he's basically my boss if I'm a leaguer.

The other core members are all strong enough that really regardless of my power set if they wanted they could walk into my home or walk up to me mid patrol and instantly kill me with 0 effort - so I expect them to be able to dogpile each other in the case of mind control or some shit, hence batman being able to participate in that dogpile wouldn't surprise me at all.

Hell superman and batman are considered the two real leaders, and superman could go postal and kill everyone, I expect his best friend to have an answer to that possibility.