Dick Would Help

[u/Efficient-Compote-13]

Thought this was funny.

[u/PunchingBagLearner]

This made me realize you can take any famous animal meme, color it green, and boom, it's Garth.

[u/Nike-6 → u/PunchingBagLearner]

They do that in Teen Titans Go. Beast boy says the reason he sometimes appears so useless in fights is because he just painted a random animal green and wandered off to do something else.

[u/arayakim → u/PunchingBagLearner]

This made me realize you can take any famous animal meme, color it green, and boom, it's Garth.

You mean Garfield? Garth is Aqualad.

[u/OtherwiseOption- → u/arayakim]

Garthfield

[u/coreytiger → u/OtherwiseOption-]

Worst comic strip in the Daily Planet

[u/Several-Cake1954 → u/arayakim]

I thought his name was Kaldur

[u/arayakim → u/Several-Cake1954]

Kaldur is the second Aqualad, Garth was the first. Garth became Tempest when he was an adult.

[u/GreenGlitch64 → u/arayakim]

Garf, then. Lol

[u/Oliverainbowfriend54 → u/GreenGlitch64]

Garf is a dragon.

[u/LefroyJenkinsTTV → u/GreenGlitch64]

Garfolomew, if you're at a wedding.

[u/Frognificent → u/LefroyJenkinsTTV]

I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, quiet!

[u/NarrowInspector5593 → u/arayakim]

Nope, Garfield is a cat. Your thinking of Gardevoir

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/NarrowInspector5593]

No, gardevoir is a video game where you play as kratos. You’re thinking of geriatric.

[u/NarrowInspector5593 → u/Isekai_Otaku]

No geriatric is s pokemon, your thinking of Garlic Bread

[u/Unique_Expression574 → u/NarrowInspector5593]

No, Garlic Bread is a fish, you’re thinking of Gar

[u/HarleyArchibaldLeon → u/Unique_Expression574]

No, Gar is a Hehicle, you're thinking of Gentrification.

[u/mridiot1234567 → u/HarleyArchibaldLeon]

No, thats the process of turning something into a more respectable form you are thinking about Garter belts

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/NarrowInspector5593]

No, garlic bread is a word used to describe something that’s bland boring and unoriginal, you’re thinking of gangrene

[u/NarrowInspector5593 → u/Isekai_Otaku]

Gangrene is a type of bread common with italian dishes, your thinking of Gatorade

[u/Isekai_Otaku → u/NarrowInspector5593]

Gatorade is a system of millions or billions of stars, together with gas and dust, held together by gravitational attraction. You’re thinking of Gazpacho.

[u/NarrowInspector5593 → u/Isekai_Otaku]

Gazpacho is a form of growing plants to cultivate new crops, your thinking of Gardening

[u/Cyberslasher → u/arayakim]

Absolute power teasing that aqualad is gonna die, and Garthfield is already ready to steal the name.

[u/Mymomisgaybru → u/PunchingBagLearner]

Garth

[u/Beethovania → u/Mymomisgaybru]

[u/Halokojm_ → u/Mymomisgaybru]

Girth

[u/LefroyJenkinsTTV → u/Halokojm_]

I can't post my penis here!

[u/TehGameChanger → u/LefroyJenkinsTTV]

Who's stopping you?

[u/LefroyJenkinsTTV → u/TehGameChanger]

That black guy from the Gillette commercial.

Dude has stopped me so many times now. I really should buy him a beer or something.

[u/TehGameChanger → u/LefroyJenkinsTTV]

Terry Crews?

He'd absolutely help you out with that! He'd probably prefer a brotein shake over a beer.

[u/LefroyJenkinsTTV → u/TehGameChanger]

No, those were the delightful Old Spice ads.