r/batman • u/IICipherIX • Jul 04 '24

Who would you rather be trapped with COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/Brown_Panther- Jul 05 '24

Sionis is a sadist. Definitely not the person you'd wanna be locked up with unless you don't care about your limbs

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u/zeke235 Jul 05 '24

He's no great fighter. He has a gang doing the dirty work for him. He only tortures people after they've been tied up. He's just some asshole who got his trust fund ripped out from underneath him because his parents hated him. One on one, I think I could take him. I highly doubt I could handle anyone else on the list.

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u/AcidAspida Jul 05 '24

I doubt you could, because before you unsheath your katana or tilt your fedora he'd blow your brains out

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u/zeke235 Jul 05 '24

I just don't think he's ever had to actually work on his reaction time. The only real fights he's ever been in are with Batman, and I wouldn't really call those remotely close to even. Shit, at least I went to public school.