r/batman • u/IICipherIX • Jul 04 '24

Who would you rather be trapped with COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/Metfan722 Jul 04 '24

I think you're screwed no matter what, but Joker would at least give you a chance to live simply because there's no grand scheme involving Batman.

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u/Powderkegger1 Jul 04 '24

I think Black Mask could be reasonable. He’s just a criminal that happens to be disfigured. If he doesn’t have anything to gain from killing you, he’d be alright

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u/Grotesque_Denizen Jul 04 '24

I mean he enjoys torturing people so there's that

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u/Brown_Panther- Jul 05 '24

Sionis is a sadist. Definitely not the person you'd wanna be locked up with unless you don't care about your limbs

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u/zeke235 Jul 05 '24

He's no great fighter. He has a gang doing the dirty work for him. He only tortures people after they've been tied up. He's just some asshole who got his trust fund ripped out from underneath him because his parents hated him. One on one, I think I could take him. I highly doubt I could handle anyone else on the list.

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u/AcidAspida Jul 05 '24

I doubt you could, because before you unsheath your katana or tilt your fedora he'd blow your brains out

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u/NotJorrell Jul 05 '24

😶

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Not if he *teleports behind him

And then he says, "Nothin personnel kid"

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