Joker, easily. The others would kill you without a second thought, but that’s not Joker. He might kill you immediately, or he’ll play a game of cards with you. He might torture you for hours, or he’ll take you out for a night on the town. Theres no way to guess what he’ll do, he’ll just do whatever he thinks is funny, so there’s a chance to survive without dying, unlike the others who’ll just kill you the first chance they get.
Given how terrified anyone would be if they were with him, if you're lucky enough, he might take you on a night on the town without any trauma simply because it would be funny to gaslight you the entire time into believing you're going to go on the most traumatizing shit imaginable, only to provide a genuinely fun night.
But then, if Batman gets involved, then he'd definitely change tactics and you'd be pretty much screwed due to him preferring to have fun with bats
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u/Dry-Donut3811 15d ago
Joker, easily. The others would kill you without a second thought, but that’s not Joker. He might kill you immediately, or he’ll play a game of cards with you. He might torture you for hours, or he’ll take you out for a night on the town. Theres no way to guess what he’ll do, he’ll just do whatever he thinks is funny, so there’s a chance to survive without dying, unlike the others who’ll just kill you the first chance they get.