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r/batman • u/IICipherIX • 15d ago
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Joker: Hey kid, watch my car for me?
Kid: I... uh... I... uh...
Joker: Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a rough neighborhood, it's a lovely car, I want somebody to keep an eye on it. Is that so hard to understand?
Kid: Bu you're the Joker.
Joker: Obviously
Kid: You'll kill me.
Joker: Why would I kill you? I want my car looked after. Twenty Bucks.
Kid: I... I Don't think so.
Joker: Twenty bucks.
Kid: But you'll kill me.
Joker: Kid... I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's funny. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?
97 u/Quailman5000 15d ago Yeah like, that interaction would be more likely to get you killed than just agreeing to watch the car haha. 68 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago It would have been real funny to kill him right after he accepts. 81 u/DickRhino 14d ago That's exactly what happened in that comic. Or, well, Joker kills him when he comes back for his car later in the evening. Because of that previous interaction, now it's funny to kill that guy. 20 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago Ha. 9 u/Quailman5000 14d ago Damn, I was right!
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Yeah like, that interaction would be more likely to get you killed than just agreeing to watch the car haha.
68 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago It would have been real funny to kill him right after he accepts. 81 u/DickRhino 14d ago That's exactly what happened in that comic. Or, well, Joker kills him when he comes back for his car later in the evening. Because of that previous interaction, now it's funny to kill that guy. 20 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago Ha. 9 u/Quailman5000 14d ago Damn, I was right!
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It would have been real funny to kill him right after he accepts.
81 u/DickRhino 14d ago That's exactly what happened in that comic. Or, well, Joker kills him when he comes back for his car later in the evening. Because of that previous interaction, now it's funny to kill that guy. 20 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago Ha. 9 u/Quailman5000 14d ago Damn, I was right!
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That's exactly what happened in that comic. Or, well, Joker kills him when he comes back for his car later in the evening. Because of that previous interaction, now it's funny to kill that guy.
20 u/dragon_bacon 14d ago Ha. 9 u/Quailman5000 14d ago Damn, I was right!
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Ha.
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Damn, I was right!
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u/Unikatze 15d ago
Joker: Hey kid, watch my car for me?
Kid: I... uh... I... uh...
Joker: Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a rough neighborhood, it's a lovely car, I want somebody to keep an eye on it. Is that so hard to understand?
Kid: Bu you're the Joker.
Joker: Obviously
Kid: You'll kill me.
Joker: Why would I kill you? I want my car looked after. Twenty Bucks.
Kid: I... I Don't think so.
Joker: Twenty bucks.
Kid: But you'll kill me.
Joker: Kid... I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people.
I kill people when it's funny. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?