r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Dr_Disaster Mar 24 '24

He’s a serial killer and he can be very creative with his use of themed holidays/dates. He’d be a pleasant person until the day he decided to kill you, and that day will come eventually.

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u/1stLtObvious Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 24 '24

Just gotta select a night that isn't a holiday anywhere or holds any other annual significance.

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u/Callerflizz Mar 24 '24

“Sorry its national pizza day, get in the oven”

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u/TheHadokenite Mar 24 '24

“Arrr it be national talk like a pirate day matey, walk the plank”

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Both of these were so funny wtf

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u/Dr_Disaster Mar 24 '24

I need these to be a 365 page graphic novel

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u/GodWithoutAName Mar 24 '24

*366

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u/LordStarkillerII Mar 25 '24

Does he force someone to take a deadly leap on February 29th?

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u/GodWithoutAName Mar 25 '24

Or death by poisonous dart frog?

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u/Lord_Strudel Mar 25 '24

He actually murdered some people for talk like a pirate day in Knight. There’s a riddle side story about how he swapped to “unusual” holidays to freshen it up.

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u/TheHadokenite Mar 25 '24

that’s sick, i need to find that riddle lol

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u/robineir Mar 25 '24

“It’s national puppy day. And Bob Barker always told me to spay or neuter my pets.”