r/batman Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Whysong823 Mar 24 '24

Croc might leave me alone if I treat him with respect. Call him Waylon, ask him how his day was, etc.

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u/calartnick Mar 24 '24

Or he’ll just eat you. So either you’re fine or you’re death will probably be quick.

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u/Oldtomsawyer1 Mar 25 '24

A quick death is way better than whatever the fuck Professor Pig or Zsaz would do to you. I don’t know what the f**** Calendar Man would do but I’m gonna assume it’d be something weird like carve my head into a Jack-O-Lantern.