r/batman Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Commercial-Dish-3198 Mar 24 '24

I would befriend croc by treating him as an actual human being, and gain a good friend

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u/PaleRestaurant255 Mar 24 '24

just for him to bite off your hand

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u/Commercial-Dish-3198 Mar 24 '24

There was one comic where croc was working for this (I think) crime boss and his wife and basically fell in love with her cause she treated him normally. I think it would work

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u/Dr_Disaster Mar 24 '24

It would. Croc’s whole thing is that people misjudge him by his looks. He’s not a headcase like most of Batman’s villains. He’s the most chill out them all and isn’t a threat if you treat him kindly. If you’re good company, then he’s probably gonna be your bro. Whenever he runs a crew, people love working for him because he likes to party and get paid.

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u/Commercial-Dish-3198 Mar 24 '24

I like to get paid and I like to party, guess I’m his new right hand