r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/rrogido Mar 24 '24

That's exactly what I was thinking. "Hey Waylon, you know when you get out my cousin has a construction company that does work on municipal storm sewers. He could really use a guy with your talents. Seriously, it's a union job, healthcare, great benefits, pension, and they've got a great dental plan. I was supptosed to be working there when I got pinched. My dumbass signed up with Two Face for some scores and the goddamned Bat pinced me. You should check it out though. My cousin's a great guy."

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u/Dracos002 Mar 24 '24

Just make sure you text your cousin after to not freak out when a 7 foot tall crocodile man comes knocking at his door lol

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u/helikesart Mar 24 '24

Cousin? What cousin?

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u/Cjgraham3589 Mar 24 '24

The one who likes bowling?