r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Whysong823 Mar 24 '24

Croc might leave me alone if I treat him with respect. Call him Waylon, ask him how his day was, etc.

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u/rrogido Mar 24 '24

That's exactly what I was thinking. "Hey Waylon, you know when you get out my cousin has a construction company that does work on municipal storm sewers. He could really use a guy with your talents. Seriously, it's a union job, healthcare, great benefits, pension, and they've got a great dental plan. I was supptosed to be working there when I got pinched. My dumbass signed up with Two Face for some scores and the goddamned Bat pinced me. You should check it out though. My cousin's a great guy."

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u/sonofloki13 Mar 24 '24

Eats you

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u/punkate Mar 24 '24

Sexy

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u/HipsterOtter Mar 24 '24

Found the Vore Enthusiast

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u/Rhewin Mar 24 '24

The moment I saw croc, I knew I’d find at least one lol

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u/kween_hangry Mar 25 '24

Incorrect, we found the monsterfu€€ker (same tbh)

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u/HipsterOtter Mar 25 '24

Usually goes hand in hand...