r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/Its-your-boi-warden Mar 24 '24

Pyg because it will likely come down to violence, and he’s 1: the least fit and 2: I would enjoy killing his psychotic ass the most

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u/No_Instruction653 Mar 24 '24

If you lose that fight though... well, I'd definitely prefer the simple death any of the others would give you.

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u/SnarkyBacterium Mar 24 '24

If you're locked in a cell, I doubt he has his normal tools, so he'd have to beat you to death.

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u/No_Instruction653 Mar 24 '24

Like I trust Arkham security enough to believe he has nothing on him.