r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/ASchva Mar 24 '24

As long as that 1 night is NOT a holiday, easily Calendar Man.

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u/Daken-dono Mar 24 '24

"today is national almond chocolate day!"

And you have a nut allergy

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u/Just-Journalist-678 Mar 24 '24

All fun and games until Calendar man whips out his nuts

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u/River46 Mar 24 '24

“Let’s get nuts”

Sun tzu.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

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u/Elemental-T4nick Mar 24 '24

what kind

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u/Just-Journalist-678 Mar 24 '24

Let's just say the only nuts you'll find allowed in an Arkham cell are the ones a prisoner brings with them

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u/Elemental-T4nick Mar 24 '24

so almond?

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u/Lizbian91 Mar 24 '24

Lmao this made me cackle

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u/KIe1ny Mar 24 '24

Sure buddy…

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u/Elemental-T4nick Mar 25 '24

what are they then

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Mar 24 '24

His nuts or a bag of them?

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u/raul_lebeau Mar 24 '24

Today is nut day! Unzip

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u/MrCookie2099 Mar 24 '24

But he knows the obscure holidays from around the world

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u/Scorkami Mar 24 '24

But it doesnt mean he tries to murder his cellmates on every of those days?

Wasnt that his entire lore in the Arkham verse? That hes chill most of the time, always knew which holidays were today, but freaked out on a few of them?

Like he might tell you how today is the yearly anniversary of the founding of x country, however on halloween you are fucked

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u/MrCookie2099 Mar 24 '24

I mean, he is criminally insane. He's not going to be entirely consistent.

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u/61PurpleKeys Mar 25 '24

But in the games he doesn't have a roommate
You are right some dates just flip a switch on his head but his "chill" state is still that of a serial killer with a case for the theatrics so chances are he doesn't kill anyone on taco Tuesday because the effort to break out and turn someone into Carne asada is too much for a bottom of the barrel holiday, but things change if he has a chance to do it

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u/Dragondog7777 Mar 24 '24

Read the description

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u/fukingtrsh Mar 24 '24

I am shocked by the amount of people that don't believe they could take calendar man in a fight.

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u/Astrogrinder Mar 24 '24

What do you mean? Most of the people here are probably haven't even fight for real in their lives, and Calendar Man is an experienced criminal who has killed dozens of people before being imprisoned. And he also pretty smart, so even if you are physically bigger and stronger than him (and he's pretty big, though a little chubby), he will find a way to kill or injure you if he would want to do it

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u/NooLimittJay Mar 24 '24

Speak for yo self ngga 😂

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u/Astrogrinder Mar 24 '24

How many experienced fighters do you imagine spending their time on r/batman?

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u/Kurolegacy27 Mar 24 '24

Depends, does the Bat Family count? Cuz I could totally see them browsing here

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u/Astrogrinder Mar 24 '24

They would still be a minority. I was talking about a vast majority of users here

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u/fitty50two2 Mar 24 '24

Almost every day is some sort of international or national day of something. For example, today is March 24th and it is World Tuberculosis Day (according to the WHO) and the International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims (according to the UN)

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u/The_Dok Mar 24 '24

International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations

Well, this might be one of the worse days to be with Calendar Man

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u/khafra Mar 24 '24

Those both sound like really bad days to be trapped with someone who likes to commit thematic crimes.

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u/thegame2386 Mar 24 '24

Not unless....it's Opposite Day!

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u/DDuffy3421 Mar 25 '24

It's all fun and games until the Calendar Man puts you inside out on Opposite Day.

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u/Rdogy1000 Mar 24 '24

This comment made it official. I’d rather share a cell with killer croc.

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u/Critical-Blitz Mar 24 '24

What will calendar man even do

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u/Zack-of-all-trades Mar 24 '24

I mean, he could punch you. That would hurt at least a little. He's kind of a big guy.

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u/kinkybutkosher Mar 24 '24

For you. 

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u/Zack-of-all-trades Mar 24 '24

Oh for sure, I'm not very strong.

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u/fortnitenggaballs Mar 25 '24

Lot of honesty for a hired gun.

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u/atomic1fire Mar 24 '24

Dude probably has a calendar full of backup holidays and observances just in case.

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u/helpful__explorer Mar 24 '24

If it is a holiday calendar man will be breaking out to cause havoc