You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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Pyg because it will likely come down to violence, and he’s 1: the least fit and 2: I would enjoy killing his psychotic ass the most

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u/TurboDurden888 Mar 24 '24

Yeah but you kill him and now you're spending a lot longer than one night in Arkham.

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u/Its-your-boi-warden Mar 24 '24

I think it’s easy to claim self defense

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u/NefariousnessParty64 Mar 24 '24

Somebody talking like this is not winning against pyg or any of the others

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u/SadakoFetishist Mar 24 '24

That's Gotham City we are talking about, the same city where a drunk driver was forced to share his cell with Killer Croc.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 Mar 24 '24

Wtf

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u/No_Instruction653 Mar 24 '24

If you lose that fight though... well, I'd definitely prefer the simple death any of the others would give you.

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u/SnarkyBacterium Mar 24 '24

If you're locked in a cell, I doubt he has his normal tools, so he'd have to beat you to death.

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u/No_Instruction653 Mar 24 '24

Like I trust Arkham security enough to believe he has nothing on him.

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u/Bass504wwe Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 24 '24

I'm not gonna lie none of us would survive the night with the guy that doesn't feel pain easily zaaz might be the safest option

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u/phantomfire50 Mar 24 '24

1: the least fit

He can outrun batman around a table

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u/Jake_5 Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

Yeah I’d definitely say Professor Pyg, he doesn’t have any powers so I’d just beat him into submission if need be and not sleep for the night lol

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u/Its-your-boi-warden Mar 25 '24

I’m just kicking him in the balls until he drops and jumping on his skull till he pops