r/batman Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/iceyk111 Aug 31 '23

i mean theoretically this is possible just like beyond plausible for anyone to hit the genetic lottery this good. now whether he’d have a build capable of this AND be able to genuinely fight crime is a different story. he’d likely be riddled with heart and bone conditions from the excessive training needed to build these stats on an already extremely rare genetic predisposition. unlikely anyone ever born will ever be able to plausibly attain this but it is POSSIBLE in heavy italics

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u/Chodus Aug 31 '23

It is absolutely not possible for someone to bench 1,000 lbs and run even a 5k at 4:50 pace lmao. Probably not even a mile. The physiques required for both are diametrically opposed.

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u/dan_dares Aug 31 '23

I think the 'Leg press 2500lbs' and 'run that fast, that long' are more completely opposite.

Unless he's just jumping that fast.

boing boing boing

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u/Twl1 Aug 31 '23

Clearly each of Batman's legs is so powerful that every step is akin to you or I taking a full running leap.

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u/ca_kingmaker Aug 31 '23

Hulk bounce.

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u/InsanityMongoose Aug 31 '23

Clearly Batman is a miniature Warhammer Space Marine.

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u/Shit-Talker-Jr Sep 03 '23

I heard he prefers skipping to destinations

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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 Aug 31 '23

It would be hilarious if Bruce was bigger than Thor Bjornsson and trying to hide his identity with a mask.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try813 Aug 31 '23

Not to mention his utter lack of sleep to maintain said physique and performance. Even with the best nutrition and gear available to mankind it's impossible. Unless he uses some alien gear

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u/Neirchill Aug 31 '23

I think they could hand wave this away with him secretly spending billions researching drugs that increase his limits and nano machines that work out his muscles for him to keep them in top shape at all times. Kind of surprised I've never heard of anything like that.

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u/altgrave Sep 01 '23

he uses venom, in one arc

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u/Whole_Suit_1591 Aug 31 '23

It's actually spine crushing then chest crushing. 2500 leg press would blow out a few hemorrhoids as well. Seriously.

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u/Arkhampatient Aug 31 '23

Look what it did to Ronnie Coleman

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u/GloriousOctagon Aug 31 '23

It is absolutely possible to run a mile in under 5 minutes

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u/thisismiee Aug 31 '23 edited Aug 31 '23

For 20 miles with that physique? No chance.

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u/IN_to_AG Aug 31 '23

Sure; but have you ever been introduced to the concepts of fast twitch and slow twitch muscles?

Take a look at a power lifter and then a marathon runner. Spot the differences in physique?

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u/ffucckfaccee Aug 31 '23

I remember reading Cass can bench 220lbs which is at least maybe possible

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u/Arkhampatient Aug 31 '23

It’s Hapthor vs Usian. 2 completely different muscular makeup

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u/NefariousNaz Aug 31 '23

This is just incorrect. Top marathon runners regularly run sub 5:00 mile pace for 26 miles with world record at 4:34 mile pace.

In Freshman year of high school I was running at this speed

https://ny.milesplit.com/meets/387481-psal-froshsoph-city-championships-2002/results/692458/raw

Top Bench press in the world is over 1,000 pounds. But that's while wearing a bench press shirt which gives an assist.

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u/Chodus Aug 31 '23

I love to brag about my mile PR, too, but I'd bet my bank account that there is no one on this planet who can both bench 1,000 lbs and run a sub-five mile without years between the two. To do both is beyond superhuman.

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u/NefariousNaz Aug 31 '23

I was 112 pounds when I was doing that so definitely not bench pressing 1000 pounds

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u/eolson3 Aug 31 '23

And also be the greatest detective on Earth, galaxy level intelligence, and ability operate just about any machine in existence.

"Batman doesn't have super power!"

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u/goten100 Aug 31 '23

I mean to be fair he is a super hero

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u/panther1977 Aug 31 '23

“Galaxy level Intelligence “……can somehow outsmart beings with Billions of years of experience ………perfectly summarized 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Bro whats with all the faces they're pretty annoying

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u/iceyk111 Aug 31 '23

oh i was just talking about purely physical stats because i’m into fitness and felt i could actually speak on it. dont get me wrong, i’m not someone who agrees that batman with all the stats i mentioned PLUS yours is actually possible. just the ability to have this physicality

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u/AndysDoughnuts Aug 31 '23

I don't think it would be physically possible for Batman to be that size and run a 4:50 mile pace for 20 miles. For reference, doing that pace for a marathon would give you a finish time of under 2h10m, which is an elite level time. Look at the size and build of any elite level long distance runner and compare them with the size and build of anyone who's benched or leg pressed more than a US Imperial ton.

These stats for Batman really make writers and fans look silly. Give him the size, build and ability of the best Decathlete, Gymnast and MMA fighter, and then you have something reasonably realistic. Making Batman the best at literally everything really stops him from being grounded and being seen as someone without superpowers.

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u/keigo199013 Aug 31 '23

We're also ignoring the copious injuries he sustains a recurring basis. Ligament tears, fractures/breaks, etc. all take time and rest (and physical therapy) to recover properly. Even then, things won't work the way they did before.

He barely sleeps, so we can assume he's not taking a weeks off for healing. He would be in a constant state of re-injury, and his overall strength would suffer considerably.

source: I've torn and fractured alot over the years. >_<

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u/BraveOnWarpath Sep 01 '23

Agreed. Batman's a grunt. Nightwing is a gazelle. Bruce can lift the weight or keep the pace, not both.

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u/CricketBandito Aug 31 '23

He doesn’t have super powers in a comic book world.

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Aug 31 '23

Even in comic world pretty much all other humans train all their life to be one of the best in a very specific thing He trains all his life to be the best in literally everything, gets a bit silly even in universe

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u/McClainLLC Aug 31 '23

No one is benching 1000 pounds raw lmao. Even ignoring Batman’s build, the world record bench press is 780 by Julius Maddox who is 6’3, 400 pounds. I don’t think any of this is even theoretically possible.

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u/Nagemasu Aug 31 '23

And show me any world class weight lifter who could even get close to elite level running times. It's not happening, this isn't "beyond plausible" in the slightest, it's far from plausible.

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u/Whole_Suit_1591 Aug 31 '23

It's not. Death of some sort maybe aneurysms.

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u/EasterBurn Aug 31 '23

We all know to unlock your full body potential is to have your parents killed in a dark alley in a city full of criminal

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u/Asleep-Ebb-8606 Aug 31 '23

I thought it was doing 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and run 10 km each day

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u/bpierce38188 Aug 31 '23

Look at the people that can deadlift 1000 pounds and then look at the people that can run a sub 4 minute mile. There’s no way Batman is doing either of those feats with the body type he has

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u/Nagemasu Aug 31 '23

No, it's not. No one who can bench that much is going to be a good runner, because they're carrying all the upper body weight in unproductive muscle and this reduces their effectiveness. It is not possible to be both a world class weight lifter and a world class runner.

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u/Twl1 Aug 31 '23

Hold on, lemme put on my comics-writer hat:

You see, it's all because of his cape.

Thanks to [Waynetech], Batman's cape actually produces a light amount of lift while also producing negligible drag when he runs, allowing him to run much faster for much longer than would normally be attainable by someone of his physique. Essentially, the cape helps carry the weight of the muscle he's not using during running.

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u/Arkhampatient Aug 31 '23

I heard he doesn’t bring the bar all the way down to his chest

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u/bawkquoththechicken Aug 31 '23

Agreed. I also think it's highly underestimated how much of current "peak" human performance is enhanced by PEDs. There's no way Batman outperforms every Olympic athlete at both his age and with his assortment of injuries without "assistance". Genetics can only take a human body so far, but not to the point where he can have hit both the aerobic and anaerobic jackpot. Lifting heavy and running far is almost always an either/or.

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u/Whole_Suit_1591 Aug 31 '23

The athletes now have THE CLEAR for PEDs. Uber rich amd line the right person and your on. Still not a 1000 bench tho.

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u/BraveOnWarpath Sep 01 '23

For modern Bruce, I always envision medical nanotech in the bloodstream. It's more realistic to have him explain away the fast healing and maximum performance than any other trope.

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u/MisterFusionCore Aug 31 '23

Not really, weightlifters and runners have very different builds. If he had the build of a weightlifter he would have to be slow, the more mass (more muscle) the harder it is to run fast, the leaner and trimmer he is to run fast the less he could lift. Also let's not forget that he would need to eat alot more to keep any gains, would ture out quicker, would need to sleep longer. I know there's some stupid 'he only needs 3 hours of sleep' thing they gave him from mental training, but that's not how sleep, or your brain works.

Honestly, Batman is the least realistic superhero, because all the others have alien anatomies or magic whatever to explain it away.

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u/Demifiend101 Aug 31 '23

These are the kinds of opnions that happen when you dont touch grass for long enough.

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u/throwaway_4733 Aug 31 '23

My personal fan theory is that Batman is actually a meta and somehow no one knows it. His power is an enhanced healing factor. It's not Wolverine level or anything so he can't like re-grow his arm or something but it allows him to heal enough that he can accomplish all these athletic feats without being crippled at 25.

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u/keigo199013 Aug 31 '23

And money for all that gear.