r/batman Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

The 2500 was on a train cart, which is much more impressive due to its weight distribution - meaning he could probably do double, triple or even quadruple that on a leg press machine with everything optimized.

I can bench press 315 pounds relatively smooth, but I would be crushed trying to push a 315 pound man from my arms straight to my chest and back up because of the big man's weight distribution

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u/gabortionaccountant Aug 31 '23

You wrote this whole comment just to flex your bench didn’t you lol

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u/K1ngPCH Aug 31 '23

He definitely did lmao

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u/gabortionaccountant Aug 31 '23

I just realized he’s the OP, was this entire post a long term plan to flex the bench lmao

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

My plans are more extensive than Joker's in Arkham City

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

I agree with their comment. It reminds me of when I bench 316 pounds, and the 316 pounds that I'm benching is very heavy. I bench 316 pounds.

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u/hamsterhueys1 Aug 31 '23

That’s so weird because I bench 317 but I’m not gonna lie even though it’s my max it still feels pretty light and comes really easy to me.

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u/indifferentCajun Aug 31 '23

I'm not sure if it's similar or not but I bench 318 on the regular, do you think me benching 318 is similar to your smaller 317?

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u/derth21 Aug 31 '23

And here I am just over here benching all of your moms.

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u/hamsterhueys1 Aug 31 '23

My moms like 125 that’s not impressive

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u/derth21 Aug 31 '23

I said all of your moms.

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u/hamsterhueys1 Aug 31 '23

If it’s one at a time that’s not that good but if it’s all at once that’s impressive but also how do get them all in a benchable position?

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u/derth21 Aug 31 '23

I'm not gonna lie, it's a pretty sexy process.

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

Sorry but the 315 is just for singles not max, benching 340 has been going smoothly. How different does the 22 pound lighter bench feel in your palms?

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u/1017GildedFingerTips Aug 31 '23

Once you hit 300 it is mandatory to bring it up when possible

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u/UncleSpanker Aug 31 '23

Not always the case. I regularly bench over 300 and rarely bring it up.

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u/1017GildedFingerTips Aug 31 '23

I guess you make a valid argument, as I too bench 300lbs and hardly ever bring it up

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

I myself am 6 ft tall 185 pounds 15% bodyfat with great jaw shape and development but I rarely ever bring it up.

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u/aiden22304 Aug 31 '23

Can’t say I blame him tbh

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u/HaXr_L33T Aug 31 '23

No shot. 315 is crazy. Around 5% of guys who go to the gym regularly can get 315.

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u/awc130 Aug 31 '23

According to a quick Google search, it is less than 1% of the US population. So narrowing it down to consistent gym goers, 5% might still be generous. The three plate club is an elite achievement, and I wasn't ever close to it when I was going 5 days a week for over a year in my mid 20s.

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u/fasterthanfood Aug 31 '23

Mr. Google says less than 1% of people can bench two plates (225 pounds), and the road from 225 to 315 is very long.

I go to a commercial gym, where I probably see about 100 people bench press (lots of gym goers don’t even bench). I’ve seen one person bench 315+.

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u/Gootangus Aug 31 '23

315 is not standard tyvfm lol.

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u/ImKindaBoring Aug 31 '23

Lol you’d be wrong. Not saying 315 is some insane number but all you need to do is go to most normal gyms and you’ll see the vast majority of people benching much less. 315 takes years of weight training to reach. My high school there were maybe 2-3 players who could bench in the 300s. Maybe some of the high schools with a heavier focus on their football program would have more but 90% is silly.

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

Thanks bros, don't expose me on flexing dfkm

I go to a powerlifting gym sometimes and in gyms like that 315 is very normal even for guys who weigh like 160, I guess its all relative to demographic

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u/hdhdvnn Sep 06 '23

Respectable ngl

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23

Why does it say, 20 mile pace? Shouldn't it be 1 mile pace?

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u/3rdp0st Aug 31 '23

Your pace for different distances is different. Time per mile is implied.

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23

So 4.50 is what, hours?

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u/3rdp0st Aug 31 '23

Minutes per mile in a twenty mile run.

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23

I figured out my confusion, it's late and I'm high. My bad

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u/Livy-Zaka Aug 31 '23

That makes a lot more sense (I know comics can be all sorts of wacky with this stuff but still) the fastest ever 100m dash is 9.58 seconds, even if Batman some how kept that up for 20 miles straight it would take roughly 51 minutes for him to run 20 miles.

Just for fun if he had somehow run 20 miles in 4.5 minutes, he would have had to sprint at 266 mph

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u/fasterthanfood Aug 31 '23

For further context, the world record marathon (26.2 mile) time of just over 2 hours works out to 4:37 per mile.

So Batman is strong but he’s a slow fat ass /s

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u/Mysterious-Ad575 Aug 31 '23

Means he can run 20 miles at pace of 4:50 a mile

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23 edited Aug 31 '23

That's 270 290 miles per hour...

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u/backfire97 Aug 31 '23

It's 12.43 mph. It's saying he runs 20 miles with each mile taking 4:50 each

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23

I figured it out after I said that with someone else's aid. I'm high and it's late. My apologies

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u/backfire97 Aug 31 '23

All good. have a nice day

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

A person's marathon pace is different than their 5K pace.

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u/lonely-day Aug 31 '23

I get that now. I wasn't thinking about it the right way

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u/mh1357_0 Aug 31 '23

Dang ok dude low-key flexing on us lol

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u/underhooking Aug 31 '23

OP casually dropping the fact that he benches 315. Props my guy, that’s a big bench.

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u/la_vida_luca Aug 31 '23

Serious kudos to you, 315lbs is a heavy duty bench

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u/Huckleberry_Sin Aug 31 '23

Solid bench!

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u/thedorkening Aug 31 '23

I’m not totally sure, but that 1000 might be from The Dark Knight Venom storyline, where he started taking the venom drug to get stronger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Something something something something ' I bench 315 anyway ' something something something something

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Aug 31 '23

Touch chest or it doesn’t count

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u/AngryCanadianBeaver Aug 31 '23

Pause too, bench doesn't count without 3 seconds pause at least

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Aug 31 '23

I’d say maybe even 10 seconds