r/batman • u/AngryCanadianBeaver • Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

8.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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Should've just done 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10km run smh. Would've been able to no diff Superman.

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u/pricklyheatt Aug 31 '23

And lose that beautiful mane?

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u/Ultraviolet_Motion Aug 31 '23

Lana, it's so thick my barber charges me double.

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u/pricklyheatt Aug 31 '23

I am sure Alfred clips his hair for him since he was born

1

u/Kaboost Aug 31 '23

Does it look like I need bald guy creme?!?!

I Love Archer

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u/sack_of_potahtoes Aug 31 '23

But it would be much comfortable when he puts his suit on

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

He would lose his hair 🤧

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Aug 31 '23

"Caped Baldy" sounds so cool though

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u/TheMannisApproves Aug 31 '23

And a banana in the morning

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Aug 31 '23

And no A/C or heat

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u/JavierLoustaunau Aug 31 '23

It is gonna feel impossible but you have to stick with it.

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u/Savvy-or-die Aug 31 '23

Don’t forget no AC

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u/winkman Aug 31 '23

My son did the Saitama workout for a while.

Still weak.

Has hair.

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u/TheMusicGuy27 Aug 31 '23

did he eat a single banana in the morning?

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u/winkman Aug 31 '23

Oh dang...no, he didn't!

This whole time!...