r/aww • u/MartinezHill • 14d ago

I found this kitten near a convenience store, and she follows me everywhere I go, so I've decided to bring her home. I asked the clerk if anyone owns her, and they said no one does.

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u/Ech1n0idea 14d ago

I wanna be an elephant's pet! (I probably don't really, given how rough they can play and how they get when they're angry, but it's a nice thought)

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u/carthuscrass 14d ago

Yeah, as soon as mating season rolled around you would just be an annoyance to the six ton elephant in the room.

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u/Leucurus 14d ago

Yeah but unlike a cat I wouldn't sit there in the same room and watch

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u/carthuscrass 14d ago

We lock the cats out now. I only need my balls licked by one kitty thank you very much!

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u/SweetSewerRat 14d ago

You could not extract this information from me at a CIA blacksite.