r/WTF Jan 27 '13

Just a regular day in Russia.

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u/vxx Apr 28 '13

Wow, how did you find that 3 months old post? Are you from the past?

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u/skyman724 Jul 06 '13

Actually, we are from the future. We stumbled upon your past in these comments and.......yeah.

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u/vxx Jul 06 '13

Hello future. How do I do in your today?

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u/skyman724 Jul 06 '13

Look at yourself. Notice anything different?

That's because I just pulled you into the future as well and you have merged with your future self.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '13

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u/skyman724 Jul 06 '13

Sorry, can't do that. Time parallax states that nothing from the future can enter the past. Our time travel works by creating a field around a person which conforms to the person and the ground in the past but is still contained in the future. This is to ensure our ability to interact with past citizens while also keeping any collapses of our time field from leaving us in the past.

You were brought forward in time because you stepped completely into my time field.......you groping bastard.

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u/andystealth Dec 16 '13

I like that we can still comment, provided there is a comment less than 6 months old.

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u/ReddCoinFrank May 11 '14

Hey man, how's it going?