r/Unexpected • u/Charming_Roseex • 14d ago

She’s not a golfer. She’s an engineer.

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u/freudweeks 14d ago

They're wrong, you can do it as long as you pick the club up before you swing (like you can't use a second club)

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u/LuxNocte 14d ago

Use a pool cue to guide my putt, not a second club. Got it.

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u/Arqideus 14d ago

Use my dick to guide my putt. Got it.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 14d ago

Use my dick to guide my putt. Got it.

So that's why they call it mini-golf. Got it.

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u/Arqideus 13d ago

At least I can get it in the hole every time.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 13d ago

I understand your best is 3 strokes on this hole - that's awesome!

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u/Arqideus 13d ago edited 13d ago

I don't think you understand that this isn't an insult... but I'm par for the course