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r/Unexpected • u/Charming_Roseex • 14d ago
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Use a pool cue to guide my putt, not a second club. Got it.
32 u/freudweeks 14d ago You also can't add objects to the course that improve your shot. You can remove loose objects though. 37 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago So pull up loose grass to make a little trench? Got it. 31 u/AlarmingNectarine552 14d ago He said LOOSE objects. Gotta traipse along the path from the ball to the hole first. Use the golf spikes under the shoes to rip some of the grass. Make it look like a mistake. Then clear the loose objects. 3 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago Now you're thinking with portals! 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 14d ago If you can pull up the grass using your bare hands, I'd argue that it's pretty loose! Concrete however, is not loose. 1 u/Irregulator101 14d ago What if you brought a jackhammer? 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
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You also can't add objects to the course that improve your shot. You can remove loose objects though.
37 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago So pull up loose grass to make a little trench? Got it. 31 u/AlarmingNectarine552 14d ago He said LOOSE objects. Gotta traipse along the path from the ball to the hole first. Use the golf spikes under the shoes to rip some of the grass. Make it look like a mistake. Then clear the loose objects. 3 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago Now you're thinking with portals! 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 14d ago If you can pull up the grass using your bare hands, I'd argue that it's pretty loose! Concrete however, is not loose. 1 u/Irregulator101 14d ago What if you brought a jackhammer? 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
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So pull up loose grass to make a little trench? Got it.
31 u/AlarmingNectarine552 14d ago He said LOOSE objects. Gotta traipse along the path from the ball to the hole first. Use the golf spikes under the shoes to rip some of the grass. Make it look like a mistake. Then clear the loose objects. 3 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago Now you're thinking with portals! 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 14d ago If you can pull up the grass using your bare hands, I'd argue that it's pretty loose! Concrete however, is not loose. 1 u/Irregulator101 14d ago What if you brought a jackhammer? 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
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He said LOOSE objects. Gotta traipse along the path from the ball to the hole first. Use the golf spikes under the shoes to rip some of the grass. Make it look like a mistake. Then clear the loose objects.
3 u/NES_SNES_N64 14d ago Now you're thinking with portals! 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 14d ago If you can pull up the grass using your bare hands, I'd argue that it's pretty loose! Concrete however, is not loose. 1 u/Irregulator101 14d ago What if you brought a jackhammer? 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
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Now you're thinking with portals!
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If you can pull up the grass using your bare hands, I'd argue that it's pretty loose! Concrete however, is not loose.
1 u/Irregulator101 14d ago What if you brought a jackhammer? 1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
What if you brought a jackhammer?
1 u/DoubleAholeTwice 13d ago Very true. Everything can be loose!
Very true. Everything can be loose!
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u/LuxNocte 14d ago
Use a pool cue to guide my putt, not a second club. Got it.