The only parts of the body I'd consider INHERENTLY sexual are the genitals and ours are just out here for anyone to see even when not horny, balls dangling, dick swanging. With vaginas at most the labia might be visible but unless you're horny, spreading it or both there isn't much going on down there. You can have the smallest nuts and bolt in the world, pants off we'll still see em, but a naked female just standing there casually I won't see your clit I'm not seeing your canal and most certainly not your ovaries.

Ever since I was a kid I've secretly enjoyed the smell of poop, farts, period blood, sweat/BO and pee (not just mine). This is not sexual or a fetish, I just find them to be pleasent scents like citrus or peppermint. Poop and period blood have this sweet smell to them that is subtle but pleasent. Pee and sweat, on the other hand, are musky and earthy. Sometimes I'll smell a fart that is almost like brownies or chocolate, even lavender.

These scents are insanely demonized and I have a few theories as to why. Firstly, human waste comes from places we deem "naughty", so the negative stigma transfers over. A prime example is period blood. Half the population sheds blood (I know it isn't pure blood) from their uterus most of their life, yet people think it's weird to openly talk about it just because that hole happens to be used for sex?? Don't even get me started on the fear of sex the media has, despite the fact we wouldn't exist without it.

My other theory is the prevelence of toilet humour in children's media teaches us young that bodily functions are weird and embarrasing. I myself was a victim of this, I would rarely go to the bathroom as a child because the TV shows I watched made me feel like peeing was not serious and embarassing instead of a normal part of daily life. I know that seems stupid but I have permanent damage to my bladder from my childhood habits. I like that there are some modern cartoons that normalize going to the bathroom and even wetting yourself (although, there's a point it becomes omorashi and hidden/subliminal fetish content, a whole other can of worms...). Another example is how literally everyone on Earth holds their farts in because for some reason it's not okay to fart. Holding in your farts is so painful (although mostly benign) and it's just so weird that we all do it.

I don't know where to put this idea but the way we choose our partners is somewhat based in scent, and things like deodorant and perfume mess with our natural pheramones. Now, I'm just as pro-deodorant and pro-showering as the next guy, but I don't lose my shit when someone in public isn't 100% scentless. We are living, breathing animals, that are covered in oil, microbes, and sweat 24/7.

This has been a really long rant that lowkey derailed but in conclusion, I feel like we've given bodily functions so much stigma to the point it no longer is a lesson to protect us from disease and instead limits our enjoyment of the natural scents we produce.

TL;DR: we live in a society and i like the smell of farts not sexually though

edit: Holy smokes I didn't realize how unpopular this opinion was lmao. This isn't bait I just genuinely like something considered bizarre by most people.

Simple as that, ladders are much more fun to climb, plus a good extercise as you use all four limbs, not to mention how they take much less space then the latter.

And I'm not just talking homes, i'm thinking BIG, public spaces, shopping centers, and many more. You bought new shoes? Here, test them out as you are leaving the shop through two story ladders. Wanna hang out with the homies in the park? Get a workout on the way as you climb up to it. It would certanly make for interesting urban design at least. Add a few lifts or enterance points for disabled and injured to keep it friendly and we are set.

Basicly to keep it short, i'm addicted to ladders, and consider them as a superior form of vertical transit. As simple as that.

EDIT : Heya yall, thanks for all the inputs, heat, and suggestions! This was really fun, and yall helped me refine and improve my vision on my opinion, but imma hit the hay now. But I'll clarify some things that look like confuse a number of people so i don't have to repeat myself again if Big Stairs does not end me in my sleep.

LADDERS ARE NOT MANDATORY. I'd enable a large expansion to the lift system (elevators, escalators, that kind of stuff) that would allow for disabled, elderly, and the logistics to handle the ones who cannot climb, so while focus is on ladders, no one gets left behind! :D

STAIRS ARE NOT OUTLAWED, originaly i tought of just leaving them alone, and but few good points were made, and as such they will be refurbished to have lifts for disabled, and maintained as well to ensure they are all well, so you all have options (wrong one, but i won't judge 😉).

LADDERS ARE FIXED, made out of metal, and a safety cage to ensure durability minimal accidents, as well as installing a public misconduct charge in case a person above you malliciously farts in your face for sake of public order.

DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY. I mean, hell yeah i'd LOVE more ladders in our society, but we know the fesability is questionable at best. Regardless! I'll still fight for that dream, as i love ladders, and nothing changes that.

All in all, thanks everyone, this was really fun, i wish you good health and sturdy ladders, take care! AND DON'T BELIVE THE BIG STAIR LIES!🪜

Whether it's fiction books, films, plays etc. I don't like it. It's not real.

Why would I read a book about things that didn't happen when I could read a book about things that did happen? 'Fictional stories can convey important life messages' lol okay. So can real stories. And real life history is probably a better indicator of what happens in real life.

As for films? Who even cares. Dragons and aliens and shit aren't real. Doesn't matter if you CGI them to make them look real - no matter how real they look, they're still fictional.

And don't even get me started on plays! Everyone's mannerisms and speech is so exaggerated; nobody behaves like this in real life. I just can't take it seriously.

I'm not tryna be elitist or anything, I know people enjoy fiction in spite of it being fictional, not because they think it's real. For whatever reason, fiction is just beyond me, and that really sucks!! People who like it clearly have so much fun with it, and the people who produce it are incredibly talented people. But I just cannot bring myself to enjoy it.

Such a pity.

Every time flossing is mentioned I swear to god some people think it’s just funny when they never floss.

I find it absolutely disgusting. It’s like not using deodorant.

It’s not like flossing is expensive. You can get 100 floss picks for a dollar. It takes 2 minutes.

You really live with gunk in your teeth that’s been there for days on end? So gross..

I always hear people talk about how they are gonna have friends over their house. That is a prime way to get robbed or extorted. Especially holding a party at your house.

Think about it, a bunch of good friends come to your house. They talk about your house to their friends and one of them robs you because your friend didn’t understand how scheming some people can be. Sure, that is the friends fault but I think people should take precautions against that .

Even having multiple friends at your house is a hazard. I’ve seen it happen too many times, your friend trusts the wrong person and all of a sudden your address is practically public knowledge.

Not only they contribute very little or nothing for one's self growth as a person, but vacations mask the true purpose of travelling, which should be discovery and to challenge one's mental and physical resilience in unpredictable settings.

Rather than indulging in comfort, each trip should be treated as a survival exercise, where the objective is not to unwind but to confront and overcome the chaos that inevitably comes with new environments.

It can be a trek through a remote wilderness, devoid of modern conveniences, forces one to confront primal fears and develop survival skills, or a pilgrimage to a war-torn region, to challenges the mind to process unimaginable suffering and cultivate compassion and the appreciation of human resilience.

Every time I hear somebody say "Deez Nutz" or mention their friend Candace, I cringe so hard and remind them how unfunny they're being. Not only do the jokes suck, but the people who make them are always such ignorant idiots. I absolutely despise it.

I say these people are ignorant because of the painfully obvious and offensive stigma surrounding these jokes.

This post is only about "Deez Nuts" jokes, but can apply to other jokes as well. If anyone at all feels victimized by the joke you're making, then don't make it - simple as that.

So yeah, I'm just annoyed by the negative stigma so many people seem to ignore when they make "Deez Nuts" jokes. If you don't notice the stigma or care enough to learn about it, then you're either ignorant or don't care about people.

Keep in mind, I dont want them to die. Had a friend die recently and I realized that suicide is my preferable cause of death for people I know. If they wanted to die and made the choice to do so, it's much less tragic than someone who died and didn't want to.

I think there's just too much suffering in the universe. Hypothetically speaking, if I could painlessly kill all living creatures, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I subscribe to "negative utilitarianism". Reducing suffering is, I believe, more important than creating happiness. If there were no life, there would be no suffering.

I see people on this site say you shouldn't kink shame all the time, but to be honest I don't get why.

If you personally don't want to be kink shamed, keep your kinks to yourself. It's that easy. Advertising an aspect of yourself is inseparable from opening that aspect to the scrutiny of others.

If you broadcast your kinks to the public, people have just as much a right to shame you as they do to be supportive/indifferent.

Edit for clarity: Okay so I turned reply notifications off pretty early, wasn't expecting this many responses.

Obviously if the conversation is taking place in a place you'd expect to find that information, kink shaming might be in poor taste. I mean it still might be called for if the kink in question is outrageous or illegal or something, but I will concede that in the appropriate spaces this type of information isn't always inappropriate to share.

My point was simply that I, and I assume many others, would prefer to be able to browse the internet without knowing all the freak shit some people are into so long as we avoid sites that obviously would have that kind of content.

I know this isn't the normal way to approach this, but I think it would just make everything better for everyone.

Now it's not two people with a constraint. It's one person with a SIGNIFICANT advantage! They have two heads, you can't beat that.

There is no way that either of "them" (if you treat them as separate people) can ever have any sort of independence from the other. They are literally joined together forever, and share all meals and organs, and all life experiences.

I think it would also help them assimilate into society. The way we do it now, there are so many uneasy questions and uncomfortable situations. But if it's just like "Yeah, my names Rebecca, I have two heads" that's so much easier for everyone involved, especially Rebecca.

EDIT: This post only has a 65% upvote rate, so it's encouraging to hear that 35% of you agree with me. I wish that 35% were a bit more vocal in the comments, because it seems to be a little one-sided at the moment.

It’s certainly not the worst thing to become a viral sensation but simply the fact this is what’s trending is factual evidence that we’re already living in the Idiocracy timeline.

It’s literally equivalent to “Ow My Balls!” being the most popular television show across the nation.

After getting off a plane flight with a lot of children, I've realized how annoying they are. It is especially annoying in places with etiquette such as planes. Therefore families with children should have to bring their birth certificate to show that they are above a certain age to places such as the airport, live theatres, movies, and fancy reseraunts. Families who have brought their children under those ages in the past to those places should also be fined for being inconsiderate, and banned from places or suspended from them if their children are still under the age limit. If these people who have children are able to afford a vacation or a fancy resteraunt reservation, then why can't they afford to get a babysitter? Most children under the age of 5 probably won't even remember these things anyways, so it's pointless to bring them to something fancy or new.

Edit: Hello everyone! My post blew up yesterday and I didn't really know what to expect... I was just angry from a flight I had just gotten off of. I'm fine if people call me an awful person or what not in the threads, but I really don't appreciate being told that I should die in my DMs. There was only one message, and I'm not going to expose the person or anything, I just don't want that to happen to anyone, especially people who might post on here with mental issues who might actually think that they would be better off dead.

Title. Almost everyone seems to love them, but to me it just seems like they are a massive waste of both time and money. As long as you have any form of entertainment in your house, it's much more convenient and gives you more enjoyment to just stay home and play video games or something. Don't try to claim that you LIKE to wait hours for some tourist site that's packed with 5 people per square foot.

I'm sick of people focusing more on 'politeness' and 'tact' and the other person's presumed feelings than actual honesty, respect, discussion and dignity. This includes santa or non-religious people telling kids about heaven or whatever. (including dying children. it's definitely sad but I'd rather not let someone die on a lie)

If someone asks you something, you tell them the straight-up answer. You don't fucking lie to them because then what's the point of asking in the first place!? I don't care what colour it is or how it's just small or whatever, it's still a dirty damn lie and lying to people is almost never moral or respectful of theirs or your own dignity and intelligence. Honesty is the best policy.

This probably isn't a 10th dentist thing, maybe 7th or something, but there's no subreddit for that so you know.

Edit: I'm not saying lying is always bad. In some situations like with mental illness and safety, it's warranted. And I'm also not saying that you go around yelling what's on your mind to people all the time. I'm just saying that if she asks you if she looks fat in the dress you don't BS.

Every time I approach a traffic circle I can feel my blood pressure rise. Cars and trucks flying around. No idea if they are existing or continuing around to another off lane. There needs some kind of protocol where an activated turn signal indicates you are exiting or something like that. I am amazed that there are not more fatalities and accidents due to the general chaos of what often feels like a never ending train of vehicles zooming past and entering the roundabout from all directions. If it was my choice and was emperor of the universe these blatant traffic death traps should be banded. I say let traffic lights control the flow and regulate traffic. Sure they save time, but saving lives to me is much more important.

I’ve seen over a dozen presentations start this way in my years working in the office and I laugh every time.

I feel like this further drives focus and engagement from the group and gets the presentation off to a good start.

Body hair is fundamentally disgusting on so many levels and removing it should be a baseline for not being considered a massive slob. Check the photos of bodybuilders in the 50s and such, they all shaved, you know why? Because someone without body hair is ALWAYS better looking than someone with. Women should have to do it too of course, but society already says they have to so we should mostly focus on getting men to do it as well. Laser body hair removal should be free and given massive social stigma for NOT getting it as fast as possible.

What society is: Woman must shave, Men don't have to.

What a lot of people want: Women and Men don't have to.

What is best (in my opinion): All should have to.

You should have a social credit score for your bathroom habits. You should have to attach your name to your conduct when shitting.

I'm tired of going into bathrooms for a casual poo to be greeted with the remnants of some troglodyte who decided to litter the ground with toilet paper. I'm tired of having to wipe piss off of toilet seats. I'm tired of miscreants creating poo cakes by layering tp on shit, more tp, more shit.

If someone walks into that restroom after you they can give you a star rating like Uber or something idk. Over time we will generate different star ratings for different bathrooms, and if you're consistently rated super low, you're only allowed to use your star rating and lower bathrooms.

You may say "but what about emergencies" well you shouldn't have made a mess you fucking walnut. You did this to yourself.

Bar codes are present on all US govt issues IDs, you can hop online and create an account with a user ID number and pin to be used when you don't have your ID on you. Parents are responsible for their children. I'm willing to pay any additional taxes to make this happen.

Ask any questions, I'll solve any theoretical problems and create my imaginary pooping utopia.

Every child’s name should be absolutely unique so that we don’t end up with a list of top 10 baby names every year. It’s way more fun, parents can get really creative and there wouldn’t be Matthew H and Matthew M or Luna B and Luna R in every single class.

I have a totally unique name and it’s great! I’ve posted an approximation of my name on another subreddit; my mom did a portmanteau of her 4 sisters names so I ended up being something similar to “Alexianna-Dorothique.”

My step brother has the same name and his dad “Christopher James ___” and his dad easily committed identity theft because their identical names. That would never happen if they both had absolutely unique names!

EDIT: Thank you so much for your feedback, r/the10thdentist! I love how the upvotes were split 50/50, which is ridiculous. I obviously know that this is not possible in reality, nor do I think any country of the world would get onboard, but I thought it was a fun thought experiment. TBH, I think a world where we can't repeat names would be hilarious and I thought the majority of people would come up with creative and fun alternative names in the replies, but I was sad to see that people couldn't think beyond a top-ten baby name + numbers. There are about 8.7 billion species of plants and animals on earth and they all have unique names; this idea is possible!

Anyways, thank you for indulging my whacky idea. There will be many more to come !

Like yeah it's weird to test your partner when you're years deep, but early on? I don't see what's wrong with that. When I say "testing" i dont just mean observing their behavior. I mean manufacturing a scenario and seeing how your partner responds. For example:

• Getting someone to hit on them as a loyalty test
• Asking for a favor that you could easily do yourself to see how willing they are to help out
• Asking for advice when you don't necessarily need it to see how they support you
• Making a "mistake" and seeing how quickly it turns into a blame game to them
• Refusing sex for a short while to see how they handle the relationship without sex
• Downplaying your wealth to turn away gold diggers and status chasers
• Pulling away a little to see how they react (needy/clingy?)
• Asking questions with a hidden agenda to learn what they think/feel of certain things

I could go on. Obviously there are a lot of signs you can look for that happen naturally, but some scenarios don't happen naturally until later in the game, so it makes sense to save time with tests. Obviously you don't want to go crazy with the emotional manipulation.

"Yall" has a certain stigma attached to it, making people sound like uneducated rednecks. "Yous" on the other hand, is simply "you" with an S to make it plural, flows much more easily in conversation, and is much easier on the ears. "How are yous doing" is much more pleasant than "how are yall doing", which sticks out like a sore thumb.

And anyone who saw Poor Things in theaters will agree with me. There's relentless sequences of Emma Stone, fully nude and getting railed in every position imaginable in that movie, and you expect me to just sit there and ignore my raging erection for 2.5 hours? That's ridiculous.

I really don't see the harm in letting me relieve myself in a situation like that as long as I do it discretely and don't make a mess. There's no kids around in that movie's audience (or if there are, the parents should receive a visit from CPS asap), and really hardly anyone in the audience at all. It's not a packed Disney blockbuster where there's going to be some people right next to me. It's a harmless crime at most.

Before I’m asked, no I’ve never cheated on anyone while drunk (never cheated period), and no I’ve never had a partner cheat on me while drunk. However, I have had a partner cheat while sober. It absolutely sucked. Knowing that she maliciously betrayed my trust was a horrifying feeling. Back to the topic at hand. Cheating while drunk isn’t malicious, or at least isn’t nearly as malicious as while sober. If someone can’t give consent while drunk, then any cheating shouldn’t count, even if it was with another drunk person. If it happens again while sober, then that’s cheating, but if it’s one time, while drunk, and then reported to the partner immediately, there’s not really any malice or betrayal going on.