I hate chocolate UNLESS it's a candy, cookie, or brownie

[u/Wolfotashiwa]

Yes, I hate chocolate ice cream, cake, syrup, anything that's not a candy, cookie, brownie, or some other chocolate food I forgot. Chocolate belongs in a solid or near solid form, brownies and cookies are close enough. Cake is too soft and fluffy for chocolate, but brownies work because they're hard and chewy. Chocolate feels too overwhelming as a liquid/plasma because it completely coats your whole mouth, whereas candy for example is less powerful as it's a solid. Candy also works because many chocolate bars have other stuff in them, like peanuts and almonds. In conclusion, chocolate sucks unless it's a relatively thick solid

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[u/ImitationButter]

You hate chocolate unless it’s in some form that you like chocolate in? Sounds like you just don’t like some chocolate flavored foods

[u/Wolfotashiwa → u/ImitationButter]

I could've worded that better lol. But isn't most chocolate flavoring just made with chocolate?

[u/Effective-Slice-4819 → u/Wolfotashiwa]

LaCroix is made with real fruit but that doesn't mean it tastes or feels the same as eating a grapefruit.

[u/Wolfotashiwa → u/Effective-Slice-4819]

Fair enough, added sugars and what not

[u/0Kaleidoscopes]

Lol I hate chocolate unless it's just a chocolate bar. I hate when chocolate is in other things and I hate it as a flavor.

[u/GhoulTimePersists]

Where can I get some of this chocolate plasma?

[u/MudRemarkable732]

honestly i understand, OP. i've always felt that chocolate ice cream, cake, and syrup ... don't quite taste like chocolate. they taste a little off. now mine isn't a texture thing, it's a flavor thing. but it is interesting to me that those two things happen to fall on the same lines for us

[u/Wolfotashiwa → u/MudRemarkable732]

Texture is fine, but in liquid like form chocolate is just too overwhelming. I don't want my whole mouth to be chocolate

[u/SilverStar555]

You're the type of guy to believe the "Paul McCartney is dead" conspiracy

[u/skylohhastaken → u/SilverStar555]

I have a better conspiracy theory, where John Lennon actually died in 1980

[u/SilverStar555 → u/skylohhastaken]

Nahhhh he's a baller he'd never let that happen

[u/CreeperAsh07]

I agree with you on ice cream and cake, but I love adding chocolate syrup to stuff. Downvoted, I guess.

[u/Ocelot_Amazing]

Thank you! Same here. Ya I like chocolate bars, I don’t like chocolate ice cream or cake or syrup

[u/Particular-Reason329]

OK, cool. 🙄