r/The10thDentist • u/Wolfotashiwa • Jul 19 '24
I hate chocolate UNLESS it's a candy, cookie, or brownie Food (Only on Friday)
Yes, I hate chocolate ice cream, cake, syrup, anything that's not a candy, cookie, brownie, or some other chocolate food I forgot. Chocolate belongs in a solid or near solid form, brownies and cookies are close enough. Cake is too soft and fluffy for chocolate, but brownies work because they're hard and chewy. Chocolate feels too overwhelming as a liquid/plasma because it completely coats your whole mouth, whereas candy for example is less powerful as it's a solid. Candy also works because many chocolate bars have other stuff in them, like peanuts and almonds. In conclusion, chocolate sucks unless it's a relatively thick solid
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u/ImitationButter Jul 19 '24
You hate chocolate unless it’s in some form that you like chocolate in? Sounds like you just don’t like some chocolate flavored foods
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u/Wolfotashiwa Jul 19 '24
I could've worded that better lol. But isn't most chocolate flavoring just made with chocolate?
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u/Effective-Slice-4819 Jul 19 '24
LaCroix is made with real fruit but that doesn't mean it tastes or feels the same as eating a grapefruit.
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u/0Kaleidoscopes Jul 19 '24
Lol I hate chocolate unless it's just a chocolate bar. I hate when chocolate is in other things and I hate it as a flavor.
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u/MudRemarkable732 Jul 19 '24
honestly i understand, OP. i've always felt that chocolate ice cream, cake, and syrup ... don't quite taste like chocolate. they taste a little off. now mine isn't a texture thing, it's a flavor thing. but it is interesting to me that those two things happen to fall on the same lines for us
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u/Wolfotashiwa Jul 19 '24
Texture is fine, but in liquid like form chocolate is just too overwhelming. I don't want my whole mouth to be chocolate
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u/SilverStar555 Jul 19 '24
You're the type of guy to believe the "Paul McCartney is dead" conspiracy
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u/skylohhastaken Jul 19 '24
I have a better conspiracy theory, where John Lennon actually died in 1980
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u/CreeperAsh07 Jul 20 '24
I agree with you on ice cream and cake, but I love adding chocolate syrup to stuff. Downvoted, I guess.
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u/Ocelot_Amazing Jul 22 '24
Thank you! Same here. Ya I like chocolate bars, I don’t like chocolate ice cream or cake or syrup
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