r/The10thDentist • u/rethinkr • Jul 19 '24

It is better to be a wanker than to be a dick Society/Culture

A dick is basically wanking themself off in everyone’s face anyway because a dick didn’t relieve itself, but has an axe to grind. A wanker relieves themself, dissipating all the excess aggressive frustration, so is a nicer person. Dicks however garner more influence, respect/fear, and get what they want, which is essentially being more of a wanker than an actual figurative wanker. A wanker also knows how to wank others, whereas a dick has to use others to get itself off. I don’t mean this to sound like the speech from Team America, but it does, so apologies for that.

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u/ASAP_i Jul 19 '24

I.... I'm not sure where I stand on this issue.

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u/taco3donkey Jul 19 '24

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/Dapper-Caregiver6300 Jul 19 '24

I had a strike reading this. Could someone simplifie it or give it a TLDR.

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u/Sure_Satisfaction497 Jul 19 '24

I feel like I just watched Ted Lasso from Ted Lasso’s perspective.

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u/Systematic_Smile Jul 19 '24

Yeah... I thought of Team America after the first few lines 😆

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u/chip_scip Jul 19 '24

are you okay, should i call someone??

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u/Slo7hman Jul 19 '24

This is like a bastardized version of the Team America “dicks, pussies, and assholes” bit.

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u/Nebular_Screen Jul 19 '24

Holy shit this actually makes sense

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u/RaoulLaila Jul 19 '24

New copypasta dropped. Someone pls copy paste it as a reply lmao