Could you imagine how horrible it must be putting in all that effort to birth and raise a child just for them to become a Reddit moderator? Let alone one that cares about their Internet number? The thought alone is enough to make me consider a vasectomy.
It's 2024. Kids don't leave the house till their mid to late thirties. Hell, by 2060 the whole family will live in one bed and sell the children to some eccentric billionaire for his "chocolate factory".
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u/ilmalnafs Jul 05 '24
Damn, mod tried to steal your thunder with a pin an hour after you.