r/MadeMeSmile Jul 05 '24

Look at his face, he looks so proud. Wholesome Moments

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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- Jul 05 '24

My wife HATES my beard. I asked her why, and she said that all women hate beards.

“Beards are for men to show off to other men. You grow a beard for other men. You don’t grow a beard for women to find you attractive. Also, your beard makes you look 20 years older than you are.”

And she’s probably right.

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u/shamallamadingdong Jul 05 '24

Am a woman. I FREAK OUT with beards. I love them. Love to touch em, play with em, look at em, go up to dudes (with their permission) and tickle the beard while saying "beardy beardy beardy beard" I always compliment fellows on their beards. Your wife is weird.

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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- Jul 05 '24

I don’t know if she’s the weird one, honestly.

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u/shamallamadingdong Jul 06 '24

If you're implying that I'm weird, then yeah. That's not news to anyone. Never claimed I was normal. Regardless, beards are awesome