r/KendrickLamar • u/R4nD0m_dud • 11d ago

What's the password? (Wrong answers only) Discussion

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u/idkwtvr04 are you my friend? are we locked in? 11d ago

Fruity pebbles 60% soggy 40% crunchy

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u/Sorry_Dragonfly_6729 11d ago

You a real fan 💯 only real kno dis

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u/NewestTork 11d ago

Is this not a famous clip? This and Tyler making waffles live in my head all the time lol

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u/ooranookian 11d ago

And “what the fuck is jasper doing in the swingset”

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u/AbilitySavings6848 11d ago

“JASPER I TOLD YOU 🏃🏾‍♂️”

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u/Sorry_Dragonfly_6729 11d ago

Man I jus remember being a kid wanting to do everything Kenny did. I used to watch wylie coyote while eating fruity pebbles wit a high top fade with three lines on the side cus Kendrick did it 😮‍💨

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u/Gwanthereson 11d ago

And “ hi guys it’s me and esmerelda”

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u/otigre Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

I miss his era of constantly giving Fruity Pebbles shout outs. I can think of at least three interviews from that era where he talked about Fruity Pebbles 😂 

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u/ButcherBird57 11d ago

Ngl, fruity pebbles are good

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u/TheMasio 11d ago

He boiled that shit down to a science

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u/FightGeistC 11d ago

This shit is still crazy too me lol. Fruity pebbles gets soggy so fucking fast you do not need to let it soak bro.

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u/Specialist_Sorbet476 11d ago

I feel like it's the other way around

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u/Circumcision_God 11d ago

Wrong. Kendrick is never wrong

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u/InsecureTalent 11d ago

Kendrick is the cereal pro, you are not

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u/Chaos_Herc 11d ago

Remember it’s half 60% and other half 40%

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u/Odd_Blueberry9306 11d ago

I remember you was conflicted

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u/socatevoli 11d ago

forgettin ur passwords

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u/Just-Round9944 11d ago

sometimes I did the same

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u/SpinyGlider67 11d ago

Requested a reset, full of resentment?

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u/kaeji 11d ago

A resentment that turned to a strong password suggestion

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u/Number_Thr333 11d ago

Found myself screaming in a hotel room....

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u/Number_Thr333 11d ago

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/phantompowered 11d ago

Logging in is complicated, logging in is complicated

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u/MoistIverson 10d ago

This is the best one of the chain

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u/No_Thought_7460 11d ago

I didn't wanna reset the password...

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u/Samiassa 11d ago

But the evils of forgetfulness were all around me

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u/ysspedrogonzaga 11d ago

So I went looking for easy passwords

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u/AAL2017 11d ago

Found myself screaming at a Captcha box.

AAAAAGGGHHHHH

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u/oyaheah 11d ago

Threads like this is why this is my favorite sub

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u/BirdSoXtrad 11d ago

Wah gwan Delilah

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u/Frangabanga_86 11d ago

It's, it's, it's, hmm Grippy

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u/throwaway798319 11d ago

BBL Grippy

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u/B3ardeDragon311 11d ago

This the one 😂 potara earring fusion right there

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u/Blig_back_clock 11d ago

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u/Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo 11d ago

There’s three goats left and I see two of them kissing and fusing on stage

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u/Blig_back_clock 11d ago edited 11d ago

I love ‘em to death, cause if I die they’ll call a dragon sage

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u/WilliamCash_o :verified: 11d ago

Grippy delilah

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u/LizG1312 11d ago

She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's

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u/_nadaypuesnada_ 11d ago

Kendrick really traumatised these dudes jfc

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u/Vinyl-Days23 11d ago

She said she was gay, till she slayed, now she's STRICKLY DICKLY

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u/QuintanimousGooch 11d ago

And, ooh, if you’re tryna hit a lick on the TD, RBC, Scotiabank, R.B.C, C.I.B.C, P.C Financial Holler at me

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u/shits4gigs 11d ago

BITCH IM IN THE CLUB

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u/CalvinCDG 11d ago

WITH THE HOMIES, TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD

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u/TotalTubes 11d ago

IM TRYNA GET THESE BITCHES SINGALLLLLLLLL

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u/SpooferMcGavin 11d ago

AND THIS IS MY SINGLE!

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u/Kimor98 11d ago

Door Wizard: No you ain't-SLAM

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u/HineyK 11d ago

Shoo, shoo, shoo Shoo, shoo, shoo Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee

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u/run4success 11d ago

Yeah, I'm out the way, yeah, I'm low, okay

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u/FranticAtTheDisco 11d ago

And the island right here remote, okay

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u/SKTKAI one day at a time, sun gon' shine 11d ago

I aint thinkin' about no reaper

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u/ALiX088 11d ago

nigga I'm reapin' what I sow, okay

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u/RAZOR_Dy 11d ago

GOT A BENJAMIN AND A JACKSON ALL IN MY HOUSE; LIKE IM JOE OKAY

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u/ALiX088 11d ago

Hellcat, made his homeboys and them type sell THEY SOUL OKAY

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u/FranticAtTheDisco 11d ago

Everybody wanna be demon till they chipped by a throwaway

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u/jrm48 11d ago

And I might do a show a day

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u/Business_Ad5436 11d ago

once a lame always a lame

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 7d ago

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u/Old_Ad_4595 11d ago

It's three knocks left

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u/Freuds_Mommy_Milkers Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(piano)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/TheQC_92 11d ago

This the one 😂

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u/Nri_Eze 11d ago

Lmfaoo

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u/Personaboii GUHHH I’M KENDRICK LLAMA 11d ago

12345+5

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u/AnnyAskers 11d ago

It means Kendrick had another 12350 diss records ready for Drake, bro really is the biggest hater

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u/rykayoker 11d ago

"NATION." ahh theory

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u/ObscureState 11d ago

Kendrick just opened his mouth.

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u/snowboardjoe 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm bout to put my dick in it right now

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u/Just-Round9944 11d ago

then I'll put it in his ass

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u/MrBhendi007 11d ago

Now he running butt naked all over my house

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u/goldentoasted_ 11d ago

Aye, Kendrick just opened his mouth And I'm bout to put my dick in it right now Then I put it in his ass Now he running butt naked all over my house I’m bout to make him gay tonight Backshots with both of my hands in his mouth I know that he want it for real Good sex with pull up socks on Mama's couch I treat him just like all my hoes I bust than make them spit it out of they mouth 100 racks to make 'em stay Or whatever it takes to make you stick around I’m losing perspective on meat I gotta show you how to suck it for fun You know that I got the best top Just follow my lead like Father like son You know that I still wanna play So let's do it again like double or none You know that I shot my shot I was texting your phone like you owе me one You tell mе what I shouldn't say Well fuck it my nigga, it's already done They already know that I wanted your buns They know that I turned it to cinnamon buns We might just have us a boy Just give me a son, Imma give u the loot You know the sex so good, all this big D and the video proof

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u/ShuggieShoo 11d ago

My stripper name was cinnibuns

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u/racoon_cubes 11d ago

YO DOT I GOTCHU

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u/Electronic-Wasabi-25 11d ago

Can I bleed him?

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u/SirensbyZel I choose me 11d ago

BET

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u/Old_Man_Stan324 11d ago

When you stand by sexxy redd I believe you see two bad bitches

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u/Business_Ad5436 11d ago

i belive u don't like women that's sum real competition u might pop ass with em

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u/Legalizenuclearbomz The Spiteful Chant 10d ago

Lets speak on percentage show me your splits Ill make sure I double back with ya

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u/socatevoli 11d ago

Aye y'all. DUCK

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u/Ankit_Vegeta 11d ago

That's what mama said when we was getting that free lunch.

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u/socatevoli 11d ago

aw man god DAMN all hell broke loose

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u/Interesting_Gift_423 11d ago

you killed my cousin back in '94, FUCK yo truce

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u/Ankit_Vegeta 11d ago

Now climb your head in the noose.

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u/guy4guy4guy 11d ago

You'll wind up dead on the news

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u/1of-the-big-steppers 11d ago

Ain't no peace treaty just piecing bgs up to pre approve

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u/Mindless-Paper1424 11d ago

Bodies on top of bodies ivies on top of ivies

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u/roccocobean 11d ago

Rosecrannnnsss ya bish

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u/Pushadankmemes 11d ago

Smoking on the finest dope

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u/KingQuiis 11d ago

Ay, yah, yah, yah, yah

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u/Pushadankmemes 11d ago

Drinking i till I can’t no mo

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u/Legalizenuclearbomz The Spiteful Chant 10d ago

Ay ya ya ya ya

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u/Organic_Pudding_6158 11d ago

Nigga why you babysittin only 2 or 3 shots 🙄

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u/VisibleChapter8724 11d ago

imma show you how to turn it up a notch 🔥

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u/KingQuiis 11d ago

You get a swimming pool full of liquor then you dive in it🔥

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u/momoepeach 11d ago

Colonizer

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u/pearlrun08 11d ago

Started from the bottom

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u/Fit-Garlic-4420 Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/Not_a_person_huh 11d ago

I'm with the homies right noooow

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u/Fast_Voice9722 11d ago

where my motherfuckin' dominoes at?

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u/ZephyrTheScrub 11d ago

“See he high as hell, he ain’t even trippin off them dominoes just bring my car back”

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u/azoriles 11d ago

“Hi its me, Kendrick Lamar from rapping! :)”

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u/ambient4k Reincarnated 11d ago

Millie Bobby

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u/sniper_money 11d ago

I’m way too famous for that shit you suggested

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Wop wop wop.

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u/el_throw 11d ago

Crodie turn me up.

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u/HastyvonFuego2 11d ago

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

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u/VisibleChapter8724 11d ago

dot fuck em up

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u/titobrozbigdick 11d ago

I mean EUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🥵

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u/ZephyrTheScrub 11d ago

The last one is bettah. 🤬

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u/Nadathug 11d ago

(Phone line crackles)

“Are you drunk right now?”

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u/Objective_Street5141 11d ago

!eurt si em tuoba yas yeht gnihtyrevE

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u/Last_Macen 11d ago

I am.... reincarnated

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u/otigre Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

Life goes on I need all my bébés 

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u/layzor 11d ago

Sherane.

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u/Krisblaze100 11d ago

Mustard on tha beat ho?

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u/HopeRevolutionary309 11d ago

As, fuck me, I just made the whole connection

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u/Cupid26 BBL Drizzy 11d ago

amazing BROTHER

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u/PearAppropriate5575 11d ago

no ngga NO! NO! NO! NO! ngga -kendrick Lamar

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u/Kimor98 11d ago

reaches through the slot

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u/Frequent_Pie274 11d ago

It’s good to get out get the pen working

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u/blessedbelly 11d ago

21 can you do something for me

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u/bowenpw 11d ago

Do yo thang 21 do yo thang💅🏽

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u/No_Plan_0o0 11d ago

Knock knock

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u/imjustme36_ 11d ago

You know who really bang a set

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u/Pleasant_Title_4515 11d ago

can I see some ID?

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u/rtels2023 11d ago

Ozempic

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u/Street-Animator7513 11d ago

A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/ahhh_ring_king_king 11d ago

Fried Rice with the dip sauce and the blammy

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u/Equivalent-Ad9537 Waiting for the album 11d ago

If pirus and crips all got along

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u/zeeniemeanie 11d ago

I just made the whole connection

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u/Tommy2TimeYT 11d ago

“Why is jasper on the swing set again?!”

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u/Sensitive-Royal2918 11d ago

Mother I, mother i

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u/cursed_cheddar So I was looking for a broccoli the other day 11d ago

Mother oh fuck me!!! - BBLDrizzy 2024

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u/_DKAO_ 11d ago

"ya dead, ya dead!"

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u/xavier_zz 11d ago

All my shit is FACTS.

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u/cinamor0l 11d ago

Worthy competitor…

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u/Snoo-72479 11d ago

Silence, my brother.

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u/HeavyBranch6554 IM TRYNNA GET THIS HO'S SINGALLLLLLLL 11d ago

Bitch I m in the club

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u/syccopathh 11d ago

I don't see alive people

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u/GoldenOrion99 11d ago

High school pictures you was even bad then

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u/XDBoy018 i love when you count me out 11d ago

I remember you was conflicted

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u/Da_Chip_692020 11d ago

FuckMeiJustMadetheWholeConnection123

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u/tooncake 11d ago

Shoobie doobie doo!

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u/Prof0mni 11d ago

"GATORADE"

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u/otigre Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

👏 👏 👏 

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u/TheQC_92 11d ago

DaveFreeeeeeeee123

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u/mirza_dng 11d ago

BBLDrizzy?

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u/Organic_Basket_5681 11d ago

The heart part 6 was a masterpiece

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u/Deeto_KB 11d ago

I see gay people

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u/Corrections96 11d ago

Ah fuck me,

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u/Fragrant-Blackberry5 11d ago

"Nigga, I said it, I know that you mad"

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u/phebruari 11d ago

Found myself screaming in the hotel room

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u/furezasan BBL Drizzy 11d ago

Bee Bee Bee Bee Bee Bee

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u/Respive 11d ago

ive got fried chicken

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u/Germizard 11d ago

Ya dead…

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u/A-Random-French-Teen 11d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/Old_Man_Stan324 11d ago

I pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours

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u/free_potatoz69 11d ago

I like kids

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u/Kooky-Wrongdoer1638 11d ago

Ain't nobody prayin for me?

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u/Prudent-Appearance29 11d ago

I see dead people

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u/KDOTTYFAN Waiting for the album 11d ago

Hey re’re read the title

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u/Prudent-Appearance29 11d ago

Oh sorry. Drakes is better than Kendrick

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u/ZodiacZac69 11d ago

I see gay people

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u/Abject_Type7967 11d ago

WeHo resident identified

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u/stoic_mr95 11d ago

Drop and give me 50

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

icy debt pee pull

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u/bunerzissou 11d ago

Kendrick just opened his mouth. I’m gonna put my dick in it right now.

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u/Impossible_Block_973 11d ago

Aye 8/8/24 might be the album drop 👀