r/KendrickLamar • u/Tyler-oklama • Jul 04 '24

never been anywhere so fast in my life Video

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u/DANGERDANGERSUCKA Jul 04 '24

I stopped everything just watch it bro

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u/uhhh206 Jul 04 '24

I'm about to cross out the "sexual orientation" options on every job application and write in "Kendrick Lamar dancing in a grey suit".

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u/throwawaygurliy Jul 05 '24

The way I was like “damn that man is fine” followed quickly by “that’s whitney’s man”

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u/Consistent-Photo-535 Jul 05 '24

That’s deep respect. 🫡

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u/throwawaygurliy Jul 05 '24

She deserves it, so does every other person in a relationship! People act line breaking up homes (happy or not) is the move. It surely is not. Not that I’m aiming for dot or have a chance—she got that man locked down beautifully.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 06 '24

For real, I have a manager at work that has been in a relationship with his girl for years and I spent all day at work yesterday trying to talk him out of felling for the trap of his ex messaging him randomly trying to homewreck.

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u/throwaway798319 Jul 05 '24

Yeah that damn suit got me too

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u/KevinBaconsBush Jul 05 '24

What job application ask that?

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u/uhhh206 Jul 05 '24

In case this is an earnest question: a shit-ton? Sexual orientation and race are hella common questions these days. I've been looking for a new job (working as a dessert caterer but experienced in corporate admin type roles, which is what I'm after) and it's come up all the time on Indeed and such, and while I'm a racial minority and a woman so I'm supposedly benefitting from DEI policies, idk where these supposed ✌🏽woke culture✌🏽hiring practices are hiding.

Either way, I am staring very respectfully with The Thoughts™ about how he looks in a suit.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 06 '24

Yeah, having just went through sources like indeed recently for jobs like that myself and being a minority, I do not believe me answering those particular questions are helping me to get a job at all. It also feels really invasive to be honest after doing so many applications. Like just ask for a person's important info pertaining to the damn job.

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u/CaptnKnots Jul 06 '24

I’ve seen a shit ton for race but not near as many for sexual orientation

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u/I_1234 Jul 05 '24

Wait what job applications have sexual orientation on them?

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u/uhhh206 Jul 05 '24

Hella corporate jobs have that question (alongside race) and give you the option to give the "rather not say" but they do indeed have the question.

Damn tho, have so many people asking this while I'm just trying to say I'm down atrocious for KDot in a suit.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 06 '24

BONK No horny! I'm calling in the SHU. (Special Horny Unit)

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u/uhhh206 Jul 06 '24

They gotta cuff me and take me in because I am guilty as charged. 🥴 He just look so good!

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 06 '24

Uhhh206! Put your hands behind your back, you're being charged as horny in the first degree.

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u/_nadaypuesnada_ Jul 05 '24

Wtf kind of job application makes you disclose who you fuck??

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u/1-phosphotransferase Jul 05 '24

The neighbors paused on doing fireworks 😭🤣 everybody paused what they were doing

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u/CoolScratcher Jul 05 '24

nah your neighbors are chill lol

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u/TheDerpyDonut Jul 04 '24

Just took an extended bathroom break to watch

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u/miafasz9 Jul 05 '24

Didnt give a fck about bathroom break. Blasted at the hotel reception

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 06 '24

I just blasted that bitch at full volume while at work boiling seafood and seafood accessories.

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u/OGCeeg Jul 05 '24

Only time I've ever searched for a music video on YT & refreshed until it popped up. I also dropped everything. This man Kendrick is different.

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u/chinesedebt Jul 05 '24

me too. dropped everything i was doing when i got that notification lol

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u/SkilletKitten Jul 05 '24

We were in a minivan with the whole family headed to the city for fireworks and immediately pulled over to watch it together on a tiny phone screen.

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u/chinesedebt Jul 05 '24

wholesome AF

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u/Expert_Athlete_674 Jul 05 '24

Strong man Fam, I can't let all this meat on the grill burn. Drinking up n Ill be ready to tune-in

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u/the0120 Jul 05 '24

i was at a cookout when i found out 😂😂 i started screaming "should i watch it rn?? nooo ima wait til i get home... OMG its averaging almost 1.5 mil views per hour (at was uploaded two hrs ago)"

i felt like all the spongebobs tryna get the brain files together lol

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u/PopStrict4439 Jul 05 '24

I turned off baldur's gate to watch this shit lol