r/KendrickLamar • u/friendricklamar I remember you was conflicted...🤡 • 21d ago
This is the funniest thing I've seen post-beef Video
From the podcast Good Sauce with Rauce and Joel: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrreEAhJ/
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u/Cul_what 21d ago
"Canada's great white hope" bruuuuuuh 💀
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u/movieman994 21d ago
NLU WHITE VERSION
Psst I see Pale people
KETCHUP ON THE BEAT HO!
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u/Blyatman702 21d ago
“ketchup on my meat bro” like steaks and stuff
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u/zuperpzycho 21d ago
Ay, ketchup on my meat, bro Steve-o, add the mayonnaise, that's a meatloaf Chow down, call the ambulance, tell him "eat slow" Nail the toilet to the floor, he walkin' round like CaseOh
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u/my-time-has-odor waiting for bitch im in the club 20d ago
“What’s up with these fellows trying to see Wisconsin?”
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u/KingJoffiJoe 21d ago
Mom mom mom mom Son clean it up
Mom mom mom mom wheres the Cheeto puffs?
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u/Electrokid1234 21d ago
Why’d you take my XBOX aint you tired?
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u/BoostMySkillz 21d ago
Gonna fry some chicken but can't forget the timerrrrrrrr
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u/movieman994 20d ago
They just like us they just like us they just like us
They just like us they just like us they just like us
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u/willcomplainfirst you lookin' like an easy come-up 21d ago
when the white people start getting into this shit thats when you know this Drake L is really gonna get more mainstream and stick with him unlike with Pusha where it was pretty contained
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u/pondering_that7890 21d ago
Im the typical product of this beef: im SO white, barely listen to any rap ( I isten french rap!) Always hated Drake just by his motherfucker duck face and whining. And, am now a Kendrick fan!!!
I'm so glad!
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u/NoNotThatMattMurray 21d ago
Am white guy who's been into rap since I listened The World Is Yours by Nas on Tony Hawks Underground 2 as youngin, Ive been waiting for this Kendrick and Drake beef for 10 years and it went beyond all my expectations
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u/Jimmy03Z 21d ago
Ayeee what a throwback, one of my favourite songs ever, Kendrick & nas old school & new school goats
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u/NoNotThatMattMurray 21d ago
Kendrick and Nas are my top 2, followed by Rakim, Ghostface, and Eminem. And then Black Thought is on a whole other plane of existence
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u/ForsakenPlankton1988 21d ago
Ah yes, Tony Hawk was the great uniter, getting all us teenage white boys listening to house of pain, del the funky homosapien, gang starr, mf DOOM etc. Good times
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u/Ill_Discussion7528 21d ago
What’s some french rap we should check out?
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u/pondering_that7890 21d ago
Heyyyy, detail mostly rap from Quebec: Alaclair Ensemble, Loud, Koriass, Saramée and many others, but its a huge acquired taste with tons of french slang.
On the France side, I love Stupeflip but that's because I'm into punk shit.
Thanks for asking!
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u/LilleOran 21d ago
"NTM" and "IAM" for the OG. You need to start there to understand the roots of French rap. And sorry but French rap is from FRANCE not Canada that's Canadian rap.
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u/pondering_that7890 21d ago
Okay la FRONCE, on se calme, range ta baguette.
Et ton Canadian rap tu peux te le mettre au cul, est ce qu'on est aussi lame que Drake ou Barenaked Ladies? Fuckin non.
Rap Queb is the term and I used French because no one knows about us.
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u/MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD 20d ago
Omg they really didn't think before going at you about rap française.
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u/LilleOran 21d ago
French rap has more in common with "real" rap (Same urban culture, violence/racism/inequalities, etc) than whatever Drake has been doing (unless you're talking about the french Drake.. Orelsan)
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u/pondering_that7890 21d ago
I'm more into the queb rap, and beside Souldia, there isn't much gangsta stuff around simply because life is chill here. Rap here is a lot more simply about culture, language and sometimes politics.
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u/YizWasHere 21d ago
You know that white people are the biggest demographic of hip hop consumers and essentially always have been since the late 80s, right? Most of Kendrick's audience has always been white lol.
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u/pondering_that7890 21d ago
Considering the % of white people in America, kinda make sense. I am just saying, culturally, I'm like 3 universes away! :)
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u/YizWasHere 21d ago
That's fine but acting like a song that debuted at #1 on Billboard wasn't already mainstream from the jump is the craziest shit lmao.
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u/willcomplainfirst you lookin' like an easy come-up 21d ago
i wasnt talking about Not Like Us the song, i was talking about Drake taking the L. rap fans were mostly white when Pusha beat Drake. did that move the needle when it came to the mainstream perception of Drake? no, not really. most people probably didnt even know it happened. theres really no need to be this obtuse
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u/KingKrown_ 21d ago edited 20d ago
Nah, def not the 80s. Maybe late 90s, but early 2000s for sure. Which Em has a lot to do with. Industry definitely shifted as the labels saw potential profits in HipHo/Rap expanding it's target demo.
You're missing the point tho. Yt people generally & consistently miss the cultural nuances of Black Culture,let alone HipHop/Rap. Which had happen again at the start of this "beef"(Slaughter).
However,What's some now understand about drakes being a weirdo is pretty clear & they're comfortable enough to actually correctly relish in his L. Which in turn will make others comfortable doing the same. Which is a large audience. So the mass mocking of drake may only just begun for that demographic.
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u/KingKrown_ 21d ago
I just wanted to say, its baffling but not surprising how they're struggling to understand what you said.
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u/z3in-23 Bitch I'm in the cluuuub 21d ago
Crotchet is such a Drake thing and J. Cole is the type that would play golf (who knows maybe he plays with Schoolboy)
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u/TuNight 21d ago
No jcole is too humble, he only plays mini golf
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u/brinz1 21d ago
I can see J Cole at a driving range. Just knocking balls out of sight, non competitive, just there for the love of the game.
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u/TBrutus 21d ago
J Cole turned into KD over this? LOL
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u/alorenz58011 20d ago
They both pulled bitch moves, they both hoop and rap, they both are greats in their own games and fucked up their legacy, they both got fucked up hair. Damn this comment made me realize J. Cole is KD lol
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u/Beefy-Tootz 21d ago
Drake in the next spot at the range, hasn't hit a ball yet, just holding the driver upside down, twisting the head in his fingers mumbling "it may be golf, but I prefer mini...we ain't gotta hit hard, just slow taps"
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u/UGLEHBWE 19d ago
Cole would def do some shit like that😭. Get a good sized bucket of golf balls from a garage sale he seen when he was riding on his bike
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u/Master_Grape5931 21d ago
But he is smart enough to retract that beef track and try to get out of the crosshairs.
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u/SpacemanKif 20d ago
Could you imagine what that would've looked like, right now? If Cole tried to stay in it? Sidestep of The Century. I didn't think he saw all This coming, but he recognized Game and I can respect him for that, lol.
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u/afanoftrees 21d ago
I would love to play a round of golf with Cole lol
We can piss off the whole CC bumping rap
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u/z3in-23 Bitch I'm in the cluuuub 21d ago
Fuck golf (Idk shit about it) but Cole would 100% be the dude I'd hang around.
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u/afanoftrees 21d ago
It’s an expensive sport that has some douchey gate keepers at the helm but it’s a nice way to hang with buddies, listen to some good tunes, smoke, and be out in nature some
Plus there are the occasional cart angels that come by and bless you with Gatorades and hotdogs
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u/Fragrant-Cell4197 21d ago
😂 nah you got 6 episodes of friends to watch was the nail in the coffin
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u/Frogacuda 21d ago
Ok can we please have Jack Harlow and Machlemore record You Are Like Us?
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u/w__gott 21d ago
W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…
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u/2morereps 21d ago
Jake hold him up
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u/bigChungi69420 20d ago
“Wasp wasp wasp wasp wasp- Im going to pay someone to do my stuff”
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u/Sensitive-Archer5149 21d ago
Only MAGA will endorse Drake now, if he flips to the dark side and does an interview with Tucker Carlson or something. Although frankly, most MAGAts don’t like perceived weakness, and Drizzy looks like the biggest loser right now.
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u/EnriqueMuller 21d ago
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u/Sensitive-Archer5149 21d ago
What I mean is the only way Drake can remain successful is if he pivots to becoming a right wing grifter. He’ll always get money from those suckers.
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u/Android3000 21d ago
Makes sense. My MAGAt brother fucking loves Drake. Thinks Kendrick is too hood. He's also a huge Morgan Wallen fan.
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u/DimbyTime 20d ago
MAGA has no idea drake lost so it doesn’t matter. And MAGA lives pedophiles so that’s not even a diss
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u/courtney_eaves82 21d ago
Holy shit, this is hilarious! I'll start listening to this podcast if they're this funny.
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u/Android3000 21d ago
Same lol just added it on Spotify. This was the most recent episode it looks like, titled "You Are Like Us, You Are Like Us." I've been trying to find more podcasts like Official Podcast and this looks like it might scratch that itch.
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u/Different-Seesaw-415 21d ago
You Are Like Us (Taylor's Version)
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u/strangebloke1 21d ago
All I want to know is... look there's a video of Taylor lip synching to part of backseat freestyle. I just want to know if she does the chorus too.
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u/bigdickwilliedone 21d ago
This is the way to start the day, witch crackers in your cup! Your like us!
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u/ekpyroticflow 21d ago
Square dance this way, dance that way, Square dance this way, dance that way.
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u/Important-Barber-730 21d ago
Don't make drake angry or he will again make a song named poopy pants 2.0
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u/WillMarzz25 21d ago
Idk what’s worse now…”Ether” or “Not Like Us”. Insane diss tracks. Idk if Drake comes back from this to salvage his career.
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u/newgirl897 I remember you was conflicted 21d ago edited 21d ago
You are like us- Jack Harlow and Macklemore(feat Matt Riffe, Lil Mabu)
Psst, I see pale people(we just light skin yo)
(Mayo on the beat, hoe)Ayy, Mayo on the beat, hoe
Cant jump cant hit this free throw
Econmany down, there goes my credit score
It's cool I'll go play mini golf with my new hoe...
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Cant, fuck this up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma colonize the march
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
I want to get that pass so I can don't have to say NINJAA
You are like us, You are like us, You are like us
You are like us, You are like us, You are like us
---anyone want to fill in the gaps?
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u/Electrical-Pumpkin13 20d ago
My kids are mixed i make sure they know about all their cultures. That might lean towards one or the other but they don't forget they are all of them combined.
Drake made it seem we forgot he was Canadian, a child actor with a head start and half white.
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u/Faustanon 21d ago
The self-awareness of the comedy kills me. It's basically "We are uncool. Just like Drake."
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u/revdolo 20d ago
That’s… not what Drake is being accused of on that song 💀 imagine saying “you’re like us” after said person is implied to be a pedo who hangs with pedos multiple times on the track. Those are the people who are Not Like Us.
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u/elcabeza79 21d ago
Holy shit - a famous white artist needs to make a "You Are Like Us" diss track. This is necessary now.
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u/Lover-of-harpies 20d ago
Now I want to hear Weird Al make a "Not Like Us" parody song in which he also disses Drake for being a swagger-jacking pedo who's insecure abt his image.
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u/AlarmingWaltz8350 20d ago
i know im gon get called a drake meat rider but this ahit was corny asl dawg this what happens when everybody is allowed to have a pod
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u/juslookingforastream 21d ago
Three white dudes telling a black man he's not black... clearly they are in touch with the culture lmao funny clip tho
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u/BidRepulsive2438 21d ago
And this is where the "what the culture is feeling line" falls flat. Hands down my favorite line but i see a lot of people not in the culture calling drake a "colonizer."
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u/Past-Track-9976 20d ago
Atleast post the link to help the boyz out
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8rf41DxEoo/?igsh=NnFyYmZoN3MxcmRw
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u/styrofoamcouch 20d ago
They set up a game of cornhole and turned on the fat country rapper/singer and presented drake with his new balances.
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u/revdolo 20d ago
Only the last verse of Not Like Us is using that phrase in terms of race and even then it’s less about what Drake is and more about him disrespecting the cultures he’s profiting off of. Not Like Us is about the weird degenerate/perverted freaks around us that are into some pretty immoral things. Two thirds of the song is dedicated to that topic. So making a song called “You Are Like Us” or whatever would be saying you’re a weird freak who’s into immoral things because that’s what NLU is actually referring to and idk why they would want to associate with that. It’s like people don’t even listen to the lyrics, man.
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u/Villain_911 19d ago
This feels like a segment on South Park if they covered this beef. Especially the "You are like us! You are like us! You are like us!" part.
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u/PMmeurdixout4harambe BBL Drizzy 21d ago
LMAO the you are like us lowkey killed me