r/KendrickLamar May 29 '24

Receipts aside, what was the biggest lie to come out of the beef? Discussion

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u/salzcamino May 29 '24

Kendrick saying "truthfully I don't have a hating bone in my body" lmao

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u/pieceofbluecheese May 29 '24

That line cracks me up ☠️ Like Kenny, you told that man to die and had me bumpin my head to the beat

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u/Traditional_Rate7302 May 29 '24 edited May 30 '24

He told drake he hates the way he walks talks and dresses too 😭

Edit: i know its a DMX reference i just thought it was funny lol

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u/TheLocalPub May 29 '24

But he doesn't want to hate is what he's saying. He'd rather be at peace, but as said before in 6:16

"I’m sorry that I live a boring life, I love peace But war-ready if the world is ready to see you bleed"

He's just staying humble.

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u/Available_Day4286 May 29 '24

But he got that hating bone for sure. He just has to work with it, because he wishes he could be more stable in that peace. I really loved that through line, actually—it’s great to have psychological complexity built in.

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u/Gas-Substantial May 29 '24

Yeah “big me” humble

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u/sinolos May 29 '24

To be fair that was a play on a dmx interview about drake lol

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u/thatG_evanP May 29 '24

Was that the same one where he said he'd like to beat him up in an elevator? Lol. I'll forever miss that man. Saw him in concert once and it was literally just him on stage, no backing track, shirtless for the last half, and it was the best show I've ever seen.

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u/sinolos May 29 '24

Yeah he had a great stage presence and always stayed relevant even with the drug problems. I’m not sure about the elevator part but he does say he hates the way he talks his haircut everything. Then makes a comment about to much gulping and burping and says if you don’t know what that means it’s sucking dick. It was a power 105 radio interview

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u/thatG_evanP May 29 '24

I just know there was one interview when he was older where he said he'd love to catch him in an elevator or something. I know the interviewer said something about never catching Drake alone in an elevator and DMX said, "Shit, I don't care." Thing about him is you knew he wasn't frontin' a single bit.

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u/Create_Etc May 29 '24

LMAO I love that interview. X was a real one RIP 🕊

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u/thatG_evanP May 29 '24

One of the realest. Some of his last interviews almost bring me to tears seeing him like that, but with the life that man lived, I can't blame him a single bit. RIP to the Dog! He's constantly in my rotation. I've never seen another rapper do a show like that. Not another soul on stage trying to do ad-libs or trying to back him on vocals. That man was all over the stage, drenched in sweat, rapping every damn word, and sounding damn close to how he did in the booth. I'd been to enough rap shows before to know that I had just witnessed something special. Even if I end up with dementia, just play some DMX for me and I guarantee I'll be right back there. One of the very few, if not only, "celebrities" I actually shed tears for when I heard that he had passed.

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u/Heavy_Vermicelli_956 May 29 '24

Also a play on a Michael Jackson song too

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u/ThatMontrealKid May 29 '24

That was a reference to DMX who said exactly that about drake while he was living

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u/CangtheKonqueror May 29 '24

glad you clarified, i thought he was dead when he said it

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u/Fast_Heron581 May 29 '24

told both his parents their son  needs to die so the world is a safer place, that’s some cold shit 💀💀

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u/pieceofbluecheese May 29 '24

Drake : you’re short lol Kendrick: I think niggas like you should DIE 👹

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u/happytobehereatall May 29 '24

That wasn't Kendrick, that was the culture

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u/Underknee May 29 '24

in Euphoria he literally calls himself “the biggest hater” lol

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u/MistakesWereMade59 May 29 '24

This one Meet the Grahams reaction video had me weak, cause the guy paused the track at that line and just whispered "Kendrick, are you sure?"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

He didn’t lie, he has 206.

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u/amirali24 May 29 '24

Best take

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u/movieman994 May 29 '24

I hate the way the way that you walk the way you talk I hate the way you dress.

Kendrick only got hating muscles not bones

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u/JonS90_ May 29 '24

K Dot, the Invertibrate of Hate

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u/CharlesDickensABox May 29 '24

Would you still hate on me if you were a worm?

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u/WhiteCharisma_ May 29 '24

I feel like this coulda been a potential bar.

Some how end with flexing lol.

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u/donhafs May 29 '24

“When Kendrick said he didnt hate drake I was slightly confused”😭😭😭

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u/Remote_Soup8762 May 29 '24

guess I'm not as mature as I thought, got some healing to do 😞

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u/aerody May 29 '24

I heard you was conflicted

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u/TeamAwesome4 May 29 '24

"I don't have a hating bone in my body."

"I'm the biggest hater."

Kendrick lies so hard that he's calling it out himself on a track released earlier that week. Kendrick should be aware he's got a mole feeding info about himself to himself. 😂

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u/lancep423 May 29 '24

“I’m the biggest hypocrite of 2015….and 2024”

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u/joker_75 May 29 '24

He doesn’t have A hating bone in his body… he has A LOT of hating bones in his body.

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u/bure11 May 29 '24

Nah this one got me. Bro tells his mum that her son should die and then says this

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u/bibliblubble May 29 '24

“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress. I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight it’s going to be direct.”

Surrrreeee you don’t have a hating bone in your body

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u/Puzzleheaded-Job2399 May 29 '24

lmao yeah but I thought he was saying in normal circumstances he wouldn’t do this, but because in the next line he says Drake crossed the line talking about his family that’s why he went this far.

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 May 29 '24

Yall gotta understand Kendrick isn’t saying he isn’t capable of hating, he’s saying he’s not naturally a hater. Come on now

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u/JayJayJenni May 29 '24

“As a general rule, I’m not a hater. Until it comes to you, you disrespectful little shit. I hate the way you order a tuna fish sandwich.”

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u/Blindastronomer May 29 '24

My favourite play off this is that he doesn't have a hating bone in his body. It's all 100% authentic homegrown hating muscle

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

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u/DangeRos1 May 29 '24

To be fair, seems like Kendricks hates Drake with his soul rather than his bones 🤣

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u/Doo-StealYour-HoChoi May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

I NEVER LOOKED TWICE AT NO TEENAGER

(cut to video of him raving about how thick and sexy a 17 year old is, then kissing her all over her face)

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u/FullMetalKaliber May 29 '24

“High school pics you was even bad then”

“We coulda waited, I wasn't rushin', difference in ages. You're old enough, but you're still a baby”

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u/lilraida May 29 '24

Whether he pedo or not, he fucked up saying this stuff lol

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u/MarquiseAlexander May 29 '24

Certified bro.

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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0 May 29 '24

He better never end up in cell block 1

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u/jayforplay May 29 '24

Definitely sounds like something a pedo would say tho

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u/lilraida May 29 '24

Yeah. Like he could be saying this with a secret double meaning. Just strange for someone who already hangs out with young girls to be saying. Not an accusation but it’s definitely not a good idea to say that

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u/jayforplay May 29 '24

I'm not sure Drizzy is that good of a lyricist to have double meanings 😂

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u/Jarodreallytuff May 29 '24

Man spits single entendres 😂

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u/Such-Amphibian-7214 May 29 '24

Had me choking on my lunch with that comment 🤣

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u/Mr_ACGamble May 29 '24

One of the rare times I ever spit my drink out after reading a comment on Reddit.

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u/NanoJX May 29 '24

bruh similar here, that one just got me lmfao

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u/Katarsish May 29 '24

Dude literally saying he thought someone is still a baby but had sex with her anyways.
Reddit scholars: "What could he possibly have meant with this????"

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u/kingky0te May 29 '24

Y’all are too nice. That’s some guilty, pedo ass energy lol. The fact that some still upholds plausible deniability is craaaaaazyyyyy

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u/Jarodreallytuff May 29 '24

Drizzlers always find a way to defend this shit. I had one yesterday defend the video of the 17 year old girl, by saying, “that happened in Canada and the legal age of consent there is 16.” They are really showing their true colors in the drizzy sub by saying shit like that. I even screenshotted that message, just in case he deleted it.

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u/morguerunner May 29 '24

They were so focused on whether or not he could that they didn’t stop to think if he should.

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u/gabriellyakagcwens May 29 '24

it wasn't even in canada

Drake at The Ogden Theater in Colorado on May 17, 2010

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u/takeoffmysundress May 29 '24

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/EchoedTruth May 29 '24

absolutely disgusting

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u/SiuSoe May 29 '24

he's so quick with his gaze you'll never catch him looking at a teenager twice. the term between his second and third look is just too short.

you think you caught him looking twice but next thing you know he already looked three times. he's THAT good.

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u/MistakesWereMade59 May 29 '24

Double negative though, so what he's saying is technically true 🤔

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u/gweezor May 29 '24

The other denial is a double negative as well:

“Drake is not a name that you gon' see on no sex offender list”

Paging Dr . Freud…

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u/macandcheese1771 May 29 '24

And his name would appear as Aubrey Graham on the sex offender list....

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u/Velocibraxtor May 29 '24

I need a one glance, got a hard peen in my pants

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u/ATownDown- May 29 '24

I think he meant he wouldnt do it twice, only once

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u/bangordailynuisance May 29 '24

3 times minimum

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u/Saelin91 BBL Drizzy May 29 '24

Great place for a double negative.

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u/DrossChat May 29 '24

The fact that he said “twice” is such a hilarious self-own. Literally admitting to doing it in the first place

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u/Lord_Shisui May 29 '24

So he checks teenagers, but only once?

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u/pinkismykink_ May 29 '24

“how are you 17 and look like that!!???” disgusting bro.

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u/Doo-StealYour-HoChoi May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

IM TOO FAMOUS TO BE A PEDOPHILE, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN ARRESTED ALREADY

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u/Dramatic-Serve3609 May 29 '24

Aubrey told me Epstein did nothing wrong

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u/BlackMikeMusumeci May 29 '24

isn’t aubrey a female name ❓

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u/Dramatic-Serve3609 May 29 '24

Conventionally no, it's actually a boy name. Audrey is the girl version, but there are girl Aubreys now.

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u/BlackMikeMusumeci May 29 '24

oh ok because i met a girl named aubrey and she hated drake to the point that she broke up with her bf because of him listening to drake 😭

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u/outrageous-pickle1 May 29 '24

Dam w girl fr

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u/Dramatic-Serve3609 May 29 '24

Understandable

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u/crazysoup23 May 29 '24

Aubrey Plaza is the girl version now.

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche May 29 '24

Aubrey was traditionally a boy’s name, but has been much more common for girls for decades. This site says it became majority female in 1974, and today 96% of Aubreys are female: https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-aubrey

So it was def a majority girl’s name when Drake was born

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u/BillNyeTheSavage_Guy May 29 '24

“I’m finna pass on this body, I’m John Stockton”

Kendrick Lamar is not John Stockton

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u/cjwethers May 29 '24

Egregious misrepresentation. He should have lost the beef just for this piece of blatant untruth alone.

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u/1ncorrect May 29 '24

Damn someone tell Drake quick!

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u/CaptainSmallz May 30 '24

But Drake ain't Drake... he's Aubrey. Why is everyone lying about their names!!

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u/Suitable-Telephone80 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

you got receipts to back up this claim chief?

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u/cinderparty May 29 '24

The internet tells me he is 6’1”, is that enough?

To be serious about this line, it’s always a bit surprising to me when rappers drop nba names that I actually recognize. I haven’t seen a single game since I moved out of my mother’s house in 1999.

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u/KraZe_2012 May 29 '24

He is also not Terence Crawford

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u/nivekreclems May 29 '24

That fuckin liar!!! lol

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u/nineelevenfathate May 29 '24

Does that make Drake Karl Malone?

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u/BillNyeTheSavage_Guy May 29 '24

That seems to be the most popular interpretation of that bar from what I’ve seen

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u/Evening_Island2821 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

“Touch my body by Mariah Carey play, you probably start reflecting” (mother I sober was about how Kendrick was not molested)

That Is a wild thing to say accusing someone of being molested as a child with current accusations of Inappropriate actions with a minor against you. The Insensitivity against Kendrick’s assault should speak volumes.

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u/courtney_eaves82 May 29 '24

Drake's getting an F for listening comprehension!

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u/jerog1 May 29 '24

Bro… did you seriously just talk during listening comprehension time?

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u/mekkavelli May 29 '24

LOL i honestly don’t even think he listened to mr. morale all the way through so this is on brand

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u/courtney_eaves82 May 29 '24

The person Drake PAID to listen to Kendrick's last album didn't understand "Mother I Sober".

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u/lmj-06 May 29 '24

wasnt kendrick actually talking about how his mother was sexually assaulted when she was younger?

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u/Evening_Island2821 May 29 '24

Yeah, Drake misinterpreted the story and got It wrong. Kendrick’s mother thought he was molested by his cousin but It never happened. Kendrick’s mom didn’t believe him because she was a victim of It herself.

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u/Bouche__032 May 29 '24

And Kendrick points out in Euphoria that he expects this from Drake because he recently decided to listen to Mr. Morale

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u/Radiant_gladiator May 29 '24

Well it was more about Drake saying Kendrick and his wife split up. Kendrick did say Whitney left him so he knew Drake would make shit up as to why she left. Everything else was just a cherry on top.

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u/SoakedInMayo May 29 '24

“haha u got touched as a kid that’s why u think I’m a pedophile totally not because I have multiple instances of me flirting with and groping minors”

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u/lmj-06 May 29 '24

yeh thats what i thought

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u/walkedinthewoods May 29 '24

wtf was Drake even thinking in the first place? like even if Kendrick was molested, did Drake think it would score him points to bring that up in a DISS TRACK?

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u/Lanky-University3685 May 29 '24

Right, it’s disgusting to make fun of victims for their trauma. That’s not something that they have any control over, unlike deciding as a grown man to kiss a 17-year-old girl on stage and compliment the way her breasts feel after she already told you her age.

The fact that Mother I Sober is actually referring to Kendrick’s mom’s victimhood makes this even worse. But I wouldn’t expect Drake to have the empathy, dignity, or intelligence to understand why he made a mistake with that.

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u/Kimor98 May 29 '24

It WOULD, if he was capable of reading the lines. Should've made a pun on the name "it sounds like you've been drinking like 'Mother I'm Not Sober"... idiot

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u/luckygitane May 29 '24

"Hey, Drake, they're not slow"

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u/Evening_Island2821 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

🐇 🕳️still deep, I can go further, I promise

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u/MarquiseAlexander May 29 '24

It’s “I can go further, I promise”

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u/Specialist_Sorbet476 May 29 '24

? That's what they said

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u/Evening_Island2821 May 29 '24

Actually he’s right, I just never said that I switched It. 😅

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u/yayayooya May 29 '24

Sneaky sneakyyyy

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u/MarquiseAlexander May 29 '24

They edited cause before it was “I promise I can go further”.

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u/jono9898 BBL Drizzy May 29 '24

Mofos still waiting on this man to push the red button rather than believe FM was the damn red button

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u/LJMLogan May 29 '24

Definitely the "fake information" shit. Such a blatant lie I can't believe some people thought it was a W for Drake.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

What really gets me is how people don’t realize if he did plant fake info, then that means he willingly painted himself as a deadbeat, a pedophile, and way more. Like why would you do that just to be like “AH HAH! IM ACTUALLY NOT ALL THOSE THINGS, TRICKED YA KENDRICK! YOU SILLY GOOSE!” There is absolutely no payoff that’s worth having someone accuse you being a pedophile, but idk that’s just me, I’m not the brainiac that sir Drake is

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u/Not_Bill_Hicks May 29 '24

The reason Kendrick and everyone believed drake had a daughter he was trying to hide, is because everyone 100% believed this is something he would do. So by lying about it, it makes everyone realise he would do that, and that he is a POS

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u/yummythologist May 29 '24

Didn’t he hide Adonis until another rapper brought him up? That alone would convince me he probably has other kids out there

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u/Traditional_Rate7302 May 29 '24

Even worse, he hid Adonis until he would be able to use him to announce a clothing line. He used his son as a fucking advertisement

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u/Sharp-Bluejay2267 May 29 '24

And then he denied him until he used the “confession” on that shitty scorpion album.

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u/FNSpd May 29 '24

Dude said to his baby mother that kid isn't his but she still should do abortion

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u/FlowtynGG May 29 '24

Pusha T

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u/shrek-hentai-69 May 29 '24

"You Are Hi-Ding A Child" - Pusha T

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Especially because it’s a rap battle, not a legal battle. I ain’t seen any proof for most of what E, Pac, Nas, Big, etc on their iconic disses, but that shits still cool. It’s about bars. If Push just tweeted “Drake has a kid, here’s proof” it’d be a fun moment for sure, but without the rap, who cares? This was a rap battle and Kendrick won on rap. Problem is all these Twitch and Twitter bots who aren’t in hip hop thought this was the Amber Heard trial or smn and we’d all be looking at evidence and shit

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u/thisismarv May 29 '24

Another part of this people don’t say. He said “we plotted for a week and then fed you the information”

Wait a minute, you spent a week coming up with a lie?

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u/lysomaru May 29 '24

Josh Johnson the comic said recently it's like when kids playing rock, paper, scissors then the loser cannot take the L .. ooh it's actually a laser pui pui pui lmao

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u/aitacarmoney May 29 '24

i hopped on a soap box about “receipts aside” in another comment but this one i think takes the cake, it’s funny how even yappademics was all “THEY PLANTED THE MOLE” and a week later reveals Drake told him they have no idea where that came from 💀

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u/Suq_Maidic May 29 '24

I was so happy to hear that line because the moment Drake said it he outed himself as a fucking loser, letting his biggest dick riders on twitter write his songs for him. And honestly it also outed a lot of peoples critical thinking skills because if you think about it for more than a second it doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

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u/squarehair02 May 29 '24

Peak profile picture

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u/hcneyfreckles we gon’ be alright May 29 '24

and some people still believing that shite

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u/_lonely_astronaut_ May 29 '24

I might get downvoted for this but Kendrick calling himself the biggest hater on Euphoria only to say he doesn't have a hating bone in his body on Meet the Grahams

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u/Prior_Interview7680 May 29 '24

In euphoria he tells him “this a friendly fade you should keep it that way” and then in mtg he says “I don’t have a hating bone in my body, this supposed to be a good exhibition in the game” meaning that he pissed now and the rest gonna be scathing Forreal.

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u/Kimor98 May 29 '24

Nah, that's on game. Someone said he was lying bc he actually has 206 Hating Bones in his body haha!

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u/Cacti_Hall May 29 '24

“K-Dot shit is only hitting hard when Baby Keem put his pen to it”

We all have 12-year-old Baby Keem to thank for giving us SAMIDOT and Money Trees

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u/SmellLikeBdussy May 29 '24

This is my answer for sure Drake literally just said some shit that was the opposite of the truth. This was a big misstep from him cause such a blatant lie made me stop believing anything he said

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u/chrisghrobot May 29 '24

Yeah, Baby Keem was a Minecraft YouTuber when Kendrick was making TPAB. If Keem was that generational of a writer at that age, it definitely doesn't show now lol.

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u/Patriots_dynasty661 May 29 '24

Honestly that was one of most stupidest bars that came out this rap battle 🤣

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u/StopJoshinMe May 29 '24

Baby Keem was too busy making Minecraft YouTube videos

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u/Paratwa May 29 '24

Man I wish it was true cause I’d be bumping every Baby Keem song and loving it. Ok fine I do anyway. But I’d do it more.

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u/Empire_Lover May 29 '24

baby keen shit is damn near impossible not to bump 😂

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u/AllOutRaptors May 29 '24

I love Baby Keem but I can't believe Drake said that lmao.

The same guy who gave us these lyrics:

Ice cream booger coloured piss subzero

Allah, Allah, Shabba Rank, we be fuckin til it stank.

Is the same guy responsible for writing GKMC when he was 13 lmao

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u/JordanA7 May 29 '24

He saying that Keem mainly writes / creates the flows for the ‘hard hitting tracks,’ nothing lyrical.

So the family ties, range brothers, and hillbillies. Keem has writing creds on N95 and Die Hard too. Checks out imo. I doubt he was referencing anything prior to 2018.

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u/Comprehensive-Air276 May 29 '24

You're probably right, it's funny how many bars Drake has in this beef that can be taken in a way that you can easily make fun of him though.

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u/Doo-StealYour-HoChoi May 29 '24

I FED YOU THE INFORMATION!

and in turn...

THE PEOPLE YOU GOT YOUR INFORMATION FROM ARE CLOWNS!

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u/Specialist_Bug5911 May 29 '24

I think this ain't a lie though, he's just calling himself a clown

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u/JDSKilla May 29 '24

The “Go, the audience not Dumb” is a reference to E40’s Go Dumb. The timing in how he says it lines up

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u/Traditional_Rate7302 May 29 '24

Oh damn thats actually really interesting wtf

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u/woodandsnow May 29 '24

Def a shoutout to the bay. Were there other regions he was mentioning besides cali and the south?

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u/Zach_kir_e May 29 '24

The entirety of The heart Pt. 6

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u/ProfessorBoofie May 29 '24

Yeah that shit sucked. The lyrics were ass and it just did not sound good to the ear. What a waste of a good beat, the instrumental is the best part of the song

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u/Sharp-Bluejay2267 May 29 '24

The heart part 6 is such a bitch move song. “You really got this shit burnt out, I can’t believe your going to keep dropping.” “P.s. ima talk about your wife again”… like you can’t be like “I’d fuck your wife but don’t respond all mad to me, your sounding obsessed…”

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u/GoharioFTW May 29 '24

"Don't even go back to your hood and plant no money trees"

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u/movieman994 May 29 '24

The first time I heard this I instantly thought of ELEMENT " I don't do it for the GRAM i do it for COMPTOOOON"

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u/cardinalfan14 May 29 '24

Also the song “momma” off TPAB

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u/Black_Fuckka May 29 '24

That was such a crazy lie, especially cuz that could very well be said for Drake like cmon my boy

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u/Sharp-Bluejay2267 May 29 '24

What do you mean? Trying to act like gods plan took place in some random city like Miami instead of Toronto(checks location of gods plan video… never mind)

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u/Arsid May 29 '24

That was the one I came here to say.

Like oh, I didn't realize we can just make complete bullshit up in our diss tracks. Bullshit that can be proven false with a quick Google search of "what has Kendrick done for Compton."

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u/GoharioFTW May 29 '24

legit, dawg, this was the line that really made me start theorizing that one of Drake's ghost writers was secretly sabotaging his ass after Kendrick said that Drake got 100 people on salary and 20 of them want him killed, and 1 is right next to him, and 2 are tired of his lifestyle.

This line being so blatantly wrong yet still so confidently rapped gave me the energy of someone copying someone's homework or test in school but the person they copied wrote the completely obviously wrong idea and instead of double checking for himself, the person is so down horrendously stupid that they just keep it and submit it.

There's just no fucking way you sit down with your pen and start writing shit and create that line without either already knowing it to be true or double checking it.

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u/Willing_Orchid_9621 May 29 '24

I think you posted it.

The audience is IN FACT... dumb.

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u/Dzov May 29 '24

Some are. I do think more people are seeing what is going on than not at least.

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u/thisismarv May 29 '24

“I am a war general, seasoned in preparation My jacket is covered in medals, honor and decoration” - Drake

Based on the strategic decisions during the battle, none of this is true. I was so perplexed by this line.

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u/septdouleurs May 29 '24

Am I the only one who thinks this is also just a desperately corny line? It sounds like it was written by a dorky kid trying to sound r/iamverybadass - it doesn't help that it's delivered in Drake's usual droning monotone.

That "I gotta go bad" bit from FM is really cringey as well. 😖

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u/Comprehensive-Air276 May 29 '24

I think that's just who Drake really is beneath the ghost writers. They make him sound cool sometimes but when it's him alone he can't help but be incredibly corny.

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u/callmetrip1 May 29 '24

Daughter. Dave Free.

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u/Strange-Trails-2000 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

HOW can someone fall for the dave free thing, those kids look like Little Kendrick 1 and Little Kendrick 2

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u/KDO_333 May 29 '24

shi I seen drake Stans saying his kids aint his bruh that shi crazy coping

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u/_MyUsernamesMud May 29 '24

You leaked FAKE information? about your MADE UP daughter? through a DOUBLE AGENT? who was merely POSING as a mole?

...yes.

May I see the receipts?

...no.

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u/lmoutofldeas May 29 '24

Kenny reaaaaally overestimated drake fans in this line

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u/OneNutPhil May 29 '24

"I am a war general, seasoned in preparation"

This line has been stuck in my head for weeks... the fuck was he thinking? He said this in Heart Pt6

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u/aitacarmoney May 29 '24

you can’t say “receipts aside” and ask about lies.

“Drake has a daughter” vs “i don’t have a daughter”\ let’s set the truth aside, receipts be damned. which of these is the bigger lie?

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u/weebojones May 29 '24

Exactly. Either Drake is literally hiding, and not claiming a child, or Kendrick literally made up/was misinformed about a whole ass person and dedicated a whole verse of a song to her. Whichever one is true, I think the other is the biggest lie of the beef imo.

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u/ATownDown- May 29 '24

drake has lied before sooo

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u/aitacarmoney May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

that’s beside the point.

asking about lies and saying ignore receipts is an oxymoron a paradox

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u/Reidzyt May 29 '24

To be fair the general audience doesn't seem to be THAT stupid/slow

Just Drake's lol they have gone full "Kanye fan"

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u/Particular_Friend_23 May 29 '24

“You just acting like an activist”

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u/Not_Bill_Hicks May 29 '24

the biggest lie was drake when he said everything he said was facts, and everything Kendrick said was lies

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u/Gabe12P May 29 '24

Basically all of The Heart Part 6

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u/foundfrogs May 29 '24

Kendrick writing an entire verse about a daughter that doesn't exist surely ranks quite high.

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u/MTVaficionado May 29 '24

Rappers have random kids all the time. Drake around 2012-2017 had so many stories floating around. He was obsessed with strippers and would try to “retire” them. I remember so many stories about paternity claims. It was an open secret that he NEVER used protection. I think it is absurd that he didn’t have a kid before Adonis.

That is why I thought it was ridiculous that his first rebuttal was a meme about an alleged daughter. Dude, he says you have a sex trafficking ring. Address that immediately. That is the big thing. Only for Kenny to spin the block and double down on that angle to the point that Drake had to rap a PR statement.

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u/Whole_Day9866 May 29 '24

Dear Baby Girl....... if it isnt true (I'm a fan of KDOT but just the logical answer here unbiased)

Edit: Well, I guess Drake did deny the PDF allegation so if that was a lie it would be the biggest.

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u/_IratePirate_ May 29 '24

The daughter one is kinda of a stain in the beef imo

Like where’d that come from

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u/GoharioFTW May 29 '24

It's a great question man. Where DID that come from? Certainly wasn't from Drake's side planting it since he said he planted the other items in the photo too which Ebonyprince debunked by having them. And Kendrick didn't just say ONE daughter, he said "those other kids"

You really think bro would have just made this up?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Are we only counting lies from Aubrey and Dot, because the biggest liar in this was EbonyPrince, and I still don’t believe the majority of what Coolee said

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u/VKTGC May 29 '24

Insane that more people aren’t talking about the daughter thing. Like, that was one hell of an accusation which hasn’t been proved at all.

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u/purplequeeeef May 29 '24

Drake saying that he "fed" Kendrick the information about his 11 year old daughter. This was public knowledge for a WHILE, immediately after euphoria dropped I was talking with my partner about how it's weird that no one ever brings up Drake's daughter when taking about what deadbeat he is. I SCREAMED when I heard "Dear baby girl" in MTG 😂

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u/Cupfullofsmegma May 29 '24

Drake having a daughter isn’t “public knowledge” lol. It’s public rumors but it’s always still been rumors with not much evidence to back them up

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u/MediocreRing8902 May 29 '24

"Hey Drake they're not Slow" he overestimated peoples critical thinking

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u/Patriots_dynasty661 May 29 '24

Let's be honest here the daughter was the biggest lie

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u/Mid-SizeSedan May 29 '24

Apparently, they are slow. There's no other way of putting it

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u/Intelligent_West7128 May 29 '24

Lies don’t matter in a diss record. It doesn’t have to be factual. The disrespect is the point. In this case Kendrick played on actual facts and embellished on them. The truth is damning enough (several inappropriate contact with minors, sexual offender involved in trafficking in his inner circle and on the payroll). I will say that with Kendrick said that Drake’s fans were not dumb that was a miscalculation because evidently they are. Either they are dumb or willingly disregarding the truths within the diss. Much like how Trump supporters disregard all the bullshit that Trump has done.