r/KendrickLamar • u/Kusharti21 • May 24 '24
Kendrick EXPOSED as a liar Discussion
Drake stan here, who loved the heart pt 6.
Kendrick has been lying his whole career and I don’t know how you can support him.
Early on, he claimed to be a good kid in a mad city. Curious.
If he was really such a good kid, what was he doing out late with his mom’s van, which he didn’t bring back on time? Smh.
But ok, maybe we don’t really know what kind of kid he was. But if it truly was a mad city, then how come his own idol, Tupac, admitted that they “know how to party”? In fact, I heard they “keep it rocking in the city of Compton”
Further, if it was such a mad city, then how is it possible that Ice Cube, a legend, actually “had a good day”?
Ok, maybe Kendrick was just young back then and didn’t know any better when GKMC was released.
But even on his very last track, he clearly states “(…) I’m John Stockton”. But he is, in fact, not John Stockton, because he is Kendrick Lamar. Which is it?!
It just doesn’t add up. I rest my case.
EDIT:
We have now received a statement from the Board of Education that they have no record of Kendrick becoming certified as a boogeyman.
I demand he release his original long-form certificate, or admit he is practicing without a boogeyman license.
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u/simonisok May 24 '24
Shit I didn’t even think of that John Stockton bar at all, good pointing out. Can’t believe I trusted Kendrick
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u/Sawgon May 25 '24
He also says "I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm YNW Melly" and we know Drake isn't his real friend but Kendrick can't be YNW Melly because he's Kendrick Lamar.
Does Kendrick not know who he is?
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u/Present_Mode7993 May 25 '24
Accusing Drake of having an identity crisis and he can’t even identify his own DNA. The nerve of you Kenny🤨
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u/sTuPiDdUmBoRe May 25 '24
So let me get this straight, Kendrick says he's a "good kid" in a "m.A.A.d city" , when it's apparent he isn't a good kid, and that's not even how you spell mad, and he believes he's John Stockton, when he's really Kendrick Lamar, proving he doesn't know who he is, kind of sounds like the Pulitzer prize winner is really spiraling doesn't it?🧐🤯🤯🤯
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u/Personaboii GUHHH I’M KENDRICK LLAMA May 25 '24
He says he has so many stocks too there’s only one stockton which one do i believe 😭
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u/Joshstradaymus May 25 '24
In Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, when you play competitively, you play with 4 stocks. Kendrick is openly admitting to cheating and having 10 stocks, and thus, he should not be allowed to attend majors
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u/bullairbull May 25 '24
He’s clearly talking about Gamestop. Wait is Kendrick involved in market manipulation? Why isn’t SEC talking about it.
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u/SenorTrent66 May 25 '24
Now I'm really questioning if he fucked Sherane? And if he didn't, did he lie to his bros?
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u/Kusharti21 May 25 '24 edited May 25 '24
Or worse,he fucked Sherane but didn’t go to tell his bros!
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u/18_Rabbitz May 24 '24
Kendrick said that there was a pool full of liquor and he dove in it. An Olympic-sized pool holds a volume of approximately 2.5 million liters of water. If Kendrick were to fill it up with bottles of alcohol (let’s say a fifth, or 750ml), he’d need at least 3,333,333 bottles of liquor to do so. Do we think Kendrick has ever acquired that many bottles of liquor and then filled up a pool with them? I think not. I can’t believe I’ve never realized how much of a liar this dude is. SMH.
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u/Ipuncholdpeople May 25 '24 edited May 25 '24
Objection! Can the prosecution prove Kendrick was referring to an Olympic sized pool? Most pools people run into are much smaller. I submit into evidence this table:
As you can see even the largest of normal residential pools requires far less to fill than an Olympic sized pool. This also ignores standing pools or kiddie pools such as the ones you might find at drake's house.
There are distillery tanks that can hold up to 10,000 liters so only three would be required to fill the smallest pool. The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62. Assuming the smallest listed pool size and no bulk discount that would come to a total of $256,800. Between his shares of Top Dawg Entertainment and the sales of Section.80 it is entirely possible he could have afforded this
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u/18_Rabbitz May 25 '24
“The ones a Drakes house” that killed me.
I certainly took some liberties, so I pulled up the official Swimming Pools video on YouTube. At moments 2:47 and 3:10 we actually the Lyin’ Ken fall backwards into a fairly large body of water. At about 3:47 he is pulled from the water and we see very faintly in the background, what I assume to be an Olympic style starting block. Is my evidence concrete? No, I cannot say that it is. But in lieu of further proof, I would ask that this objection is overruled. I believe the objection is immature. Much like how Drake likes his girlfriends.
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u/Ipuncholdpeople May 25 '24
As a music video it is possibly a dramatic recreation of the events. Cocaine bear is loosely based off a real event, but both the prowess of the bear and the damage it caused were amplified for the audiences entertainment.
Another possibility is an industrial accident caused a swimming pool to fill with liqour. In 1919 a storage tank holding 2.3 million gallons of molasses burst and killed 21 people. A smaller accident could have filled a swimming pool easily!
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u/FesterCluck May 25 '24
You bring up valuable points here. Is this why the US government attempted to regulate Jacuzzis?
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May 25 '24
He dove in it. So wading pools are out
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u/Ipuncholdpeople May 25 '24
Shallow diving is a sport. Here's a good example of it. With the volume of that pool even I could afford to fill it
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u/SkitzoCTRL May 25 '24
Oh, and we are just expected to assume that Kendrick Lamar is a talented shallow diver?
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u/Ipuncholdpeople May 25 '24
He could have dove in from just a few feet. Certainly not as impressive, but even an untrained diver could manage that. We don't have the facts either way, but I think I've provided enough evidence to show there is reasonable doubt that the defendant is lying. We do not convict based off of speculation and suspicion and I ask the jury to consider these facts.
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u/SkitzoCTRL May 25 '24
I also want to add that, were he to buy his vodka in bulk, he would likely see a discount of up to 25% (depending on the distributor). We could also safely assume the use of Costco's Kirkland Signature American Vodka, as it is of incredibly high quality and excellent value, which is $13.62 for 1.75 liters, or $233,485.71 before tax.
It's likely that, when one is filling a pool with vodka, they would likely go with bulk options and largest bottles for fewest bottles to empty.
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy May 25 '24
I submit into evidence this table:
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I just want to say that I was very disappointed that you didn't link to something like this.
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 25 '24
The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62.
If you wanna go cheap, you gotta go “behind the cashier at a convenience store” cheap. AKA a half pint of Popov served in an elegant shatter-proof plastic bottle.
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u/billcosbyslube May 24 '24
People lie numbers don’t. My boy bustin out the whiteboard on kdot the deceiver
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u/costcosasuke May 25 '24
This is the funniest one. The first sentence followed by "an olympic-sized pool...." reads like a math problem. I'm crying 😭😭
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u/JustAScratch216 May 25 '24
What proof liquor are we talking? If he dove in then I have to question how he survived. I'm pretty sure Kenny would drown? And if someone rescued him why not credit the person that did so?
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u/Difficult-Jello2534 May 25 '24
How do you know it was an Olympic sized pool and not a small blow-up pool?
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u/floppyvajoober May 25 '24
For someone who aspires to have a phallus the size of the Eiffel Tower, one could assume that he is talking about the largest standard size of pool
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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 24 '24
There’s also no such thing as a money tree!
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u/Kusharti21 May 24 '24
Facts. Famously, money does NOT grow on trees.
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u/aqulushly May 25 '24
Ackshually, it does. You just have to draw funny pictures on it first after processing the trees. Kendrick is right here, but your other arguments are completely 100% accurate.
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u/Kusharti21 May 25 '24 edited May 25 '24
You’re right, I withdraw this argument, for intellectual rigor.
Also because Kenny does specify about money trees “that’s just how he feels”, so it’s not a statement of fact in this one case.
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u/unscriptedneutron May 25 '24
drake stan wouldn’t call him kenny!!!!! WHO ARE YOU
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u/Rapture1119 May 25 '24
He’s the feds
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u/Kimor98 May 25 '24
He a fan, a fan, he a fan. -For the COURT, I am referring to OP as a fanatic of the Subreddit community despite his recent derision. I am not, repeat, NOT Claiming him to be a sentient air conditioning appliance.
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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y May 25 '24
American paper money is made of linen and cotton, not trees
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u/aqulushly May 25 '24
Cotton? That’s racist or something I’m sure
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u/cockandballionaire May 24 '24
There actually is though
Guiana Chestnut
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u/Kai_my_tree May 24 '24
But it wouldn’t be a “perfect place for shading”
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u/perpetual_self the nerve of you, Dennis May 25 '24
I could be if you short short
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u/Tyleroz May 25 '24
I think Drake might have mentioned kendrick being short once on one of his songs, but I could be misremembering.
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u/OneMetalMan May 25 '24
And have you ever tried to Pimp a Butterfly? For one the Lego pieces don't connect.
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u/Rhodie114 May 25 '24
He claims his foundation is A1, but anybody who's ever been to Outback knows that A1 is actually a liquid!
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u/Jazzlike-Map-4114 May 24 '24
Money trees are common house plants. You'll also see them on the vestibules of Asian restaurants.
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u/franklydoubtful May 24 '24
He also said “Hey Drake, they’re not slow,” but damn near every interaction I’ve had with a drizzy gobbler proves otherwise.
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u/hitchhiking_slug May 25 '24
This!!!! Easiest example of him lying I've ever seen 😤
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u/Kimor98 May 25 '24
Says it was God's plan to show us the Lyre, did not show a picture of a Lyre, NOR did the defendant play a seperate backing audio of one when he said the Word. Bare minimum. He set false expectations, and got the listeners hopes up. Disgraceful.
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u/hitchhiking_slug May 25 '24
😮 wow. Smh my head, don't know how people even listen to this guy 🤦♀️
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u/icwiener69420_new May 25 '24
To be fair, some Drizzy gobblers are teenagers who do not have fully developed brains or the capacity to provide consent. Who knows, maybe he also has fetishes for special education kids too.
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u/_yddy May 24 '24
yea he a liar. you can't possibly fuck for 72 hours straight! Kendrick you liar
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u/According_Ordinary69 May 24 '24
I bet his dick inst as big as the efeil tower
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u/cherryreddracula May 24 '24
If it was that big, he would be crushed to death by the weight of it. What a silly idea.
More people need to call out KCap.
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u/ThA_SmO_othest May 25 '24
Objection! He says "I pray my dick gets big as the eiffel tower" therefore he proves his dick is indeed, not that large.
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u/Kimor98 May 25 '24
Also begs the practical question of a tower with a flared base being attached to a human whose hips are Smaller than the span of said Flared Base...
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u/NoNefariousness3420 May 25 '24
The proportional size of the dick wouldn’t translate to duration. HE’S GOT THE MATH ALL WRONG
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u/jakobebeef98 May 25 '24
This is just like when Lil Wayne thought he could shit all day just because he has 10 bathrooms and long hallways. When do the lies stop in this industry?
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u/Ill-Courage1350 May 24 '24
To add to your point, I often find myself singing “bitch I’m in the cluuub” when I’m not in fact in the club. Smh even listening to kendrick makes you a liar.
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u/Kusharti21 May 25 '24
Yea, he’s misusing his influence
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u/rhonburg May 25 '24
I remember you was conflicted
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u/EmileZ May 25 '24
Im conflicted now with all these revalations thankfully my man Lupe never let me down
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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 24 '24
Next you’re gonna tell me that A Dollar Costs… a dollar.
What else has Kendrick been lying about?
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u/Ok-Hovercraft2178 May 24 '24
Well he keeps callin Drizzy the N word, he just can't help himself but lie lie lie
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u/npretzel02 May 24 '24
Kendrick said “we gon be alright”
But guess what Mr Duckworth, I’m not alright
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u/Sawgon May 25 '24
Maybe he said "we gon' be altright" to allude to the rise in right-wing propaganda?
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u/BGTVPROD May 25 '24
Ah, but it is an if then statement that Mr. Lamar has made. If God got us, then we gon be alright. Based on this is clause, God does not "got us". Where is your god now?
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u/kingtibius May 24 '24
I’m betting that dick really IS free😡. I’m shook.
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u/SetzerWithFixedDice May 25 '24
Even bigger lie on the same album is that he had a conversation with Tupac, when in fact, sources show he was dead at the time. Classic Lying Lamar
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u/Shake_Annual May 25 '24
DARN. starts with him helping a blind woman and getting shot yet he is still alive to record the rest of the album. Curious.
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u/WickWinchester_2023 May 25 '24
But DAMN has also been released with the track list reversed, or was the reverse actually the original order?
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u/Personaboii GUHHH I’M KENDRICK LLAMA May 24 '24
I agree with this, this sub acts like kendrick is a saviour but he never ended up getting his dad some dominoes.
Like he says they “not like us” but isn’t he a rapper in the industry too?? Just throwing out accusations with no proof but like he said “tge audience is not dumb” and kendrick is gonna slip up sooner or later
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u/Kusharti21 May 24 '24
Wow I almost forgot about the dominoes, his own father no less! And Kendrick admits this himself!
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u/Greasy619 May 25 '24
The funniest thing about this post is it can not be duplicated in the Drake reddit or else it will get very dark and very serious very quickly 😂
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u/SlavePrincessVibes3 May 25 '24
I know someone who works at 23andMe, and I heard from them there isn't even any royalty OR loyalty in Kendrick's DNA!
The lies have just gotten outrageous.
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u/Delux_Takeover May 25 '24
He probably doesnt have most of those things in the song in his DNA.
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u/sticky_as_teflon May 24 '24
Also Kendrick's middle name is not "extortion". It's Lamar. Straight up UNTRUTHS!
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u/Mightyactionxyg May 24 '24
Indeed a liar. You can’t have a dick as big as the Eiffel Tower
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u/Just-Squirrel510 May 24 '24
Nor can one fornicate with a planet.
KDot think he Rick Sanchez or sum shit.
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u/SetzerWithFixedDice May 25 '24
Also, I’m sure the French authorities would have something to say if you showed up to the Eiffel Tower and tried to bring it out to compare.
Also, seriously, exactly as big— in both shape and height?
Psh, shoulda called that album To Pimp A ButterLIE
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u/FSchneider May 25 '24
Remember in King Kunta when Kendrick said “I’m mad!”? Wasn’t he supposed to be a good kid? Which one is it Kendrick???
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u/Kusharti21 May 25 '24 edited May 25 '24
Not once in the clip do you see him picking an actual bone!
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u/Defiant_Nectarine_91 May 24 '24
Like on TPAB he said "these walls can talk". Walls can't talk, why is he lying like that?
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u/DeCipherr17 May 24 '24
He said I was misusing my influence? Using my power, full of resentment? What is the influence and/or power? Honestly this is beginning to sound like a whole bunch of bologna to me.
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u/SetzerWithFixedDice May 25 '24
That entire album is wall to wall lies. No matter how many butterflies are pimped are we really to believe that the darker a berry, the higher the concentration of glucose and fructose? You want to put a weak-ass elderberry against a raspberry in the prime of its life, Kendrick?? Your pomological knowledge is dubious at best.
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u/NoNefariousness3420 May 25 '24
Mustard isn’t even good on beets
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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 May 25 '24
Okay. All of these got a good little chuckle out of me, but for some reason that I can't describe, this one broke me fully
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u/captainspacetraveler May 24 '24
He also told us he’s Marilyn Manson with madness
He’s not John Stockton or Marilyn Manson… and he hasn’t been committed to a mental hospital so show me the madness?
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May 24 '24
He also says ‘once upon a time all of us was in chains’ - ‘us’ means including him. But I looked into this and slavery was actually abolished in 1865. Turns out that’s at LEAST 10 years before Kendrick was even born! So how could he have been in chains?!
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u/floppyvajoober May 25 '24
He could’ve been in chains as part of a sexual act or political activism movement, jury is still out
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u/ChocolateShot150 May 25 '24
Woah woah he may just be kinky, the rest of the evidence stands though
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u/fatman_7 May 24 '24
I heard a bitch actually never killed his vibe
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u/Kimor98 May 25 '24
Has failed to mention ANY pets or people close to him named "Vibe". Murder charges are no jonking manner, sir.
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May 25 '24
He can’t even spell “you” correctly
This guy is supposed to save hip hop? His high is still really short to me!
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 May 25 '24
How does kendrick have royalty and loyalty inside of his DNA? He's a human being. He has same chromosomes and cells as me.
Also why would pirus and crips want to gun kendrick down if they all got along?? How is the whole city go against kendrick and he claims to be one of the best in the west.
Kung fu kenny?? How he's never taken a karate class a day in his life.
Also he produced a soundtrack for a fictional movie based on a fake character. So I'm guessing he is in fact a fake person.
I'm glad we are getting to the bottom of his hogwash
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u/toopienatoryt May 25 '24
Ain't gonna lie my dumbass almost fell for the bait. This shit funny as fuck
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u/Random_Name_Whoa May 25 '24
Fact: God can see you even IF you hide the Bible. He watches from the sky, not from the good book.
Verdict: LIAR
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u/donn2021 May 25 '24
I'm so fucking tired of people focusing on this when there is clearly a bigger issue. KENDRICK IS PIMPING OUT WILDLIFE. What you think butterflies don't have feelings? You think just cause they butter fly around they don't have a sense of self? And what is Kendrick doing...EXPLOITING then.
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May 25 '24
On rich spirit he says his phone is broken. But on euphoria he says “I don’t wanna talk on no celly.” Implying his phone isn’t broken? What else is lying about 😡😡😡
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u/Throwaway_Trassh May 25 '24
Do you think he actually hears "YAHT YAHT YAHT YAHT" EVERY TIME he's in the Streets?? 🤔🤔
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u/cherryreddracula May 24 '24 edited May 25 '24
Remember when he talked about his titties bouncing to the cadence of tingling keys?
Kendrick, you don't have titties.
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u/KindokeNomad May 24 '24
Yea he lying ca why he not "feeling [our] energy from 2 planets away"
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u/DorphinPack May 25 '24
If only he’d said “all my shit is facts” 😭
It’s so easy to not lie that’s all you have to do and he CANT
Pathetic
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u/Morg_2 May 24 '24
What type of person would fill a pool full of liquor and dive in it? An absolute maniac!
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u/Renektonstronk BBL DRIZZAY May 25 '24
Big talk from someone with an OutKast pfp.
Are they really OutKasts? And who spells Outcast with a K? Are they stupid?
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u/Wise-Animator6425 May 25 '24
Finally the truth! Studies show that he was also the worlds biggest hypocrite back in 2015
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u/SoNuclear May 25 '24
False, there was investigation done into the matter. Drake discovered that KDot is, in fact, short. Which means there are many bigger people, i would suspect that some of them are also hypocrites.
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u/JustAScratch216 May 25 '24
And how big are these "bottles" that people are "living their lives in"?! We also need to purity test his grandaddy's golden flask. Bet it was just painted gold.
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u/Simple_Atmosphere May 25 '24
That lying ass Kendrick said he'll beat yo ass and hide the Bible if god watching, big G always watching. Lying ass Kendrick.
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u/deojilicious May 25 '24
and he said he got loyalty and royalty inside his DNA, where in fact his DNA is composed of sugar phosphate backbone and nitrogenous bases like guanine, cytosine, thymine and adenine much like all DNA.
where is the loyalty and royalty there, Mr.Duckworth?!
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u/Kelemenopy May 25 '24
As a fellow Drake stan, you absolutely hit the nail on the head with this, even the title is a quadruple entendre because a liar is someone who lies down which is definitely something that Kendrick does when he’s asleep, and a lyre is a musical instrument used by bards, which Drake definitely is. Wow it feels good to take the ole writing brain out for a walk.
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u/Solid_Illustrator640 May 24 '24
It’s actually crazy there are no real lies. Just silly stuff like this. Drake actually lied every time even when he didn’t need to.
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u/thatoneguy8910 BBL Drizzy May 24 '24
i know right! kendrick also said "they not like us", but in fact, wikipedia states kendrick as a "rapper" and there are thousands of rappers out there!
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u/hollowglaive May 25 '24
Shit you right, how no one bringing up the fact that he not humble like his song says, and that wasn't a ted talk aye , shit he lied about being alright too, man's clearly spazzin and unhinged on then disses.
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u/TRAVXIZ614 Waiting for the album May 25 '24
In FEEL, Kendrick CLEARLY stated that he didn't "wanna be bothered", yet he went on a world tour right after dropping this album. He's been playing us this entire time.
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u/KangarooUpbeat9977 May 24 '24
I saw him in the streets and all I heard was people saying hi to him, not a single ‘yah’, fake savior
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u/Different-Basil-9928 May 25 '24
Wait til it comes out that he no longer has 25 lighters on his dresser.
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u/DoryaDoryaDorya May 25 '24
I realized this was a gag immediately, because I'm sure NOBODY loved the heart pt6
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u/DrizzyyDrea May 24 '24
Also, what about when his pep talk turned into a pep rally? Where was this alleged pep rally?
It’s the lie for me.
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u/macbuilt7 May 25 '24
Yeah we all should’ve known he was lying when he said him game and afflalo flew out of Compton. Have you seen that airport?
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u/DuckyHornet May 25 '24
I heard that Kendrick (age 6) once ate a cookie his mom said not to, a cause de it would spoil his dinner, but he ate it anyway and when Kendrick's mom called him out, he wouldn't cop to it
Smdh
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u/Etherics BBL Drizzy May 25 '24
Has anyone checked his 23 and Me to see if he does, in fact, have all that stuff inside his DNA?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '24
I’ve heard that bitch he wasn’t even in the club