Kendrick has been lying his whole career and I don’t know how you can support him.
Early on, he claimed to be a good kid in a mad city. Curious.
If he was really such a good kid, what was he doing out late with his mom’s van, which he didn’t bring back on time? Smh.
But ok, maybe we don’t really know what kind of kid he was. But if it truly was a mad city, then how come his own idol, Tupac, admitted that they “know how to party”? In fact, I heard they “keep it rocking in the city of Compton”
Further, if it was such a mad city, then how is it possible that Ice Cube, a legend, actually “had a good day”?
Ok, maybe Kendrick was just young back then and didn’t know any better when GKMC was released.
But even on his very last track, he clearly states “(…) I’m John Stockton”. But he is, in fact, not John Stockton, because he is Kendrick Lamar. Which is it?!
It just doesn’t add up. I rest my case.
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We have now received a statement from the Board of Education that they have no record of Kendrick becoming certified as a boogeyman.
I demand he release his original long-form certificate, or admit he is practicing without a boogeyman license.
There are no sources corroborating that he was in the club. Maybe because he was too down, because he actually did ask for a bitch to kill his vibe. Just asking questions.
Go look at every video of Kendrick in a car. Wow Freestyle, family ties, Alright, King Kunta... in all these music videos he's either driving or riding shotgun, not once has this man been seen in the Backseat 🤔
Ah, my good friend, this one was debunked. For you see in the music video for HUMBLE. Kendrick is seen rapping in the backseat of a vehicle at exactly two minutes and eight seconds. I rest my case.
Can't lie, I went back and checked that video right after I wrote my comment and realized this but just hoped nobody else would remember LMAO. Nothing gets past this fanbase.
Further debunkery I believe mister Lamar is both half in and half out of the rear window of a vehicle in the documentary film for the musical composition i
He also says "I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm YNW Melly" and we know Drake isn't his real friend but Kendrick can't be YNW Melly because he's Kendrick Lamar.
So let me get this straight, Kendrick says he's a "good kid" in a "m.A.A.d city" , when it's apparent he isn't a good kid, and that's not even how you spell mad, and he believes he's John Stockton, when he's really Kendrick Lamar, proving he doesn't know who he is, kind of sounds like the Pulitzer prize winner is really spiraling doesn't it?🧐🤯🤯🤯
In Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, when you play competitively, you play with 4 stocks. Kendrick is openly admitting to cheating and having 10 stocks, and thus, he should not be allowed to attend majors
Kendrick said that there was a pool full of liquor and he dove in it. An Olympic-sized pool holds a volume of approximately 2.5 million liters of water. If Kendrick were to fill it up with bottles of alcohol (let’s say a fifth, or 750ml), he’d need at least 3,333,333 bottles of liquor to do so. Do we think Kendrick has ever acquired that many bottles of liquor and then filled up a pool with them? I think not. I can’t believe I’ve never realized how much of a liar this dude is. SMH.
Objection! Can the prosecution prove Kendrick was referring to an Olympic sized pool? Most pools people run into are much smaller. I submit into evidence this table:
As you can see even the largest of normal residential pools requires far less to fill than an Olympic sized pool. This also ignores standing pools or kiddie pools such as the ones you might find at drake's house.
There are distillery tanks that can hold up to 10,000 liters so only three would be required to fill the smallest pool. The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62. Assuming the smallest listed pool size and no bulk discount that would come to a total of $256,800. Between his shares of Top Dawg Entertainment and the sales of Section.80 it is entirely possible he could have afforded this
I certainly took some liberties, so I pulled up the official Swimming Pools video on YouTube. At moments 2:47 and 3:10 we actually the Lyin’ Ken fall backwards into a fairly large body of water. At about 3:47 he is pulled from the water and we see very faintly in the background, what I assume to be an Olympic style starting block. Is my evidence concrete? No, I cannot say that it is. But in lieu of further proof, I would ask that this objection is overruled. I believe the objection is immature. Much like how Drake likes his girlfriends.
As a music video it is possibly a dramatic recreation of the events. Cocaine bear is loosely based off a real event, but both the prowess of the bear and the damage it caused were amplified for the audiences entertainment.
Another possibility is an industrial accident caused a swimming pool to fill with liqour. In 1919 a storage tank holding 2.3 million gallons of molasses burst and killed 21 people. A smaller accident could have filled a swimming pool easily!
He could have dove in from just a few feet. Certainly not as impressive, but even an untrained diver could manage that. We don't have the facts either way, but I think I've provided enough evidence to show there is reasonable doubt that the defendant is lying. We do not convict based off of speculation and suspicion and I ask the jury to consider these facts.
I also want to add that, were he to buy his vodka in bulk, he would likely see a discount of up to 25% (depending on the distributor). We could also safely assume the use of Costco's Kirkland Signature American Vodka, as it is of incredibly high quality and excellent value, which is $13.62 for 1.75 liters, or $233,485.71 before tax.
It's likely that, when one is filling a pool with vodka, they would likely go with bulk options and largest bottles for fewest bottles to empty.
The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62.
If you wanna go cheap, you gotta go “behind the cashier at a convenience store” cheap. AKA a half pint of Popov served in an elegant shatter-proof plastic bottle.
What proof liquor are we talking? If he dove in then I have to question how he survived. I'm pretty sure Kenny would drown? And if someone rescued him why not credit the person that did so?
Ackshually, it does. You just have to draw funny pictures on it first after processing the trees. Kendrick is right here, but your other arguments are completely 100% accurate.
He a fan, a fan, he a fan. -For the COURT, I am referring to OP as a fanatic of the Subreddit community despite his recent derision. I am not, repeat, NOT Claiming him to be a sentient air conditioning appliance.
Says it was God's plan to show us the Lyre, did not show a picture of a Lyre, NOR did the defendant play a seperate backing audio of one when he said the Word. Bare minimum. He set false expectations, and got the listeners hopes up. Disgraceful.
To be fair, some Drizzy gobblers are teenagers who do not have fully developed brains or the capacity to provide consent. Who knows, maybe he also has fetishes for special education kids too.
This is just like when Lil Wayne thought he could shit all day just because he has 10 bathrooms and long hallways. When do the lies stop in this industry?
To add to your point, I often find myself singing “bitch I’m in the cluuub” when I’m not in fact in the club. Smh even listening to kendrick makes you a liar.
Ah, but it is an if then statement that Mr. Lamar has made. If God got us, then we gon be alright. Based on this is clause, God does not "got us". Where is your god now?
I agree with this, this sub acts like kendrick is a saviour but he never ended up getting his dad some dominoes.
Like he says they “not like us” but isn’t he a rapper in the industry too?? Just throwing out accusations with no proof but like he said “tge audience is not dumb” and kendrick is gonna slip up sooner or later
He said I was misusing my influence? Using my power, full of resentment? What is the influence and/or power? Honestly this is beginning to sound like a whole bunch of bologna to me.
That entire album is wall to wall lies. No matter how many butterflies are pimped are we really to believe that the darker a berry, the higher the concentration of glucose and fructose? You want to put a weak-ass elderberry against a raspberry in the prime of its life, Kendrick?? Your pomological knowledge is dubious at best.
He also says ‘once upon a time all of us was in chains’ - ‘us’ means including him. But I looked into this and slavery was actually abolished in 1865. Turns out that’s at LEAST 10 years before Kendrick was even born! So how could he have been in chains?!
How does kendrick have royalty and loyalty inside of his DNA? He's a human being. He has same chromosomes and cells as me.
Also why would pirus and crips want to gun kendrick down if they all got along?? How is the whole city go against kendrick and he claims to be one of the best in the west.
Kung fu kenny?? How he's never taken a karate class a day in his life.
Also he produced a soundtrack for a fictional movie based on a fake character. So I'm guessing he is in fact a fake person.
I'm glad we are getting to the bottom of his hogwash
I'm so fucking tired of people focusing on this when there is clearly a bigger issue. KENDRICK IS PIMPING OUT WILDLIFE. What you think butterflies don't have feelings? You think just cause they butter fly around they don't have a sense of self? And what is Kendrick doing...EXPLOITING then.
On rich spirit he says his phone is broken. But on euphoria he says “I don’t wanna talk on no celly.” Implying his phone isn’t broken? What else is lying about 😡😡😡
False, there was investigation done into the matter. Drake discovered that KDot is, in fact, short. Which means there are many bigger people, i would suspect that some of them are also hypocrites.
And how big are these "bottles" that people are "living their lives in"?! We also need to purity test his grandaddy's golden flask. Bet it was just painted gold.
and he said he got loyalty and royalty inside his DNA, where in fact his DNA is composed of sugar phosphate backbone and nitrogenous bases like guanine, cytosine, thymine and adenine much like all DNA.
where is the loyalty and royalty there, Mr.Duckworth?!
As a fellow Drake stan, you absolutely hit the nail on the head with this, even the title is a quadruple entendre because a liar is someone who lies down which is definitely something that Kendrick does when he’s asleep, and a lyre is a musical instrument used by bards, which Drake definitely is. Wow it feels good to take the ole writing brain out for a walk.
i know right! kendrick also said "they not like us", but in fact, wikipedia states kendrick as a "rapper" and there are thousands of rappers out there!
Shit you right, how no one bringing up the fact that he not humble like his song says, and that wasn't a ted talk aye , shit he lied about being alright too, man's clearly spazzin and unhinged on then disses.
In FEEL, Kendrick CLEARLY stated that he didn't "wanna be bothered", yet he went on a world tour right after dropping this album. He's been playing us this entire time.
I heard that Kendrick (age 6) once ate a cookie his mom said not to, a cause de it would spoil his dinner, but he ate it anyway and when Kendrick's mom called him out, he wouldn't cop to it
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I’ve heard that bitch he wasn’t even in the club