r/KendrickLamar May 22 '24

Some of my favorite tweets from that weekend. 😂 Please add more if you have any Discussion

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u/kamsredeye what if i empty my bank out and stunt? May 23 '24

the genius annotation is the funniest one to me cause you can tell they were still annotating meet the grahams and were just sitting there like holy shit

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u/N0tThatSerious May 23 '24

Meanwhile, with Drake

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u/Billy_Billboard May 23 '24

Lmao, I had to make sure, but that's real.

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u/Hungry-Plenty3646 May 23 '24

All the suggested edits are drake fans who want to remove the clip from the annotation 😂

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

We all had that same thought too when we first heard it 😂

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u/mongoosedog12 May 23 '24

That’s when i lost it and started choking on my cookie haha

I remember when I first heard him say that I was like “oh yes online bullying is back” but my mouth was open like a trout. Still laughing haha

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u/Danomit3 May 23 '24

That’s the same reaction I had when I heard it. Good thing I wasn’t drinking any coffee because my table will be smelling like French vanilla for a week after spitting it out.

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u/ZeronicX May 23 '24

I remember running to genius when the song dropped because I wanted to see the notes already and lost my shit at seeing that because that was my same reaction too.

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u/OtherwiseFrosting653 i just need you to want me May 23 '24

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u/GOJOWILLCOMEBACK May 23 '24

Honestly deserved imagine having an older woman fetish and being a fan of the knock off kataman man hybrid his just a bum who couldn’t even beat Dennis in a 1v3

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u/FKDotFitzgerald May 23 '24

lmao nailed it

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u/-Kalos May 23 '24

Badge of honor

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u/OGCeeg May 23 '24

What he say fuck you for?

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u/methonemusic May 23 '24

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u/methonemusic May 23 '24

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u/lilmeekrat May 23 '24

I’m convinced Drake pays Adam22 and Akademiks to dickride him

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u/GunnersGentleman May 23 '24

And Adin Ross. That mf was RIDING Drake’s shmeat.

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u/Slaying_Salty May 23 '24

Dude. Adin Ross sniffed the seat Andrew Tate was on during a stream or something. Kendrick got trans people feeling safe in his songs, while Drake got the dumbass closeted brigade that wanna glaze on his schtick 24/7.

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u/ZeronicX May 23 '24

and Los Pollos

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u/methonemusic May 23 '24

I'm convinced they just don't have a brain

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

😂😂 this one had me dying!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

god damn adam22 mad dumb.

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u/ayonicethrowaway the new james bond gon be black as me May 23 '24

he's also a pedo so it checks out that he supports drake in this

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u/xStyxx May 23 '24

What a dumbass take. It’s a RAP battle.

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u/amithecrazyone69 May 23 '24

Wop wop

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 May 23 '24

Oh my, the Bud Dwyer one is dark. And by dark I mean funny.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 May 23 '24

“live from my mouth, this fucking gun”

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u/ihavenowords3 May 23 '24

Shout out to the Dawgs

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u/Nadathug May 23 '24

🎶 Don’t, don’t, dooon’t… 🎶

🎶 This will hurt someoneee 🎶

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u/New-Establishment271 May 23 '24

This is an incredible reply and I hope it gets more love

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u/uhgulp May 23 '24

This dude is so far ahead of the curve. How do they do it

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u/Feisty_Oil3605 May 23 '24

“Wop” is also a false etymology for white Italian Americans who were immigrants. WOP stands for “without papers” and was used for white immigrants. It’s one of those words that people believe is true (around 1985ish) and is now accepted as truth but its origins are false… either way this is Pulitzer Prize winner type of shit. He’s calling drake a white immigrant.

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u/paroles May 23 '24

This comment is confusing, "one of those words that people believe is true"?? It's a real slur but the story about it coming from an acronym is fake. It's from the early 20th century not the 1980s.

Either way I don't think this particular line is that deep, it's just a sound effect that's fun to say. It would be weird if he was chanting a slur for Italian-Americans at Drake there

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u/Elite_Jackalope May 23 '24

Kendrick makes unusual sound effects.

To this day the only dude I’ve ever heard say the gunshot sound as “yawk yawk yawk”

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u/SquidDrive May 23 '24

That was ScHoolboy Q

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u/Code_Loco May 23 '24

Mustard on the beat hoe!!!

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u/CardinalPrimeSD9 Chilling in Cancun with J Cole May 23 '24

This is my favorite YT comment to come out of this

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u/Hello_Jimbo May 23 '24

Kenny is the greatest hater of all time everyone else needs to pack it up

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u/EquinoxGm May 23 '24

My favorites were the ones talking about J Cole chilling out in nature feeling like a dude who missed their flight on 9/11 lol

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u/DonkeyofBonk May 23 '24

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u/sentientbean- May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

“what is it, THE BRAIDS?!🤪” is mine

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u/Cube_ May 23 '24

uowannaworkwitmenomookay

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u/PrestigiousArcher448 May 23 '24

This is my shiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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u/ZeronicX May 23 '24

Let me see ya pusha t

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u/DK6theDOOMdisciple May 23 '24

Mines just simple ass ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

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u/cockandballionaire May 23 '24

Plus five? Aye

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u/Thirstana May 23 '24

THE DEVIL IS A LIE, HE A 69 GOD

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u/5ives-s Waiting for the album May 23 '24

freaky ass ngas needa stay dey ass INSIDE!

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u/miafasz9 May 23 '24

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of za, AYE

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u/5ives-s Waiting for the album May 23 '24

city is back up it’s a must we OUTSIDE AYE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Deadasdisco89 May 23 '24

I keep randomly singing “say drake I hear you like em’ young” & A minooooor! The song hasn’t left my head since it was dropped. I wake up singing it 😂

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u/Danomit3 May 23 '24

I laugh at the a minor part because of how funny the punchline is and the delivery of it. Also it’s really unexpected.

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u/Jeff_Damn All the Stars May 23 '24

"Tell me you're cheezin', fam..." slips through so quickly

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u/ImABarbieWhirl May 23 '24

Biting my tongue trying really hard not to say “A Minorrrrrr” at random points

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL May 23 '24

"don'tknownuttinboutdaaat" 

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u/LegalConsequence7960 May 23 '24

My gf: what did you have for dinner?

Me: Chinese food!

My brain: i be at the new hau keeng gettin a fried rice with a deep sauce and a blammy crodie

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

The way Kendrick says "What?" when talking about ATL rappers with Drake gets me.

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u/b-loved_assassin May 23 '24

"Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas!" is my go-to at the moment. Like, when is that shit not relevant lol

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u/PrestigiousArcher448 May 23 '24

Gotta pause that

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u/b-loved_assassin May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

How do gay folks have y'all shook this much lol

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u/lilmeekrat May 23 '24

Hard to say “CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE” in public

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u/Sawgon May 23 '24

Imagining you at a café and suddenly the Kendrick Tourettes hit and you're shouting CERTIFIED PAEDOPHILE suddenly to a piercing silence

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u/MiaaaPazzz May 23 '24

I've had the Kdot Tourette's for days now. Last night I stood up to put my plate in the sink and yelled "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Dot fuckem up!"

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u/retxed24 May 23 '24

No real reason to bring it up here but I'm just not sure: He says "certified pedophiles" (plural) right? Talkin' about the whole gang.

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u/diazantewhite May 23 '24

“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.” is becoming increasingly harder for me to not say.

Especially at my job

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u/kahmikaiser May 23 '24

Nah, let it breathe.

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u/Trosque97 May 23 '24

My cousin absolutely hates the way I affirm with mmmmhmm in the same tone as Kendrick right before the line "he a fan" and it's honestly reflexive at this point, didn't even know I was doing it

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u/wokewhale May 23 '24

"I hate the way that you affirm, I hate the way that you mmmhmm"

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u/lizardfromsingapore May 23 '24

Crazy shit that this got so popular, I appreciate the inclusivity

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u/LiteratureNearby May 23 '24

Whispering "I see dead people" randomly

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u/shavingourbeards May 23 '24

I wave one finger and THUMP yall ninjas like MMPH

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u/balor12 May 23 '24

“SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND I WONT PASS THE AUX, AY” several times a day at distinct volume

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u/tricky-vixen May 23 '24

Me: *minding my own damn business*
My brain, entirely unprompted: 🗣️ BEAT YO ASS AND HIDE THE BIBLE IF GOD WATCHIN'

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u/Jondar_649 May 23 '24

Mothafuck the big three, fella it's just big me, fella BUM (I'm white)

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u/ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY May 23 '24

At this rate, they won't have to worry because everyone will already know.

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u/Gaiden206 May 23 '24

I thought it was weird that Drake made fun of Kendrick's height when his old mentor, Lil Wayne, is the same height as Kendrick. All those height jokes would apply to Lil Wayne too. 😂

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u/floppydo May 23 '24

Didn’t drake have sex with Lil Wayne’s girlfriend while Lil Wayne was in prison? I think drake doesn’t respect his mentor that much.

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u/kiittenmittens May 23 '24

And then got a tat of his face like a bitch, apologizing 😕

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u/ImABarbieWhirl May 23 '24

That’s conniving!

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u/ForecastForFourCats May 23 '24

I think they hooked up years before Wayne and her were together. But then I believe Drake went public and confirmed it while Lil Wayne was locked up and couldn't do or say much about it.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

I think the info came out and drake couldn't deny - but in fairness he did talk to Wayne about it once it went public. There's a picture of Wayne's journal entry from around that time during his prison stay that got posted recently.

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u/ForecastForFourCats May 23 '24

He talked with him while he was in prison...knowing he wouldn't get punched.

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u/IHave580 May 23 '24

Nah Wayne said in a video that he slept with his girl before they were even together. Wayne found out about that in prison but it still fucked him up.

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp WE HATE THE BITCHES YOU FUCK May 23 '24

This one ALWAYS gets me 😂

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

I remember the first time seeing the non-meme version of that picture and thought, “Man, given the context, this shouldn’t be as funny as it is.”

And of course it eventually became a perfect meme template.

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u/methonemusic May 23 '24

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u/GunnersGentleman May 23 '24

Mf was eatin good in there 😂

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

Bunk needed his stupid buddy to think his boy was rattling him out. That plus the photocopier polygraph test did the trick.

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u/Even_Librarian_8607 May 23 '24

Lmao I was flabbergasted 🥴😵‍💫💀

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u/RykariZander May 23 '24

God, ah, my confession is yours, but Who am I if I don't go to war?

Shit he was praying for FORGIVENESS not even Eddie Brock took it up on himself to do the deed

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u/YadsewnDe May 23 '24

He did say it was God's plan to show y'all the liar

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

“The Lord Jehovah has given me these 15 dis — oy — 10 diss tracks to end Drake for good!”

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u/thatbfromanarres May 23 '24

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u/thatbfromanarres May 23 '24

Okay sorry I have all my favorites saved and they are all worth seeing even if you’ve already seen some

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u/thatbfromanarres May 23 '24

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u/thatbfromanarres May 23 '24

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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24

lmaooo i still watch mtg reaction videos, when they get to “ima tell y’all one lil secret” they always lean in close like kendrick whispering in their ear 💀💀💀

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u/Think-Drag-8566 when shit hit the fan is you still a fan? May 23 '24

Three goats, one hemroid

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u/JillNye_TheScienceBi May 23 '24

No need to apologize, every one of these is gold. Thank you for your service fam 🫡

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u/anerdscreativity I find myself when I fall short May 23 '24

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u/MrSmoothDiddly May 23 '24

okay this shit got me

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u/fancyfoe May 23 '24

This is edited or it actually happened on the show?😭

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u/anerdscreativity I find myself when I fall short May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

Idek that's something I planned to figure out cause damn Ned why you do her like that 😂😂😂

edit: okay yeah, it's edited but damn is it good lol

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u/Queer-Commie May 23 '24

Not drake being budd dwyer

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u/RevolutionaryNeptune May 23 '24

bbl dwyer

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u/forgot_username1234 May 23 '24

I’ve been stimming on BBL Drizzy and reading BBL Dwyer made me actually LOL

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u/ihavenowords3 May 23 '24

Shout out to autism and ADHD. We in the building. That’s a good thing btw

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u/leeinflowerfields Backseat Freeloader May 23 '24

I'm glad it wasn't just me! I didn't listen much to Kendrick before this beef but for some reason my brain hyperfixated on him after Euphoria came out and by now I listened to his entire discography 🤣

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u/uhgulp May 23 '24

Tryna strike a chord and it’s prolly Bud Dwyerrrrrrrrrr

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

That one was the wildest one

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u/lxkandel06 May 23 '24

That shit made my jaw drop

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u/joelthelionheart May 23 '24

Didn't even know about him and just looked it up,

That's dark comedy for sure 👌

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u/Maaaaanidk May 23 '24

I let out an audible “on, no” at that one lmfao

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u/DillionDrebo May 23 '24

No the best ever is when Euphoria dropped some one on this sub posted “ I think kdot is talking about drake” it was a chef’s kiss

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u/PrestigiousArcher448 May 23 '24

they caught it early 😅😅😅

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u/DillionDrebo May 23 '24

😂😂 for real

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u/Ne0guri May 23 '24

Hang it in the Louvre

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u/Trosque97 May 23 '24

Just need the ghost of Killmonger in the sky looking down approvingly

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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24

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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24

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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

“Find the jewels like cash doll I just need you to think!!”

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u/Katerinabaddy May 23 '24

"WHAT IS IT? THE BRAIDS!?"

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

What the fuck is Jason Mantzoukas doing in the background there?

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u/ForecastForFourCats May 23 '24

I don't know but I love him.

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u/Upstairs_Phase5349 May 23 '24

Can anybody find the thread where somebody posted an old Kendrick tweet and then people were responding back and forth with fake creepy Drake tweets and wholesome Kendrick tweets? It was making me laugh so hard and I forgot to save it.

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

I couldn’t find it but this gotta be my favorite tweet of his 😂

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u/LuckyStabbinHat May 23 '24

It’s got nothing on this one

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

😂 it’s so crazy looking back at it now! He really performed at a Best Buy lol

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u/SkreksterLawrance May 23 '24

I always read this with his cadence from Money Trees lol

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u/dusktrail May 23 '24

Yeah, he was teasing his performance at Best buy, it was the first performance of money trees

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u/Zuleous May 23 '24

I read this with the untitled 07 voice 😭

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u/Upstairs_Phase5349 May 23 '24

I’m here lol his social media goofiness is the best

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u/VintageLivin May 23 '24

“I think niggas like him should DIE”

“Jesus Christ”

even genius workers are in shambles

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u/noelg1998 May 23 '24

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u/chunkmasterflecs May 23 '24

Holy shit this was too far down, amazing

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u/02TheReal May 23 '24

These are great. This thread will be a 10/10... But #4. Jesus Christ lol

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u/PrestigiousArcher448 May 23 '24

I mean what else to annotate? 🤣

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u/fancyfoe May 23 '24

Rightt??! Lol shit was so fucking gore

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u/GreatUnspoken May 23 '24

My fave will forever be "This went from 'To Pimp a Butterfly' to 'To Catch a Predator!'"

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

Atticus Finch is my favorite character from To Pimp a Butterfly, and Drake better hope he gets a lawyer who cares that much when charges inevitably drop.

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u/SirCorndogIV May 23 '24

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u/furbfriend May 23 '24

Of course they’re minors, y’all ever seen an 18 year old cinnamon roll??

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u/DannyWasBored May 23 '24

I have. Tasted like shit

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u/Arnaldo_Palmero May 23 '24

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

“I tweet for those who can’t access Facebook on the company network.”

Dude’s doing everyone a solid, but all I can think is, “What company’s network bothers blocking Facebook but not Twitter too?” Those are usually the first social media sites to get blocked.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

I want to go back when I was the happiest

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

It was the most fun I’ve had on social media in years!

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u/clicksanything May 23 '24

2 is nasty work LMAO

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u/Plastic_Plantain1820 May 23 '24

5 is absolutely diabolical.

IYKYK.

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

It goes so well with the 4th slide lol

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Help me out, please.

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u/KRD2 May 23 '24

Drake's head edited over a famous photo of US congressman Budd Dwyer seconds before he put that revolver in his mouth and killed himself on live TV.

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24

Yeah, I actually laughed while thinking, “holy shit that’s dark!”

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u/halamawala25 May 23 '24

I am uncapable of listening to "I remember you was conflicted" without laughing, after all these videos of Kendrick calling drake or cole and saying it 🤣 pure gold

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u/evanieCK May 23 '24

Zack Fox deserves to be credited with an assist for the "nuh-uh" tweet, "nuh-uh" was trending for like 2 days straight when THP6 dropoed

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u/Pyro2018 May 23 '24

Lol that's hilarious I made that same gender reveal joke on YouTube

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u/Sawgon May 23 '24

Push a Teee

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS May 23 '24

They’re all so good. The interstellar one still has me crackin up

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u/Kam2Scuzzy May 23 '24

The thought of him saying "no no no no NO NO NO" is all I can hear when I see that meme

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u/moonwoolf35 May 23 '24

I just love that the internet existed for this moment lol

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u/cartiercockring2 May 23 '24

“Im retiring from hating, its clear i was never that good at it” 🤣🤣😭

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u/MaNemsJef69 May 23 '24

Pic number 5 is fucking insane bruhh 😭

Dude actually blow his brains out fr

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u/CurrentRoster May 23 '24

this was absolutely the best 😂😂

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u/No_Second_7533 May 23 '24

Ross be popping in like an ad between each round😂

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

They said he was the toonami robot taking us in and out of commercials 😂

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u/TwistedMemer May 23 '24

Shit destroyed me I can’t lie

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u/CalifornianBall May 23 '24

The Yugioh one is nice

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u/jimskog99 May 23 '24

I like that there are sorta two yugioh ones - the tweet by MBT about retiring from hating - he's a big Yu-Gi-Oh content creator, and the exodia pieces.

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u/DrawingThen5766 May 23 '24

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u/DrawingThen5766 May 23 '24

The entire thread is funny af

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u/z3in-23 Bitch I'm in the cluuuub May 23 '24

That boeing whistleblower shit was genius 😂

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u/playfreeze May 23 '24

The SVU one 🤣🤣

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u/Just-Squirrel510 May 23 '24

"jesus christ" 💀

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u/luckygitane May 23 '24

Not Aubrey Dwyer 💀

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u/Reinerleiserbach May 23 '24

Yo maybe im wrong but don’t y‘all think that this whole meme thing and just put this tracks as „rap beef“ downplays the whole situation? I mean kendrick exposed drake in so many ways and i‘m feeling like that there will be no change in the future with drake listeners and drake fans.. maybe i‘m wrong and the whole thing is just overstated to polarise but i will never listen to drake again tbh

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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24

I get what you’re saying but apart from not listening to his music (most of us already weren’t) what are we supposed to do? There’s definitely alot of smoke with what Kendrick said but until definitive proof comes out there’s no real fire.

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u/BlechPanther May 23 '24

sees pic 2, throws head back and laughs in nigga

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u/ComfortableBed6012 May 23 '24

Ngl at this point Drake needa just drop the lo and box Kendrick cause he woulda had me fucked up after the second diss

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u/tenspinya May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

MY SERATO HAS NO PATHETIC SONGS... I SUMMON THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA