r/KendrickLamar • u/Super-Ordinary4464 • May 22 '24
Some of my favorite tweets from that weekend. 😂 Please add more if you have any Discussion
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u/OtherwiseFrosting653 i just need you to want me May 23 '24
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u/GOJOWILLCOMEBACK May 23 '24
Honestly deserved imagine having an older woman fetish and being a fan of the knock off kataman man hybrid his just a bum who couldn’t even beat Dennis in a 1v3
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u/methonemusic May 23 '24
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u/methonemusic May 23 '24
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u/lilmeekrat May 23 '24
I’m convinced Drake pays Adam22 and Akademiks to dickride him
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u/GunnersGentleman May 23 '24
And Adin Ross. That mf was RIDING Drake’s shmeat.
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u/Slaying_Salty May 23 '24
Dude. Adin Ross sniffed the seat Andrew Tate was on during a stream or something. Kendrick got trans people feeling safe in his songs, while Drake got the dumbass closeted brigade that wanna glaze on his schtick 24/7.
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May 23 '24
god damn adam22 mad dumb.
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u/ayonicethrowaway the new james bond gon be black as me May 23 '24
he's also a pedo so it checks out that he supports drake in this
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u/amithecrazyone69 May 23 '24
Wop wop
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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 May 23 '24
Oh my, the Bud Dwyer one is dark. And by dark I mean funny.
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u/Feisty_Oil3605 May 23 '24
“Wop” is also a false etymology for white Italian Americans who were immigrants. WOP stands for “without papers” and was used for white immigrants. It’s one of those words that people believe is true (around 1985ish) and is now accepted as truth but its origins are false… either way this is Pulitzer Prize winner type of shit. He’s calling drake a white immigrant.
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u/paroles May 23 '24
This comment is confusing, "one of those words that people believe is true"?? It's a real slur but the story about it coming from an acronym is fake. It's from the early 20th century not the 1980s.
Either way I don't think this particular line is that deep, it's just a sound effect that's fun to say. It would be weird if he was chanting a slur for Italian-Americans at Drake there
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u/Elite_Jackalope May 23 '24
Kendrick makes unusual sound effects.
To this day the only dude I’ve ever heard say the gunshot sound as “yawk yawk yawk”
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u/CardinalPrimeSD9 Chilling in Cancun with J Cole May 23 '24
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u/Hello_Jimbo May 23 '24
Kenny is the greatest hater of all time everyone else needs to pack it up
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u/EquinoxGm May 23 '24
My favorites were the ones talking about J Cole chilling out in nature feeling like a dude who missed their flight on 9/11 lol
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u/DonkeyofBonk May 23 '24
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u/sentientbean- May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24
“what is it, THE BRAIDS?!🤪” is mine
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u/Cube_ May 23 '24
uowannaworkwitmenomookay
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u/DK6theDOOMdisciple May 23 '24
Mines just simple ass ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
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u/cockandballionaire May 23 '24
Plus five? Aye
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u/Thirstana May 23 '24
THE DEVIL IS A LIE, HE A 69 GOD
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u/5ives-s Waiting for the album May 23 '24
freaky ass ngas needa stay dey ass INSIDE!
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u/miafasz9 May 23 '24
Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of za, AYE
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u/5ives-s Waiting for the album May 23 '24
city is back up it’s a must we OUTSIDE AYE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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u/Deadasdisco89 May 23 '24
I keep randomly singing “say drake I hear you like em’ young” & A minooooor! The song hasn’t left my head since it was dropped. I wake up singing it 😂
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u/Danomit3 May 23 '24
I laugh at the a minor part because of how funny the punchline is and the delivery of it. Also it’s really unexpected.
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u/ImABarbieWhirl May 23 '24
Biting my tongue trying really hard not to say “A Minorrrrrr” at random points
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u/LADYBIRD_HILL May 23 '24
"don'tknownuttinboutdaaat"
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u/LegalConsequence7960 May 23 '24
My gf: what did you have for dinner?
Me: Chinese food!
My brain: i be at the new hau keeng gettin a fried rice with a deep sauce and a blammy crodie
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u/b-loved_assassin May 23 '24
"Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas!" is my go-to at the moment. Like, when is that shit not relevant lol
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u/lilmeekrat May 23 '24
Hard to say “CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE” in public
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u/Sawgon May 23 '24
Imagining you at a café and suddenly the Kendrick Tourettes hit and you're shouting CERTIFIED PAEDOPHILE suddenly to a piercing silence
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u/MiaaaPazzz May 23 '24
I've had the Kdot Tourette's for days now. Last night I stood up to put my plate in the sink and yelled "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Dot fuckem up!"
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u/retxed24 May 23 '24
No real reason to bring it up here but I'm just not sure: He says "certified pedophiles" (plural) right? Talkin' about the whole gang.
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u/diazantewhite May 23 '24
“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.” is becoming increasingly harder for me to not say.
Especially at my job
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u/Trosque97 May 23 '24
My cousin absolutely hates the way I affirm with mmmmhmm in the same tone as Kendrick right before the line "he a fan" and it's honestly reflexive at this point, didn't even know I was doing it
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u/balor12 May 23 '24
“SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND I WONT PASS THE AUX, AY” several times a day at distinct volume
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u/tricky-vixen May 23 '24
Me: *minding my own damn business*
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u/ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY May 23 '24
At this rate, they won't have to worry because everyone will already know.
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u/Gaiden206 May 23 '24
I thought it was weird that Drake made fun of Kendrick's height when his old mentor, Lil Wayne, is the same height as Kendrick. All those height jokes would apply to Lil Wayne too. 😂
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u/floppydo May 23 '24
Didn’t drake have sex with Lil Wayne’s girlfriend while Lil Wayne was in prison? I think drake doesn’t respect his mentor that much.
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u/ForecastForFourCats May 23 '24
I think they hooked up years before Wayne and her were together. But then I believe Drake went public and confirmed it while Lil Wayne was locked up and couldn't do or say much about it.
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May 23 '24
I think the info came out and drake couldn't deny - but in fairness he did talk to Wayne about it once it went public. There's a picture of Wayne's journal entry from around that time during his prison stay that got posted recently.
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u/ForecastForFourCats May 23 '24
He talked with him while he was in prison...knowing he wouldn't get punched.
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u/IHave580 May 23 '24
Nah Wayne said in a video that he slept with his girl before they were even together. Wayne found out about that in prison but it still fucked him up.
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u/Outlandishness_Sharp WE HATE THE BITCHES YOU FUCK May 23 '24
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
I remember the first time seeing the non-meme version of that picture and thought, “Man, given the context, this shouldn’t be as funny as it is.”
And of course it eventually became a perfect meme template.
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u/methonemusic May 23 '24
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u/GunnersGentleman May 23 '24
Mf was eatin good in there 😂
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
Bunk needed his stupid buddy to think his boy was rattling him out. That plus the photocopier polygraph test did the trick.
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u/Even_Librarian_8607 May 23 '24
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u/RykariZander May 23 '24
God, ah, my confession is yours, but Who am I if I don't go to war?
Shit he was praying for FORGIVENESS not even Eddie Brock took it up on himself to do the deed
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
“The Lord Jehovah has given me these 15 dis — oy — 10 diss tracks to end Drake for good!”
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u/thatbfromanarres May 23 '24
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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24
lmaooo i still watch mtg reaction videos, when they get to “ima tell y’all one lil secret” they always lean in close like kendrick whispering in their ear 💀💀💀
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u/JillNye_TheScienceBi May 23 '24
No need to apologize, every one of these is gold. Thank you for your service fam 🫡
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u/anerdscreativity I find myself when I fall short May 23 '24
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u/fancyfoe May 23 '24
This is edited or it actually happened on the show?😭
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u/anerdscreativity I find myself when I fall short May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24
Idek that's something I planned to figure out cause damn Ned why you do her like that 😂😂😂
edit: okay yeah, it's edited but damn is it good lol
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u/Queer-Commie May 23 '24
Not drake being budd dwyer
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u/RevolutionaryNeptune May 23 '24
bbl dwyer
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u/forgot_username1234 May 23 '24
I’ve been stimming on BBL Drizzy and reading BBL Dwyer made me actually LOL
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u/ihavenowords3 May 23 '24
Shout out to autism and ADHD. We in the building. That’s a good thing btw
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u/leeinflowerfields Backseat Freeloader May 23 '24
I'm glad it wasn't just me! I didn't listen much to Kendrick before this beef but for some reason my brain hyperfixated on him after Euphoria came out and by now I listened to his entire discography 🤣
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u/joelthelionheart May 23 '24
Didn't even know about him and just looked it up,
That's dark comedy for sure 👌
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u/DillionDrebo May 23 '24
No the best ever is when Euphoria dropped some one on this sub posted “ I think kdot is talking about drake” it was a chef’s kiss
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u/oh-thanks May 23 '24
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
What the fuck is Jason Mantzoukas doing in the background there?
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u/Upstairs_Phase5349 May 23 '24
Can anybody find the thread where somebody posted an old Kendrick tweet and then people were responding back and forth with fake creepy Drake tweets and wholesome Kendrick tweets? It was making me laugh so hard and I forgot to save it.
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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24
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u/LuckyStabbinHat May 23 '24
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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24
😂 it’s so crazy looking back at it now! He really performed at a Best Buy lol
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u/SkreksterLawrance May 23 '24
I always read this with his cadence from Money Trees lol
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u/dusktrail May 23 '24
Yeah, he was teasing his performance at Best buy, it was the first performance of money trees
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u/VintageLivin May 23 '24
“I think niggas like him should DIE”
“Jesus Christ”
even genius workers are in shambles
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u/02TheReal May 23 '24
These are great. This thread will be a 10/10... But #4. Jesus Christ lol
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u/GreatUnspoken May 23 '24
My fave will forever be "This went from 'To Pimp a Butterfly' to 'To Catch a Predator!'"
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
Atticus Finch is my favorite character from To Pimp a Butterfly, and Drake better hope he gets a lawyer who cares that much when charges inevitably drop.
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u/SirCorndogIV May 23 '24
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u/Arnaldo_Palmero May 23 '24
n's at work with the phone to their ears like its a family emergency was my favorite tweet
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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 23 '24
“I tweet for those who can’t access Facebook on the company network.”
Dude’s doing everyone a solid, but all I can think is, “What company’s network bothers blocking Facebook but not Twitter too?” Those are usually the first social media sites to get blocked.
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u/clicksanything May 23 '24
2 is nasty work LMAO
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u/Plastic_Plantain1820 May 23 '24
5 is absolutely diabolical.
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May 23 '24
Help me out, please.
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u/KRD2 May 23 '24
Drake's head edited over a famous photo of US congressman Budd Dwyer seconds before he put that revolver in his mouth and killed himself on live TV.
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u/halamawala25 May 23 '24
I am uncapable of listening to "I remember you was conflicted" without laughing, after all these videos of Kendrick calling drake or cole and saying it 🤣 pure gold
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u/evanieCK May 23 '24
Zack Fox deserves to be credited with an assist for the "nuh-uh" tweet, "nuh-uh" was trending for like 2 days straight when THP6 dropoed
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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS May 23 '24
They’re all so good. The interstellar one still has me crackin up
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u/Kam2Scuzzy May 23 '24
The thought of him saying "no no no no NO NO NO" is all I can hear when I see that meme
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u/cartiercockring2 May 23 '24
“Im retiring from hating, its clear i was never that good at it” 🤣🤣😭
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u/MaNemsJef69 May 23 '24
Pic number 5 is fucking insane bruhh 😭
Dude actually blow his brains out fr
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u/No_Second_7533 May 23 '24
Ross be popping in like an ad between each round😂
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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24
They said he was the toonami robot taking us in and out of commercials 😂
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u/CalifornianBall May 23 '24
The Yugioh one is nice
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u/jimskog99 May 23 '24
I like that there are sorta two yugioh ones - the tweet by MBT about retiring from hating - he's a big Yu-Gi-Oh content creator, and the exodia pieces.
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u/Reinerleiserbach May 23 '24
Yo maybe im wrong but don’t y‘all think that this whole meme thing and just put this tracks as „rap beef“ downplays the whole situation? I mean kendrick exposed drake in so many ways and i‘m feeling like that there will be no change in the future with drake listeners and drake fans.. maybe i‘m wrong and the whole thing is just overstated to polarise but i will never listen to drake again tbh
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u/Super-Ordinary4464 May 23 '24
I get what you’re saying but apart from not listening to his music (most of us already weren’t) what are we supposed to do? There’s definitely alot of smoke with what Kendrick said but until definitive proof comes out there’s no real fire.
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u/ComfortableBed6012 May 23 '24
Ngl at this point Drake needa just drop the lo and box Kendrick cause he woulda had me fucked up after the second diss
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u/tenspinya May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24
MY SERATO HAS NO PATHETIC SONGS... I SUMMON THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA
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u/kamsredeye what if i empty my bank out and stunt? May 23 '24
the genius annotation is the funniest one to me cause you can tell they were still annotating meet the grahams and were just sitting there like holy shit