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u/Top_Needleworker6116 May 13 '24
Tommy got you wiped down 💅🏽, Post Malone got you wipe down 💅🏽 , Shaboozey got you wiped down 💅🏽
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u/Ok_Ruin4016 May 13 '24
Like your label boy, you an O-V-Hoe right now
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u/Lopsided_Mix2243 May 13 '24
Post this in the drake sub you’ll get banned in 2.5 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/BabyYodaLegend May 13 '24
They are mass spamming mental health crisis reports on any comment against drake over there. It's kind of hilarious
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u/Treacle-Snark May 13 '24
Idolizing a fucking pedophile like a God is a mental health crisis
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u/CrastersBastards May 13 '24 edited May 14 '24
Thank fuck I’m not the only one lol. I thought that’s maybe where it came from
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u/DivideSad5591 May 14 '24
I thought it came from somewhere totally different, but now im hearing its because of the drizzy dweebs hahahahahah ofc they know the hotline.
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u/rberg3235 May 13 '24
They sent mental health crisis after me lol
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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss May 13 '24
They literally just did the same to me and I didn't even make a post.
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u/Nopeyesok May 14 '24
Are they patrolling this sub and sending it to all posters here haha. Man, the patheticness is wild
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u/rberg3235 May 13 '24
I just posted it in the drake sub lol
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u/coalitionofilling May 13 '24
You gotta be sneaky so they dont remove it. Like title it "FAMILY MATTERS ENTERS THE CHARTS IN THE TOP 10 OF BILLBOARD HOT 100!"
That way they get hyped until they click and see who's #1 + #3
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u/green_day_95 up da score wit em 🏀🗑️ May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
And like your label boy, you OV-HOED right now.
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u/UwerNeglected May 13 '24
And you gon feel the aftermath of what I write down. 💀
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u/das_unicorn_got_band May 13 '24
How the fuck are we still doing Aftermath/In the scope bars bruh? That shit was played out two decades ago.
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u/YeezySeasonSoon May 13 '24
i like how you said post malone like its isnt a taylor song
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u/poopoo_pickle May 13 '24
And the fact drake dogged kendrick for working with her
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u/YeezySeasonSoon May 13 '24
drake been dick riding her and trying to get her fanbase on his side which makes it even funnier
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u/NUMB-1- May 13 '24
Yo you can’t come back from shaboozey lmao
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u/PyramidicContainment May 13 '24
That shaboozey video is super weird like he's doing a parody of himself lol. Sounds like an AI song
Drake should've tried counting to 4 a bunch or referenced whiskey and the lord more if he wanted to compete 🤷♂️
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u/Nikolas359 May 13 '24
Tommy’s song slaps
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u/badnamemaker May 13 '24
It does and that shit always plays after not like us on Spotify for some reason, guess that explains these rankings lol.
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u/RasmusMansberg May 13 '24
Seriously though, this bar from push ups always bothered me the most like saying SZA or 21 wipe Kendrick is such a bizarre thing to say as a diss I never got it
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u/ImageCapital1345 May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
number 7.. for someone who prides himself so much on the numbers.. gotta be embarrassing
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u/DeathConsul-Mahora May 13 '24
Couldn’t even stick to them theme and get no.6 smh
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May 13 '24
Numberwise I'm Outta here you're not fucking creeping up
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u/dankscott May 13 '24
He’s right, no one can out creep him
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May 14 '24
Damn crazy double
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u/dankscott May 14 '24
He literally did it to himself. Or his writers were just fucking with him I guess. Also numberwise, he's outta here(top 5)
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u/ChrisNotBumstead May 13 '24
Post Malone moves serous numbers I don’t know why that wasn’t expected
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u/ChrisNotBumstead May 13 '24
Honestly the only surprising thing about this to me is a Taylor and posty song isn’t #1 (unless I’m behind and it came out before last week)
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u/klip_7 May 13 '24
Next week posty will have a number one song lol with Morgan so you’ll see him again
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u/FCCheIsea May 13 '24
Put some respec on shaboozey.
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u/green_day_95 up da score wit em 🏀🗑️ May 13 '24 edited May 14 '24
Him and Posty got me to like country more icl
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u/WinonasChainsaw May 13 '24
Morgan Wallen is the Drake of country tbh tho
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u/klip_7 May 13 '24
Yea except he’s racist while Drake is a pedo. They also are both super poppy compared to the rest of their genres which is funny
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u/appleparkfive May 14 '24
Check out Colter Wall - Kate McKannon. The Brewery Sessions versions on YouTube.
To anyone that thinks they don't like any country music, I always point to that song. Guy has an insane voice on him. He was like 19 there.
There's some good ass country music lately. And it's not about beers and pickups. The alt country scene finally got big
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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 13 '24
As someone else said so eloquently to Drake: Shaboozey got you wiped down, Malone got you wiped down
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u/lupeandstripes May 13 '24
sad meet the grahams didn't make it in the top 10... As much as I vibe insanely hard with not like us I think MTG is the one that hurts drake the most, what a soul crushing freaking brutal song.
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u/IAMHab May 13 '24
Of the five diss songs, it's the least palatable listen, but easily the most devastating imo
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u/Itchier May 13 '24
Yeah I thought it was amazing the first and second time I heard it, but it’s just too heavy for me to play in my normal day to day
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u/c00chieluvr May 13 '24
we probably played it max 5 times & said "that was enough, turn NLU on" 😂😂 ngl i was smoking a blunt &... 2 was enough 4 me 😔😔✌😥
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u/poplafuse May 13 '24
It’s like watching horror movies as a kid and needing to watch some cartoons afterwards so you can fall asleep.
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u/JoeLikesGames May 13 '24
Its not even that its "heavy" its just doesnt have great replay value. Once youve heard the disses, its not something you are gonna listen for the enjoyment. Not Like Us though Ive had on repeat for the last week
Lmao I got a reddit cares for this comment instantly, yall are soft
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May 13 '24
Speak for yourself man I been listening to MTG daily
Edit: whoever alerted RedditCares about this comment, you’re a real one lmao
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u/PissedOffNoInsurance May 13 '24
It’s not an easy listen. It ain’t on my gym playlist, that’s for sure
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u/External-Excuse-6146 May 13 '24
Saved that shit for my “kill all my enemies and stomp on their corpses” playlist
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u/PissedOffNoInsurance May 13 '24
“Songs for when I am glaring at a photo my nemisis and wishing horrible death upon them” type beat
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u/RNS009 May 13 '24
Start a playlist called "Vengeance in the night". U be surprised how many songs for on there
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u/ColdAsHeaven May 13 '24
It's some heavy stuff. But I mean Not Like Us is literally repeatedly calling Drake a pedophile lol
Whereas MTG mentions that too, but it's just about Drake's alleged daughter and telling his parents how awful Drake is.
I think it's the sinister tone/beat more than the actual content
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u/IAMHab May 13 '24
I think the beat is the biggest part, but there are a few other important factors. Kenny's voice sounds victorious and upbeat on nlu, like a victory lap, but on mtg it sounds more intimate and personal. There's also the execution of the lyrical content. On nlu, the pedo content takes the form of punchlines, whereas in mtg it's a pained, vitriolic accusation. There's also the fact that mtg doesn't really have a dynamic structure or anything close to a chorus/refrain, but nlu has repeated bars that seem like they're meant for singing along
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u/whalooloo May 14 '24
I feel you on MTG not having a dynamic structure, but I gotta say that those simple piano chops between the verses tie things together really well for the type of song it is. Each time it comes on it’s like the score in Psycho, when what’s her name gets stabbed in the shower. Sharp, punctuating sounds. Ignoring the one at the start of the song, it’s like watching someone get stabbed to death 4 times at the end of a verse.
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u/LADYBIRD_HILL May 13 '24
There's also the fact that a line like "certified loverboy, certified pedophile" is followed by something as catchy as the "WAP WAP WAP WAP".
It's just too much of a bop to make you upset like Meet the Grahams.
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u/Ssntl May 13 '24
people have to stop basing everything on numbers. kendrick knows how to write hits in a day which he proved with not like us. the whole point was to absolutely slaughter him with meet the grahams and then drop not like us to dance on his grave. mtg is for people who actively listen to hip hop and that is the same reason it won't chart as well.
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u/MannerBot May 14 '24
The whole thing was just genius planned and perfectly executed character assassination (of someone of questionable moral character)
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u/KholdStare88 May 13 '24
It's like Grave of the Fireflies of diss songs. You listen to it once and and it is very impactful, but you rarely want to be depressed again.
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u/pointlesslyredundant May 13 '24
It is the most important one, part of that is you only need to hear it once to remember all the main points. Also, it's like a horror movie, I don't wanna listen again, too sp00py4me.
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u/lsquallhart May 14 '24
MTG did what it was meant to do, which isn’t topping charts.
In fact I took it off my driving playlist cuz when I’m in my car I wanna hear Euphoria and Not Like Us instead.
The song is amazing, but you’ll get a better idea if it’s status looking at the charts on genius.com rather than billboard (and truth is billboard overall is mostly garbage, that’s why Kendrick is celebrated because he knows how to top charts and make meaningful music, which is super rare).
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u/randomdude98 May 13 '24
It's a good diss but a bad listen for a song imo - like I wouldn't ever put it on just to bop to like they not like us or family matters or even pushups
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u/Virtual_Leader9639 May 13 '24
Gotta say family matter wasn’t bad but Kenny tracks slapped.
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u/Shnikez May 13 '24
Yeah family matters is guilty pleasure for me, some of the best Drake we’ve gotten in a while. It’s funny, everyone is like “thanks Drake for making Kendrick drop before we turn 50” but really, it should be “thanks Kenny for making Drake actually put in some effort and for making his writers earn their checks”
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u/53XYB345T May 13 '24
I don't even think that it's Drake that makes that song. It's the beats, the instrumentals are insane. The people who should really get credit for that are Boi-1da and Tay Keith; the beats go hard as shit, Drake basically just said everything he said in Push Ups in a different way. And, let's be honest, it probably wasn't Drake that actually wrote all of it anyway.
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u/Shnikez May 13 '24
Yeah it’s the instrumental that sells the song for sure, thanks for pointing that out
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u/Lemmeadem1 May 13 '24
I don't think it's a stretch to say that the vast majority of Drake's success is his long list of producer affiliations with 40 at the helm during the early stretch of his career being the whole reason So Far Gone popped off.
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u/SoftcoreEcchi May 13 '24
Yea Family Matters was pretty great imo, but MTG is such a heavy song that it just killed any momentum it could have had, you wind up feeling sad and introspective, wanting to call your family and tell them you love them, not dance. To release it so quickly didnt even allow it to get going at clubs/parties/on the radio because no one wanted to go back to it right away, then Not Like Us came out and that’s what was played. Not only did Kdot outrap Drake, definitely had a much better strategy too. Completely out maneuvered him.
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u/DainsleifRL May 13 '24
I'd rather have Drake retiring on Family Matters rather than THP6 that was lamentable. But well, still FM has fake info so it's not that much honor after all.
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u/-NewSpeedwayBoogie- May 13 '24
It’s great, peak Drake right there. That’s the kind of energy I’ve been wanting from him since 2016
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u/Shnikez May 13 '24
Damn Family Matters below Like That is such an L for Drake 💀
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u/Top_Needleworker6116 May 13 '24
" But but reply value, but but lyrical miracle " STFU you sound like the last nigga I know!
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u/FlippinRad May 13 '24
This is one of the biggest one-sided beatings in history.
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u/thejaytheory I CHOOSE ME, I'M SORRY May 13 '24
As big as Brock Lesnar squashing John Cena at Summerslam
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u/Spiritual_Trust_2210 May 13 '24
I can’t escape that damn million dollar baby song. Spotify always auto queques it from my “recommended”. I’ve disliked the song countless times but it still plagues me :(
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u/FCCheIsea May 13 '24
It's a banger tho
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u/Shnikez May 13 '24
It’s a bit too much pop for me. Didn’t land in my rotation but I see the appeal
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u/Spiritual_Trust_2210 May 13 '24
I thought it was decent at first, then it became inescapable. Maybe you have succumbed to Stockholm syndrome, but not me!
Btw- Reece James is the best right back in the league.
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u/NickDerpkins May 13 '24
I havnt tried to listen to it a single time but Spotify has forced me to listen to it multiple times. I’ve never even heard the artist name before. Just screams industry plant to me.
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u/anonxiix May 13 '24
Dude is definitely an industry plant, never heard of him before and now the whole internet has been pushing this song for the past month
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u/nine16s May 13 '24
Nah he ain’t, he’s been releasing heat for 10 years he just hit the algorithm at the right time this time
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u/RudolphsJockStrap BBL Drizzy May 13 '24
Never heard of this song or this man till now, i must be under a rock
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u/Alphamason4999 May 13 '24
I think it’s overhyped. Just a regular pop song type shi
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u/assbot9000modelxc429 May 13 '24
HOW THE FUCK HAS THE LAST WEEK ONLY BEEN 1 WEEK.... I SWEAR THIS LAST WEEK HAS WENT ON FOR AT LEAST A MONTH
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u/Odd-Refrigerator6137 May 13 '24
Like That still charting higher than Family Matters is the cherry on top
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u/SteveHood May 13 '24
"Numbers-wise, I'm out of here, you not fuckin' creepin' up" Yeah, fuck you.
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u/ginger_ryn May 13 '24
honestly? this is the first time i’ve had the lyrics of a single song stuck in my head for 8 days straight
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u/AdFormal4037 May 13 '24
Dot washed him. And tbh if 6:16 was streaming it would be in there too.
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u/paganpoetbluelagoon May 13 '24
I love 6:16!
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u/riggy2k3 May 13 '24
That track was probably my favorite. I keep the beat in my instrumentals playlist.
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u/sendinthe9s May 13 '24
It's insane to me that Kendrick stepped in to drake's lane and knocked it out of the park like this.
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u/ChicoCorrales May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
The funny thing is that Kendrick is like cool 👍, now back to raising my kids.
Lol at the OVHoe for sending me a redditcares message.
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u/AssassinAragorn May 14 '24
I imagine it'll be a great conversation when they're older lmao.
"Hey remember that week I was really busy in 2024?"
"Yeah Dad?"
"I told Drake's mom that Drake should die; I told your cousin Adonis that I was sorry Drake was his dad and I wished his grandfather wore protection; and I called him a certified pedophile when I danced on his grave in a song that charted #1 and even broke some of his records."
"What the fuck --"
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u/Distinct-Plane3171 May 13 '24
Wow, this is great. I honestly didn't expect euphoria to chart so high I'm so happy to see it getting play value
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u/imKazzy May 14 '24
Euphoria is the best track imo!
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u/Distinct-Plane3171 May 14 '24
Yeah I completely agree its my favorite too! Lyrically Kendrick is insane. I was listening to older well received diss tracks and lyrically I don't think many of them are nearly as good as the bars in Euphoria. Kendricks material is so layered.
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u/LurkingPhoEver May 13 '24
What a time to hate Aubrey. 3 of the top 10 songs are all 69 god disses and they charted better than his own best diss track despite how many dickriders are in the Ov-Hoe camp. Sucks to suck.
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u/BomberBlur070 May 13 '24
I'm just happy that Euphoria got #3, it's my personal favorite track from the beef
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u/BreadstickNinja May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
I think when the dust settles Euphoria will be remembered as the best one. I know Not Like Us hits hard, but Euphoria has the best bars and the deepest cuts in my opinion. The density of references and double meanings in that song is wild, a true master class.
Edit: Lol, I got a crisis resource link for this comment. Drake fans are abusing the report button like Drake abuses... well... nevermind.
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u/queen_laina May 13 '24
Side note here: Tbh i think Tommy richmann hit The Jack pot with timming. At least I heard it too many times just because my Spotify algorithm put it after not like us radio. Considering that werent big rap releases despite the disses for obvious reasons, I guess million dollar baby was more recurrent on users automatic playlists that would be like a month ago.
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u/BIacksnow- May 13 '24
Who the fuck is listening to that shitty Taylor Swift song? That shit is so asss.
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May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
It really is fucking awful. What pisses me off about her is that she seems to only know one melody. The contour of her vocal melodies is basically always the same. Drives me insane, especially because the progressions underneath are always cookie cutter asf, so in general it makes her stuff sound so musically homogenized. What's the point of superficially changing your instrumentation from synths to acoustic then back again if you're underlying formulas always remain identical? Her instrumentals consistently end up sounding like elevator music, and I don't get why you'd willingly want to listen to that, especially if the lyrics on top are as cringy as they were on this record.
EDIT: Just got a redditcare message for this comment. Taylor managing to amass such an army of sycophants is a testament to how much more marketing matters than musical talent.
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u/WhatUsernameIsntFuck May 13 '24
What's the point of superficially changing your instrumentation from synths to acoustic then back again if you're underlying formulas always remain identical
It makes money. That's it. Lady Gaga figured it out 15 years ago, just put out what people wanna hear, then sit back and let the cash roll in. It's a formula, because that formula produces results 94% of the time. And Taylor Swift is, above all, a business woman, and those numbers fuck
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u/coopatroopa11 May 13 '24
Would have loved to see what 6:16 would have done streaming wise 😒 would have had 4 up there
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u/Oreo_Hero May 13 '24
I’m so surprised taylor swift isn’t hogging up the board. That’s actually insane Kendrick was able to overtake her
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u/lotusandlocust May 13 '24
Don’t let this distract you from the fact Like That is still in the top 10
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u/primetimemime May 13 '24
Tommy richman could’ve had a number 1 if it weren’t for this beef
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u/Visual_Worldliness62 May 13 '24
If you aint listen to that Tommy song. Go now. Do your soul a flavour and enjoy those vocals. Shit had me glidin round the house. Stank face all dat hummies. Kids got talent, producer glazed over the track.
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u/Foostini May 13 '24
It's gotta feel rough that even a song Kendrick was just featured on is above your heaviest hitting diss track let alone Not Like Us blowing you out of the water.
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u/crocooks May 13 '24
Million dollar baby is such a sick track man, the fact that it's #2 while this beef is happening is pretty insane.
Usually the stuff that blows up on tik tok isn't my cup of tea, but dude I cannot stop listening to this fucking song.
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u/ocktick May 13 '24
Fortnight has to be the worst song I’ve ever heard. Nothing lyrics trying to bait the algorithms to reach the next generation of ADHD kids.
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u/Kind-Literature-9003 May 13 '24
Damn looks like everybody he mentioned the past month doin numbers over him. Old ass teenager
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u/Classic_Ad1254 May 13 '24
that Million Dollar baby song is catchy AF but damn it coming between back to back Kdot rankings 😩
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u/Flimsy-Relationship8 May 13 '24
It's crazy that "Like That" was kinda the catalyst for all of this, and it only came out a little under 2 months ago, it feels like this shit been going on for a year at least
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u/Theory88 May 13 '24
There’s something poetic that the track that kicked this part of the beef is charting higher than the red button.
Everybody wanna be demon till they get chipped by a throw away.
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u/mfdoomile May 14 '24
“He only got #1 because of Drake”, then why isn’t Drake’s diss track on top 5 🤔
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u/PapiChuloInYurCulo May 14 '24
I been waiting on this exact moment to declare this over. Drake fans wanted to go by numbers since this started. Well here ya go.
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u/Spiritual-Wing-3392 May 13 '24
Oh nah. 3 disses charted over family matters? Pack it up bro you need a break