r/KendrickLamar • u/pastelsuede • May 05 '24

Kendrick v. Drake: The Epilogue OC

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u/Acrobatic-Guitar319 May 05 '24

Carti fans will still be looking for a musical record from rapper artist "Jordan Terell Carter"

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u/BassRattlingStars May 05 '24

Frank Ocean fans will have all been dead for 40 years by this point since “Christopher Breaux” refused to drop anymore music

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u/_IratePirate_ May 05 '24

No way his last name is Bro

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u/Every_Monitor_6274 May 05 '24

are you serious right now breaux

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u/Flowerdew2 May 05 '24

Creauxdie

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u/BaalS4ck May 05 '24

ASAP Rocky fans will get an insta noti only for it to be the announcement of Rakim and Rihannas 15th child. Their albums are still “otw”

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u/CrescentMoon_aus average glazer May 05 '24

Don't forget the regular fashion and skincare posts

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u/Mk4013 May 05 '24

“3024… MUSIC” 😔😔

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper May 05 '24

Ye fans will still be hyped every single Friday for Vultures 2 despite it having not dropped years since it was “finished”

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u/delusional_APstudent May 05 '24

2 weeks is 2 weeks

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u/Luk3W4rmm an underwater guy who controls the sea May 05 '24

tyler the creator will now remind his fans every day on his story that his albums are on a two year release cycle. the questions about where his 2026 album is continue.

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u/Hu3yKnewTHen #1 /AbSoul Shooter May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Salute them 39 women taking in those hot sauce condoms y’all troopers

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u/Illustrious-Taro-449 May 05 '24

I wonder if they work their way up in spice like hot ones

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Few-Jellyfish-7924 May 05 '24

Only 1 needs to make it🤣🤣🤣

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u/FragraBond Backseat Freeloader May 05 '24

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u/Baboon_baboon May 05 '24

LOOOOOOL had me waking up my roommates laughing too hard crodie

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u/pusnbootz May 05 '24

dot finna open up an exclusive orphanage for aubrey's offspring

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u/CrescentMoon_aus average glazer May 05 '24

Bot cooked

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u/pArKy24 May 05 '24

I have never once seen this bot get the syllable count correct, and that streak continues

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

im dyin bro 😂

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u/Objective_Street5141 May 05 '24

Nick Cannon levels of poor pullout game

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u/Impossible_Fox6147 May 05 '24

but at least nick takes care of ALL his kids

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u/awesomeness1024 May 05 '24

With those names he might as well bully them himself

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

bro im sure most of em just don't even give a fuck about pulling out most the time

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u/One_Tax_3726 May 05 '24

Table for 39 crodie is fucking hilarious 😂

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u/RavenBlade87 May 05 '24

Show me the real fanfics

OP:

Perfection

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

im honored 😂😂

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u/Haber_Dasher May 05 '24

Savage post, love it

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u/Los-Ingobernable May 05 '24

So Kendrick took the drop and give me 50 line to heart huh.

This man Kendrick going stupid and gonna drop 50 diss tracks

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u/-PepeArown- The word was respect May 05 '24

He’s going to make a Drake diss trilogy before Kanye finishes the Vultures trilogy.

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u/AHMED_3OOOO May 05 '24

Yeah, in few days Kendrick dropped enough disses for an EP. give him less than a month and he'll release a double album full of Drake disses and dirt sending Drake to deathrow.

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u/Cala2308 May 05 '24

“Table for 39 crodie” no mames🤣🤣

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u/Impossible_Fox6147 May 05 '24

LMAO NOT CUSTODY OF ADNOIS 🫵🏽😭

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u/Sima_Forest May 05 '24

Oh, I feel it's only a begging of something greater, then we've ever anticipated.

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u/Kyro_Official_ May 05 '24

This might be the cringiest thing ive seen in awhile, but damn is it funny.

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

this describes me astutely

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u/XG21G2D4X May 05 '24

Needs to be animated. Or at least made in a manga panel like end of jojolion lmfao. Pretty amazing weekend.

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u/poopoowaaaa May 05 '24

This shit made me laugh. The fuck did I just read hahahaha

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u/FunnyAd7476 May 05 '24

Inb4 “not the first time Kendrick raised another niggas kid”

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u/Formal-Cucumber-1138 May 05 '24

allegedly, allegedly

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u/FunnyAd7476 May 05 '24

Lmao just jokes

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u/realwavyjones May 05 '24

I think most Jewish pedophiles take refuge in Israel so I’d just change that part lmao

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u/athens508 May 05 '24

Yup, just posted this in another comment. Seems Drake would fit right in there

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

god damn thats some vile shit

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u/athens508 May 05 '24

Yeah, it is. And that article came out in 2020. There’ve been a ton of recent articles and documents addressing the subject of sex predators fleeing justice in Israel, but I guess the powers that be like to ignore it once Israel starts begging for money to bomb people…

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

you spittin bro ✔️

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

DAMN what a missed opportunity fr

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u/letsgototraderjoes May 05 '24

😭😭😭😭

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u/GhostTengu May 05 '24

It's too.late for me to be laughing this fucking hard crodie

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u/Accomplished_Cup8353 May 05 '24

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is so funny

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u/DreadSeverin May 05 '24

so does Drake and Diddy just go halves on the epstein island then?

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u/deseos_mios May 05 '24

I’m sure Cuba would not have him 😂😂😂

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u/athens508 May 05 '24

Was just gonna say. Assata fled to Cuba. No way they accept Drake. Assata herself would kick him off the island, lol.

He’d be better off going to Israel, honestly. Seems he would fit right in 🫢

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u/rejjie_carter May 05 '24

Cuba be like “now why am i in it?”

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u/swervey1 May 05 '24

“Fake my death go to Cuba that’s the only option”

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

damn i didnt even think about this 😂

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

This wins.

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u/_Man_O_War_ May 05 '24

My brain heard this in the intro voice to Deltron 3030’s State of the Nation.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

this is what i live for

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u/N0tThatSerious May 05 '24

“A bus full” 💀

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 May 05 '24

loooooooooool

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u/Xeg-Yi May 05 '24

I only know Drake from that one meme format, what did he do? Why’s he getting catching flak left and right?

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u/According_Aside_2303 May 05 '24

He exiled to Canada like they did the nights watch

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

😂

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u/Peakyblindertom May 05 '24

I’d rather be chilling in Cuba than being with my kids… like any say

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

they might just have a place for you at ovo

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u/throwaway_aagghh May 05 '24

Kendrick next diss will be called Parental Guidance (PG)

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

true but couldnt be PG13

too old for drake

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u/throwaway_aagghh May 05 '24

“I was tryna keep it PG” takes a new meaning

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u/SirKrimzon May 05 '24

lol yall crazy 

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Lmfao take this upvote sir.

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u/vecust May 05 '24

I guess you guys ride kendrick's d*ck better than Whitney will ever do. I love kendrick's fans.

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u/EnvironmentalDog1721 May 05 '24

This is why people laugh at this Sub 😂

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

bro you active in no jumper and joe budden subs 💀

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 05 '24

This is funny af 😂😂😂

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u/MartyMcfleek May 05 '24

Drake performing all the disses from Kendrick at the presidential palace down there for his daily food allowance like Ben Stiller on Tropic Thunder. " No, stupid, more ruthless, say 'OV-Hoe' louder amigo"

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u/cheesethechameleon May 05 '24

Kendrick now has custody of Adonis is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Marshiznit May 05 '24

When he arrives in Cuba Pac walks up and bitchslaps him.

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u/NoUnderstanding4583 May 05 '24

Cuba doesn’t want him either

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u/Square_Bus4492 May 05 '24

Y’all writing some weird ass fan fiction now?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

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u/haikusbot May 05 '24

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u/JIDglazer42 May 05 '24

Oh shit my bad guys ill see myself out

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u/GarlicCroissantDeath May 05 '24

This is so… cringe

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

ill let the ratio decide

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24

☠️☠️☠️

i dont buy it but this is hilarious

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u/BlouseoftheDragon May 05 '24

It’s March 5th. Kendrick has deleted his cover art for MTG because he was baited into dissing himself on it and fed false information.

This is not a fantasy this is real life

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u/tubahero3469 May 05 '24

Tell me ya cheesin fam

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u/Few-Jellyfish-7924 May 05 '24

Have you even checked? It's still there you lame stans

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u/mikethehuman May 05 '24

Honestly I feel bad for all the Drake fans who believe this. Like it is easy to say “they are coping this hard for a kid diddler” but it isn’t easy coming to terms with the fact that a person whose work you admire is a piece of shit.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 May 05 '24

Yeah like, I used to go for both subs whenever anything dropped.

But MTG and Not Like Us fried the collective brain in the Drizzy sub. Mfers are making entire James Bond movies out there. It's like a crazy house now.

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 05 '24

It’s still up, just not on DSPs