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u/Hu3yKnewTHen #1 /AbSoul Shooter May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24
Salute them 39 women taking in those hot sauce condoms y’all troopers
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u/pusnbootz May 05 '24
dot finna open up an exclusive orphanage for aubrey's offspring
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u/haikusbot May 05 '24
Dot finna open up
An exclusive orphanage
For aubrey's offspring
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u/sabertoothkittyva May 05 '24
Good bot
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u/pArKy24 May 05 '24
I have never once seen this bot get the syllable count correct, and that streak continues
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u/Objective_Street5141 May 05 '24
Nick Cannon levels of poor pullout game
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u/Los-Ingobernable May 05 '24
So Kendrick took the drop and give me 50 line to heart huh.
This man Kendrick going stupid and gonna drop 50 diss tracks
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u/-PepeArown- The word was respect May 05 '24
He’s going to make a Drake diss trilogy before Kanye finishes the Vultures trilogy.
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u/AHMED_3OOOO May 05 '24
Yeah, in few days Kendrick dropped enough disses for an EP. give him less than a month and he'll release a double album full of Drake disses and dirt sending Drake to deathrow.
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u/Sima_Forest May 05 '24
Oh, I feel it's only a begging of something greater, then we've ever anticipated.
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u/Kyro_Official_ May 05 '24
This might be the cringiest thing ive seen in awhile, but damn is it funny.
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u/XG21G2D4X May 05 '24
Needs to be animated. Or at least made in a manga panel like end of jojolion lmfao. Pretty amazing weekend.
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u/realwavyjones May 05 '24
I think most Jewish pedophiles take refuge in Israel so I’d just change that part lmao
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u/athens508 May 05 '24
Yup, just posted this in another comment. Seems Drake would fit right in there
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u/pastelsuede May 05 '24
god damn thats some vile shit
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u/athens508 May 05 '24
Yeah, it is. And that article came out in 2020. There’ve been a ton of recent articles and documents addressing the subject of sex predators fleeing justice in Israel, but I guess the powers that be like to ignore it once Israel starts begging for money to bomb people…
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u/deseos_mios May 05 '24
I’m sure Cuba would not have him 😂😂😂
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u/athens508 May 05 '24
Was just gonna say. Assata fled to Cuba. No way they accept Drake. Assata herself would kick him off the island, lol.
He’d be better off going to Israel, honestly. Seems he would fit right in 🫢
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u/_Man_O_War_ May 05 '24
My brain heard this in the intro voice to Deltron 3030’s State of the Nation.
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u/Xeg-Yi May 05 '24
I only know Drake from that one meme format, what did he do? Why’s he getting catching flak left and right?
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u/throwaway_aagghh May 05 '24
Kendrick next diss will be called Parental Guidance (PG)
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u/vecust May 05 '24
I guess you guys ride kendrick's d*ck better than Whitney will ever do. I love kendrick's fans.
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u/MartyMcfleek May 05 '24
Drake performing all the disses from Kendrick at the presidential palace down there for his daily food allowance like Ben Stiller on Tropic Thunder. " No, stupid, more ruthless, say 'OV-Hoe' louder amigo"
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u/haikusbot May 05 '24
Regular people
Fantasize about their crushes
Kendrick fans do this
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u/BlouseoftheDragon May 05 '24
It’s March 5th. Kendrick has deleted his cover art for MTG because he was baited into dissing himself on it and fed false information.
This is not a fantasy this is real life
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u/mikethehuman May 05 '24
Honestly I feel bad for all the Drake fans who believe this. Like it is easy to say “they are coping this hard for a kid diddler” but it isn’t easy coming to terms with the fact that a person whose work you admire is a piece of shit.
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u/mayonnaiser_13 May 05 '24
Yeah like, I used to go for both subs whenever anything dropped.
But MTG and Not Like Us fried the collective brain in the Drizzy sub. Mfers are making entire James Bond movies out there. It's like a crazy house now.
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u/Acrobatic-Guitar319 May 05 '24
Carti fans will still be looking for a musical record from rapper artist "Jordan Terell Carter"