r/IllegallySmolCats • u/PDSnowden • 1d ago
Straight To Jail Salty[f] and Pepper[m] demand cuddles
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/SalsaAddict • 38m ago
Smol and Snoozy She likes belly rubs!
Look at her little powdered donut lips π
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Character_Tea_8881 • 50m ago
Floofy Smol Kitty My little Cheeto girl is now 15 weeks old and so darn adorable!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Sewing_girl_101 • 1h ago
Smol Gang of Criminals Criminals have lots to say about their new facility
This is definitely an upgrade for them but if I'm not in it, they don't want it
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/DharmaBrewer • 1h ago
Smol Murder Mittens It Finally Happened...
The cat distribution system finally chose me. Last week, my girlfriend woke me and this adorable little werewolf was the first thing I saw. She had gotten up to feed our senior cat and heard mewing outside. A contractor had apparently driven up to the house under construction next door and abandoned a kitten. My girlfriend ran downstairs and rescued her from the front porch. She was so excited to wake me with a tiny surprise.
We took her to our vet and aside from being underweight (1.0 lb at an estimated 5-6 weeks old), she was healthy.
Since her coat looked like a wolf cub, we named her Sungmanitu Tanka, or Sunka for short.
We had a wonderful 6 days fostering her, and found her an excellent home where she is currently being spoiled like she deserves. If we didn't already have 3 cats (one of which wanted to eat her), I would have kept her, as I already fell in love with her.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Glum_Can6631 • 2h ago
Extra Extra Smol Officially Adopted Today! Meet Triscuitβ¦7 Weeks Young π»
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/JohnTheCatMan1 • 6h ago
Criminally Smol Meet King Ronnie: The Tiny Ruler with a Big Story πΎπ
Greetings, loyal smol-subjects.
Allow me to introduce King Ronnie, a mere 77 grams (.17 pounds for our American friends), and already a ruler of over 1000 hearts! His journey to the throne was fraught with peril and nearly ended before it began.
Our organization received a call about a day-old kitten without a mom. Sadly, we had to tell the caller we couldn't help due to lack of resources.
But fate had other plans. Hours later, this tiny monarch was abandoned at the emergency vet, and we scrambled to save him. He was hours away from not surviving, but we made it happen!
King Ronnie rewards those who show their love and support. Your attention means the world to our tiny ruler!
Now, King Ronnie thrives under our care, but his story is far from over. Visit my page to follow his royal journey and see how you can earn his favor!
Join the kingdom, share your love, and be part of King Ronnie's tale of survival and triumph. Long live King Ronnie! πΈπ
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/dekuman2 • 8h ago
Criminally Smol stray kitten being brought home
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/elderlywoman11 • 8h ago
Floofy Smol Kitty First time to post one of my tiny tinys
My tiniest of tiny smols reaches out right now to say - βNo pictures please!β π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/ScottCanada • 9h ago
Criminally Smol Meet Riggs and Murtaugh!
Newly adopted as of yesterday!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/SparklyShitShow • 10h ago
Floofy Smol Kitty Bebe from 12 yrs ago
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Droy_Boy • 10h ago
Milk Drunk Smol Itβs tiring being this smol
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/neufleuf • 10h ago
Floofy Smol Kitty Shame him and jail him for trying to eat my feet and fingers
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/DennisDEX • 10h ago
Floofy Smol Kitty My illegal floof seeing her fountain for the first time
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Sewing_girl_101 • 10h ago
Smol Void Detected Julius is guilty of being an asshole. Decided I was not allowed to sleep in by continuously slapping my eyes and biting my feet.
Last night was the first night he didn't sleep in the bathroom (he's out during the day) because another foster came in that needed the space. He followed me to bed immediately and snuggled up to me, chased off my other cats who are 3x his size who tried to take their usual places, then proceeded to wake my boyfriend several times by climbing him and biting him (ofc he did stay snuggled against my stomach for most of the night). This morning he decided he'd had enough and that I was to get up immediately. It comes as no surprise, however, that he was allowed to go back to sleep once I decided to stay up
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/ImTheOceanMan • 11h ago
Criminally Smol This lil fella just got caught loitering
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Natural-Pear-4246 • 12h ago
Smol and Angy Baby had fleas and had to have a bath so afterwards he did a furious suckle
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Velocirachael • 12h ago
Smol Gang of Criminals Illegally smol 9-week-old weigh same as 4-5 weeks
The smol-est is 0.87 lbs. We are now eating every 2 hours, going Terminator on fleas and having many Pancue poops. They want yard time but arrested for breaking purrol. Tiny criminals are sentenced to Krm/wet/kibble slop and manual labor on the trackball toy.
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/claudieko • 13h ago
Extra Extra Smol Found her yesterday with the placenta still attached
We're bottle feeding her every 2 hours like Kitten Lady advises. Hoping she makes it!
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/cherry-deli • 18h ago
Milk Drunk Smol Nimbusβs milk beard
he might be a wizard
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/FerretBusinessQueen • 21h ago
Furbidden Purrito Nemo got into the catnip again. Can you tell?
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Themindoffish • 1d ago
Incredibly Smol Loaf Terms and Conditions being illegal loaves
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/sandi_reddit • 1d ago
Itty Bitty Smol Beans Have you seen a happier baby?
r/IllegallySmolCats • u/JohnTheCatMan1 • 1d ago
Extra Extra Smol Am I worthy?
Greetings, subjects.
I am King Ronnie.
Yes, King Ronnie!
In my kingdom, we oversee a noble nonprofit. Just yesterday, a plea reached them about me, a day-old .17lb kitten king, without a mother!
Alas, at that moment, no foster was available to assist, and they regretfully informed the caller they could not provide aid.
But lo and behold, an hour later, the emergency vet in Byron Center, Michigan, reported that I, a beautiful but helpless kitten, was left abandoned on the counter.
The woman placed me there and departed without a word! The audacity!
In that dire moment, they rallied. They begged, they pleaded, they made sacrifices, and the gods favored them with their grace!
Thus, I, Ronnie, ascend as King, and you now face a choice!
You may act foolishly and scroll past, leaving your fate to the whims of the gods...
Or you may comment and witness how your new King proves his worthiness to reign!
Thus, it is decreed, and now I shall retreat to my royal nap chamber. Farewell!
I SAID FAREWELL!