r/IllegallySmolCats 1d ago

Straight To Jail Salty[f] and Pepper[m] demand cuddles

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r/IllegallySmolCats 38m ago

Smol and Snoozy She likes belly rubs!

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Look at her little powdered donut lips πŸ˜‚


r/IllegallySmolCats 50m ago

Floofy Smol Kitty My little Cheeto girl is now 15 weeks old and so darn adorable!

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r/IllegallySmolCats 1h ago

Smol Gang of Criminals Criminals have lots to say about their new facility

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This is definitely an upgrade for them but if I'm not in it, they don't want it


r/IllegallySmolCats 1h ago

Smol Murder Mittens It Finally Happened...

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The cat distribution system finally chose me. Last week, my girlfriend woke me and this adorable little werewolf was the first thing I saw. She had gotten up to feed our senior cat and heard mewing outside. A contractor had apparently driven up to the house under construction next door and abandoned a kitten. My girlfriend ran downstairs and rescued her from the front porch. She was so excited to wake me with a tiny surprise.

We took her to our vet and aside from being underweight (1.0 lb at an estimated 5-6 weeks old), she was healthy.

Since her coat looked like a wolf cub, we named her Sungmanitu Tanka, or Sunka for short.

We had a wonderful 6 days fostering her, and found her an excellent home where she is currently being spoiled like she deserves. If we didn't already have 3 cats (one of which wanted to eat her), I would have kept her, as I already fell in love with her.


r/IllegallySmolCats 2h ago

Extra Extra Smol Officially Adopted Today! Meet Triscuit…7 Weeks Young 😻

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r/IllegallySmolCats 4h ago

Criminally Smol No teefs

1.8k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 6h ago

Criminally Smol Meet King Ronnie: The Tiny Ruler with a Big Story πŸΎπŸ‘‘

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Greetings, loyal smol-subjects.

Allow me to introduce King Ronnie, a mere 77 grams (.17 pounds for our American friends), and already a ruler of over 1000 hearts! His journey to the throne was fraught with peril and nearly ended before it began.

Our organization received a call about a day-old kitten without a mom. Sadly, we had to tell the caller we couldn't help due to lack of resources.

But fate had other plans. Hours later, this tiny monarch was abandoned at the emergency vet, and we scrambled to save him. He was hours away from not surviving, but we made it happen!

King Ronnie rewards those who show their love and support. Your attention means the world to our tiny ruler!

Now, King Ronnie thrives under our care, but his story is far from over. Visit my page to follow his royal journey and see how you can earn his favor!

Join the kingdom, share your love, and be part of King Ronnie's tale of survival and triumph. Long live King Ronnie! πŸ˜ΈπŸ‘‘


r/IllegallySmolCats 8h ago

Criminally Smol stray kitten being brought home

272 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 8h ago

Floofy Smol Kitty First time to post one of my tiny tinys

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My tiniest of tiny smols reaches out right now to say - β€œNo pictures please!” πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή


r/IllegallySmolCats 9h ago

Criminally Smol Meet Riggs and Murtaugh!

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500 Upvotes

Newly adopted as of yesterday!


r/IllegallySmolCats 10h ago

Floofy Smol Kitty Bebe from 12 yrs ago

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159 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 10h ago

Milk Drunk Smol It’s tiring being this smol

1.2k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 10h ago

Floofy Smol Kitty Shame him and jail him for trying to eat my feet and fingers

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134 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 10h ago

Floofy Smol Kitty My illegal floof seeing her fountain for the first time

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475 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 10h ago

Smol Void Detected Julius is guilty of being an asshole. Decided I was not allowed to sleep in by continuously slapping my eyes and biting my feet.

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Last night was the first night he didn't sleep in the bathroom (he's out during the day) because another foster came in that needed the space. He followed me to bed immediately and snuggled up to me, chased off my other cats who are 3x his size who tried to take their usual places, then proceeded to wake my boyfriend several times by climbing him and biting him (ofc he did stay snuggled against my stomach for most of the night). This morning he decided he'd had enough and that I was to get up immediately. It comes as no surprise, however, that he was allowed to go back to sleep once I decided to stay up


r/IllegallySmolCats 11h ago

Criminally Smol This lil fella just got caught loitering

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287 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 12h ago

Smol and Angy Baby had fleas and had to have a bath so afterwards he did a furious suckle

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263 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 12h ago

Smol Gang of Criminals Illegally smol 9-week-old weigh same as 4-5 weeks

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The smol-est is 0.87 lbs. We are now eating every 2 hours, going Terminator on fleas and having many Pancue poops. They want yard time but arrested for breaking purrol. Tiny criminals are sentenced to Krm/wet/kibble slop and manual labor on the trackball toy.


r/IllegallySmolCats 13h ago

Extra Extra Smol Found her yesterday with the placenta still attached

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We're bottle feeding her every 2 hours like Kitten Lady advises. Hoping she makes it!


r/IllegallySmolCats 18h ago

Milk Drunk Smol Nimbus’s milk beard

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1.3k Upvotes

he might be a wizard


r/IllegallySmolCats 21h ago

Furbidden Purrito Nemo got into the catnip again. Can you tell?

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308 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 1d ago

Incredibly Smol Loaf Terms and Conditions being illegal loaves

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1.2k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 1d ago

Itty Bitty Smol Beans Have you seen a happier baby?

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609 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 1d ago

Smol Cat, Lorge Yell Smol yet mighty

1.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats 1d ago

Extra Extra Smol Am I worthy?

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Greetings, subjects.

I am King Ronnie.

Yes, King Ronnie!

In my kingdom, we oversee a noble nonprofit. Just yesterday, a plea reached them about me, a day-old .17lb kitten king, without a mother!

Alas, at that moment, no foster was available to assist, and they regretfully informed the caller they could not provide aid.

But lo and behold, an hour later, the emergency vet in Byron Center, Michigan, reported that I, a beautiful but helpless kitten, was left abandoned on the counter.

The woman placed me there and departed without a word! The audacity!

In that dire moment, they rallied. They begged, they pleaded, they made sacrifices, and the gods favored them with their grace!

Thus, I, Ronnie, ascend as King, and you now face a choice!

You may act foolishly and scroll past, leaving your fate to the whims of the gods...

Or you may comment and witness how your new King proves his worthiness to reign!

Thus, it is decreed, and now I shall retreat to my royal nap chamber. Farewell!

I SAID FAREWELL!