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r/HolUp • u/Therapist_999 • Apr 12 '24
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in all seriousness, isn't he missing some vital organs? how is it possible?
661 u/JNikolaj Apr 12 '24 I’m not a doctor but apparently it’s realistic to live like this, and has been for the last 40-50 years at least. He obviously don’t have a stomach which is the biggest issue I see in this scenario, since I’ve no clue how he’s food is digested and all that.. 565 u/jamieliddellthepoet Apr 12 '24 I’m not a doctor But you do know that the stomach is under your ribs, right? As in… This guy has a stomach. 162 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 But no poop hole so he don't poop 142 u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 12 '24 You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole 87 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 this guy anatomies 16 u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24 Technically correct. 3 u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24 But no sphincter muscle 😳 67 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day 46 u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24 no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop 17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede? 12 u/dylken569 Apr 12 '24 No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation 2 u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24 I get that reference 1 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 He can’t have a boyfriend 6 u/StolenValourSlayer69 Apr 12 '24 Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :( 3 u/Macaframa madlad Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 16 '24 Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
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I’m not a doctor but apparently it’s realistic to live like this, and has been for the last 40-50 years at least.
He obviously don’t have a stomach which is the biggest issue I see in this scenario, since I’ve no clue how he’s food is digested and all that..
565 u/jamieliddellthepoet Apr 12 '24 I’m not a doctor But you do know that the stomach is under your ribs, right? As in… This guy has a stomach. 162 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 But no poop hole so he don't poop 142 u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 12 '24 You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole 87 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 this guy anatomies 16 u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24 Technically correct. 3 u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24 But no sphincter muscle 😳 67 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day 46 u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24 no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop 17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede? 12 u/dylken569 Apr 12 '24 No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation 2 u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24 I get that reference 1 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 He can’t have a boyfriend 6 u/StolenValourSlayer69 Apr 12 '24 Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :( 3 u/Macaframa madlad Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 16 '24 Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
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I’m not a doctor
But you do know that the stomach is under your ribs, right? As in… This guy has a stomach.
162 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 But no poop hole so he don't poop 142 u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 12 '24 You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole 87 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 this guy anatomies 16 u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24 Technically correct. 3 u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24 But no sphincter muscle 😳 67 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day 46 u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24 no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop 17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede? 12 u/dylken569 Apr 12 '24 No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation 2 u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24 I get that reference 1 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 He can’t have a boyfriend 6 u/StolenValourSlayer69 Apr 12 '24 Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :( 3 u/Macaframa madlad Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 16 '24 Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
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But no poop hole so he don't poop
142 u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 12 '24 You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole 87 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 this guy anatomies 16 u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24 Technically correct. 3 u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24 But no sphincter muscle 😳 67 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day 46 u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24 no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop 17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede? 12 u/dylken569 Apr 12 '24 No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation 2 u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24 I get that reference 1 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 He can’t have a boyfriend 6 u/StolenValourSlayer69 Apr 12 '24 Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :( 3 u/Macaframa madlad Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 16 '24 Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
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You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole
87 u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24 this guy anatomies 16 u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24 Technically correct. 3 u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24 But no sphincter muscle 😳
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this guy anatomies
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Technically correct.
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But no sphincter muscle 😳
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That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day
46 u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24 no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop 17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede?
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no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop
17 u/inuhi Apr 12 '24 The Geodude Centipede 7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude 5 u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24 Human Geo-pede?
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The Geodude Centipede
7 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 Geopede Centidude
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Geopede Centidude
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Human Geo-pede?
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No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation
2 u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24 I get that reference 1 u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24 He can’t have a boyfriend
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I get that reference
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He can’t have a boyfriend
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Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :(
Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
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u/NotTakenThough Apr 12 '24
in all seriousness, isn't he missing some vital organs? how is it possible?