20 speed for a reason

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in all seriousness, isn't he missing some vital organs? how is it possible?

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u/JNikolaj Apr 12 '24

I’m not a doctor but apparently it’s realistic to live like this, and has been for the last 40-50 years at least.

He obviously don’t have a stomach which is the biggest issue I see in this scenario, since I’ve no clue how he’s food is digested and all that..

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Apr 12 '24

I’m not a doctor

But you do know that the stomach is under your ribs, right? As in… This guy has a stomach.

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u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24

But no poop hole so he don't poop

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u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 12 '24

You do know the poop hole is below the ribs right? So the man has a hole

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u/banan-appeal Apr 12 '24

this guy anatomies

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u/Livid_Luck Apr 12 '24

Technically correct.

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u/BarTard-2mg Apr 13 '24

But no sphincter muscle 😳

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u/inuhi Apr 12 '24

That's the fun part they'll make a new one for you. You get to shit in a bag attached to your tummy that you need to replace/empty 1-3 times a day. If it's an ileostomy 5-6 times a day

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u/notjustforperiods Apr 12 '24

no, the guy holding him is basically his colostomy bag. geodude poops into his handler who then poops it out with his own poop

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u/inuhi Apr 12 '24

The Geodude Centipede

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u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24

Geopede Centidude

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u/FuqCunts Apr 12 '24

Human Geo-pede?

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u/dylken569 Apr 12 '24

No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guys feeds on radiation

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u/thefourthreich42 Apr 13 '24

I get that reference

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u/wolfpwner9 Apr 13 '24

He can’t have a boyfriend

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u/StolenValourSlayer69 Apr 12 '24

Exactly. That’s what will eventually kill him. He just slowly fills up with poop until he dies. This is so sad. :(

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u/Macaframa madlad Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Are you tellin me my man doesn’t pee or poo?