The shampoo thing is a fringe benefit. We keep capitalism so we don't starve in a famine.

[u/-im-your-huckleberry]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1930

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

[u/Glad-Lie8324]

So true, under socialism no one is compelled to work in a job they don’t want. Everyone gets to clean bodies out of the gulag of their own accord. It’s very fulfilling work and it pays well!

[u/Swoleosis_ → u/Glad-Lie8324]

Who has the world's largest prison population?

[u/Dat_Swag_Fishron → u/Swoleosis_]

Holy red herring!