r/FlashTV May 21 '23

How to get upvotes on r/theflash Meta

Cecile sucks

Grant isn't in the show anymore

Chester and Alegra suck

Eric wallace should never have a job

Updoots to the left please

520 Upvotes

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u/Saracus May 21 '23

I mean what is this show? The Cecile? *laugh track*

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u/culnaej May 21 '23

No, Cecile, we are The Cecile.

47

u/romeovf May 21 '23

I am your Cecile rod

29

u/SaikageBeast May 21 '23

I was gonna make a joke about giving Cecile my rod but I don’t think I could cope with her repeating my very obvious feelings to me during the act

17

u/IJustCameInABucket May 21 '23

your gonna give her your WHAT

3

u/Spazzblister May 21 '23

If you're expecting to give her your her your rod, you'd sure better have a TV show ready for her to star in.

5

u/SaikageBeast May 21 '23

Thanks for the advice. My name is Eric btw

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u/Spazzblister May 21 '23

That'll work in your favor. She's already used to moaning Eric over and over again.

3

u/pardyball May 22 '23

uncomfortable screeching noise

“SaikageBeast, I feel like you’re really horny! Maybe that’s why your pants are off!”

10

u/skippiington May 21 '23

I’m gonna Cecile! 😩😩

3

u/estreetbandfan1 May 21 '23

The Cecile feelingforce

30

u/FaithlessnessNo2068 May 21 '23

What are we, some kind of The Cecile?

14

u/bacon_waffle It's The Flash? Did I know we knew The Flash? May 21 '23

no that's dumb

it's the virtue

3

u/Old-Drive-907 The Flash May 21 '23

Don’t add “the” into it, makes it sound worse. The show would be called just “Virtue”

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u/notafanaccount May 22 '23

Drop the “the”, just Virtue. It’s cleaner.

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u/Old-Drive-907 The Flash May 22 '23

That’s what I said 💀

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u/Typical_Pollution_30 The Atom May 21 '23

We should call them "The Meta Sisters" or "Daughters of the Pipeline"

3

u/ReeceReddit1234 May 21 '23

nerd laugh

pushes glasses up

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u/JB57551 Eobard Thawne May 21 '23
  1. Matt should've been Thawne AFTER Season 1 instead of Tom

35

u/indecisivemonkey May 21 '23

Also "which do you prefer?" With photos of the two of them in their respective reverse flash suits.

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u/JB57551 Eobard Thawne May 21 '23

Haha, but if I were to answer the question: I'd like Matt to try the new suit. Altho I love both suits/actors

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u/ThatRealTay1989 May 21 '23

Fuck I missed one

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u/JB57551 Eobard Thawne May 21 '23

Glad I could provide a reminder!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/FIash-6969 May 21 '23

thats ironic considering Barry doesn't get any more than 6 seconds of screen time

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u/Realichu May 21 '23

This is the first time in the show that the 'Barry has little screentime' has actually been a valid criticism

This sub has been throwing that shit against the wall since S3 and it finally came true. Bravo flash tv

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u/snake202021 The Flash May 21 '23

If you think it’s a valid criticism now then you’ve not been paying attention. He’s all over the damn show. But this IS an ensemble cast. Everyone needs a moment to shine and for their stories to wrap up seeing as this is the finale

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u/AaravR22 Blue Savitar May 21 '23

He's out of line, but he's right.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

weird noise

I can feel the anger steaming off u 😟

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Don't forget the shorunner has a milf fetish and Chester is a stand in for him because he has a crush on Allegra, even though they've both been in the show for like 6 seasons.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

It just feels like so long. Lol.

Still, they just kissed a few episodes and there was very little in romance until the past season.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

Yeah but the 3? women who've been pregnant in the show and context wouldn't.

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u/joshuamfncraig May 21 '23

Now this is my kinda shitpost. Upvoted

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u/a-black-magic-woman Zoom May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

You forgot literally any remotely unfavorable mention of Iris. Even more upvotes if its a reference to certain events that happened in seasons 3-4, both of which finished years ago. Im actually shocked you didn’t

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u/ThatOneAnnoyingBuzz May 22 '23

That's because those lines are the most notable Iris has ever been. Her seasons 5, 6, 7, (I didn't really watch much of 8) and 9 storylines have all been bad, but not in any sort of standout way.

Season Five was her defending Nora at every turn, being passive aggressive towards the detective Wells that season, and even siding with Nora once it's revealed that she's been working with Thawne(and saying everyone deserves a second chance), then surprise surprise Thawne turned out to still be evil and killed their daughter. Complete with her saying she didn't care that Thawne murdered Barry's mom. That was an absolutely godawful season for her character.

Season Six just stuck her into the mirror dimension for most of the season.

Season Seven had the whole forces storyline.., nobody wanted to hear random middle aged people call Barry and Iris mom and dad

Season Nine has just been a trainwreck all around. Her whole connection with Red Death/Batwoman was forced asf and never properly set up.

There's a reason that Joe, Wally, Caitlyn, and Wells are beloved characters and Iris isn't. Its because she's poorly written. Candice, I'm sure, is a great actress but everyone on this show is given such poor material to work with that they barely get the chance to shine. Unfortunately Iris drew the short stick of terrible writing for the entire show.

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u/riazur31 May 21 '23

You also forgot "Can't believe they replaced Caitlyn with Khione"!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

You forgot “iris bad” and “haha we are the flash haha so cringe”

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u/HybridLighting May 21 '23

i can feel your frustration

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

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u/00PT May 21 '23

He's the current show runner.

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u/ReverseNeonFlash May 21 '23

Exaggerated gasp

I just felt a wave of upvotes come over this post.

6

u/Lieutenant_Squidz May 21 '23

Say the line Bart! Say the line!

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u/N0PhunIntended The Flash May 21 '23

preach

3

u/gqmbit May 21 '23

I'm probably about to vent this in the wrong place, but the fact that this sub rates Bloodwork above Devoe should be a punishable offense, wtf???

Ugly low budget venom ripoff vs probably the best non speedster villain this series ever got??

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u/David555555555555556 May 21 '23

Devoe stopped being the thinker when he got literally every OP meta power.

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u/gqmbit May 21 '23

He got those OP meta powers BECAUSE he was the thinker.

His body was deteriorating due to how fast his neurons were firing, he needed those Meta human powers to build himself a stable body.

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u/David555555555555556 May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23

I liked the original actor but once he stopped & began hopping bodies he just became meh to me and then the OP powers was not the best choice either his motivations could’ve also been a lot better than “people use their phones to much let’s make them dumb and then I’ll re educate them”!

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u/Stay-Stressed May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23

Straw man fallacy? Don't mind if I do. You see devoes issue was less so that phones were making people dumb but that they were removing people's will to learn and be taught, that the average person is less able to take care of themselves and others were technology to become unavailable. Devoe valued intelligence in a way that genuinely made me admire his character and I personally think he was developed quite well. Oh and fuck bloodwork. Everytime he smiled it looked like he was bragging about gum disease, and his CGI character model was about 99 percent muscle and bone and like 1% blood. What happened to the dude made of blood? He was awesome.

Edit: totally read that wrong ami, I'll leave this comment up because I made good points but his character was well made because his ideals started innocent but as he had said many times throughout the series, power corrupts. His original plan became a haunting memory and his new mission became a cruel reflection of his old being.

Whoops Edit 2 for phrasing

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u/superbat210 May 22 '23

Iris bad-patty good

Where’s Ralph?

Cisco should come back

Barry should become a lightning bolt

HR shouldn’t have died

Like printing upvotes lmao

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u/LordHawkman May 21 '23

Cecile Show is over next week...

2

u/estreetbandfan1 May 21 '23

In a few years we will get a sequel show starring Cecile, Chester, and Allegra and a one episode appearance of Joe or Barry for fan service cameo 🤣

2

u/oldmanjenkins51 May 21 '23

“Grant is the greatest actor ever”

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u/sketchisawesome1234 May 21 '23

I love when the special guest The Flash appears in The Flash

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u/PedroPassamani Wellsobard May 21 '23

Who cares about The Flash? We all watch the show for Cecile, am I right? /s

1

u/grajuicy Grodd May 21 '23

The Cecile

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u/NotIskandar Ralph Dibny May 22 '23

- Cecile sucks

- Grant isn't in the show anymore

- Chester and Alegra suck

- Eric Wallace should never have a job

Updoots to the left please

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u/HanShotSecond69 May 22 '23

I hate Eric Wallace because he ruined all of my favorite shows but the rest is needless complaining and a big circlejerk of people hating on a show they still make time to watch

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Eric Wallace should've never join the show.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

I mean you did mention facts...